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Mystical Mistress's Palace...
 
Welcome to my Palace...and allowing me to share a glimpse into my life, my thoughts...my dreams and the once in a blue moon rant/rave.
Thank you for stopping by...and saying HI!
I hope you'll come visit often...maybe follow my adventure as I move from AZ to CA....or just share a thought or a joke or ???
Your's truly the ~~ MYSTICAL MISTRESS OF MUCH NONSENSE...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
~~ Slide ~~
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wow... it's been a long time
Posted:Dec 9, 2009 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2010 10:04 am
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Just stoppin in to say hi
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Anybody miss me?
Posted:Feb 2, 2008 6:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2009 6:40 pm
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It's been a really long time, but I just wanted to say Hi to everyone....and let ya'll know I'm fine and Jefe and I are still together and doing well.
I have a beautiful new grand ....he's almost 8 months old now. Work is going good. My health is holding up fairly well, all things considered.... but doing ok.
I hope everyone in Blogland is doing good. Take care.... ok?
~~ Slide ~~

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For the Mom's of Blogland...especially a certain few.
Posted:May 12, 2007 9:47 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2007 8:18 pm
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A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

"Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

"You will simply call her, 'Mom.'"


This I dedicate to the following ladies of Blogland:
candy69sosweet ~ candy69sosweet,
DaphneR ~ DaphneR,
1hotwahine ~ 1hotwahine,
duststormdiva,
mzhunyhole ~ mzhunyhole

Even though I am absent from the 'net....and from Blogland. I do think of you all from time to time and wonder how you are....and what's happening with your lifes.
I hope your all doing well.

Lastly....but never leastly.....
Candy...you know I love ya and miss talking with you.
I hope everything is going so veryvery well.

Love to you all....and also to those I didn't mention specifically

Take care.... Love...
~~ Slide ~~

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Nope... didn't fall off the edge of the earth. Hi Ya'll ...
Posted:Apr 18, 2007 11:40 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2007 7:09 am
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How the hell are ya all? Hope all is well with everyone. Just popped in to say "hey".

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Challenges/obstacles....and...life changing decisions
Posted:Sep 5, 2006 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2007 1:56 pm
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As most of you know, last month Jefe and I went to Tucson, AZ. to clear out my house and bring back with us whatever would fit in a 10 ft moving truck. For those of you just happening upon my blog, you can get caught up by following this link and then those that are noted in this post. Slides count down to PHASE 2and so it begins

Now...to update everyone on what happened during and what's happened since then.

First off, everything went well, even better than expected, with the only exception being it was awfully hot, and very tiring....and yes, it was very emotional and stressful.
Sorting through 26-27+ years of possessions is not an easy task, especially when you only have 2-3 days to do it in. I got rid of a lot of "stuff" I'd been hanging onto for all those years, clothes I hadn't worn in who know's how long, clothes I couldn't wear if I wanted to. We just started putting it all out in front of my house....no yard sale signs posted anywhere at all, nor did we go and get special change. We just put it out there.

"If you build it, they will come"....or more like "if you put it out there..."

And come they did....in droves at times, swarms and swarms of folks. It was a regular circus....and I sold and sold stuff hand over fist as fast as I could at times. During the extreme heat of the days, not so many people...but once the sun started going down, they were back. We even had a Hispanic family, who spoke very little English stop at midnight....and they giggled when we said that "yes... we are having a yard sale...even at midnight". I told them "$30.00 and you can have it all.... everything you see"....they talked among themselves a bit, asked if this was true.... we said "Yes"...then a few seconds later I said " Si or no?".....which brought about hysterical laughter from all of us...and a high 5 from Jefe. They didn't have room in their van, but did end up buying a lot of stuff for a little over half what I'd told them. Later on...about 2 am....came this lady walking down the road, looking for "spoons".... she only had 0.58 cents....but also needed a skillet. I gave her the skillet and also anything else she could carry. We had more colorful characters off and on through the night....even cops.... who said the neighbors called, supposedly someone "stole" something from the yard. We didn't care....but thought it was cool that someone else cared.

I managed to purge myself of quite a lot of things, furniture, clothes, knick/knacks....lamps galore. And ya know what...it actually felt good.

We finally got on the road back to Riverside late Sunday night....drove nearly all night off and on because we were both so tired and both working on little sleep, but we made it. Got it all unloaded the next day....and was satisfied with what we accomplished in those few days.
br]Next day, Tuesday the 22 of August...was back to work for both of us, except before I went to work I had a doctor's appointment (finally) and was going to be able to get my heart med's and also get checked over since it had been a very long while since I had health insurance and since I'd been to the doctor.

Well, he gave me all sorts of referrals to other doc's.... 1 for my herniated disc, 1 for "female" stuff, 1 for acid reflux and 1 for a cardiologist....plus.... lab work and x-rays.

Lab results came back very fast....and the doctors office told me he wanted to see me ASAP...so I questioned why/what was wrong...and she said I was "border-line diabetic". I thought, "oh, ok"...border-line ain't so bad, I can fix this.

Friday, Jefe and I went to the doctor and he told me that I am diabetic...and I have to stick my finger every day to see what my glucose count is. 99 is normal....mine was 188. He also has given me more referrals, more lab work and has put me on a diet and several new pills.

So, my challenge is changing my diet, getting more exercise....other than the exercise Jefe gives me... (wink, wink)....and quitting smoking and giving up my addiction to Pepsi...(I drink it morning, noon and night)....which, I think was probably what has caused a great deal of my problem now to begin with. I'm certain that as soon as I wean myself off of it, those numbers will drop down quite a bit. My numbers today... 159.

I don't mind admitting....this scares me a lot because of so many things that diabetes "touches" ...and I already have heart disease, so this makes everything I do from here on out to focus on making the changes I need to make....so I can get healthy and love Jefe for a long, long time.

Any advice from any of you all that deal with it or know about this stuff is very welcome.

Love... Slide

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Hey ladies..... has this ever happened to you?
Posted:Aug 29, 2006 11:11 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2006 11:20 pm
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Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar
with your friends and have a few cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more
and then the DJ puts on
'I Will Survive,'
so you're off on the dance floor.

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished,
and more modern music comes on,
you come back to the group for a rest and another
cocktail or three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and
one of them is looking at you.
You look back at him and there is
tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink.
He approaches you to chat and you get
on really well.
When the time seems perfect for both of you,
he leans over and kisses you.
You have never been kissed like this before,
an electric kiss and a tingle shudders
through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed,
half-asleep,to go to the toilet, last night's memories slightly blurred.

You look at yourself in the mirror,
make an "urgh" sound. As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of
what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker
back into your head and you remember...
that you fell in love last night.

With a smile on your face you stand up and walk back to the bedroom

and see...

THAT GUY, IN YOUR...BED....STARK, BUTT...NEKED....


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...OMG!
Thank God...that ain't my Jefe!!!

Love...~~ Slide ~~

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An apology to Candy.....from Slide. Please forgive me...I
Posted:Aug 24, 2006 6:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2006 10:50 pm
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I think....this was me.....[post 479857]

I owe my friend candy69sosweet ~ candy69sosweet a HUGE, HUGE apology.

Candy...please know that I did not intend to hurt your feelings. Jefe had been gone for 4 days/nights and was on his way home when I was online visiting with you and I also was chatting with Tires too at the same time, when Jefe came home an hour and a half sooner than I expected. He thought he'd be home closer to 10 pm....but instead, got home at a little after 8 : 30pm. I wasn't expecting him home yet, and it caught me by a (very, very) pleasant surprise. Anyway...I am truly sorry and didn't at all mean to worry you that something happened to me or make you feel dumped. I was just so happy to see my Jefe and I was more concerned that he felt and knew I missed him and was very happy he was home, instead of staying on the computer.

I also did the same thing to Tires, quit abruptly...and so I also apologize to him as well.

This is to all of my chat and Blogland friends....
I am usually only online on the 'ol ya----hoooooo and in Blogland when Jefe is at work and I know he's going to be gone for a long while and/or even overnight somewhere....which is why I'm online now and also why I'm posting. It isn't uncommon for me to just stop what I'm doing online to greet him when he comes home. All though, sometimes I do have a bit of a heads up and can communicate that to whoever I might be talking to at the time, that I needed to end the conversation. Then again...sometimes I don't know exactly when and then he comes walking in the door....

My chat friends and my Blogging friends are valuable to me....you all really are, even though I am absent from the 'net....and from Blogland. I do think of you all from time to time and wonder how you are....and what's happening with your lifes. I also will not, could not ever forget the support many of you all lent me this past year, especially before I met Jefe. Thank you!

For my friend DaphneR ~ DaphneR...I've read your most recent post and I know this is a difficult time for you now.....I also know you are being a solid rock of positive, loving energy for your father as he makes this journey to re-unite with your mom. Always know, you have my thoughts, my love for you as a friend and my support.

1hotwahine ~ 1hotwahine....Just mostly wanted to say hi to you...and tell you how happy I am you had such a good vacation....I popped in every once in a bit to your blog just to see what you have goin on.

travelingintexas ~ travelingintexas Congratulations on EVERYTHING...new JOB...new HOME. You've had about as hard a year as anyone could have....and you made it. Good job big guy!

For my "home girl"....
~ duststormdiva.... Looks/sounds like you and your guy are doing great... I am so happy for you!

citizen_five ~ citizen_five...AKA...5'r, 5 speed....Thanks for your recent visit to my blog.

Can't forget mzhunyhole ~ mzhunyhole... Your posts are really looking good....lots of things to think about. Sorry to hear about your Blog friend's passing. I hope your doing well.... and I still haven't forgotten about Marilyn Monroe's photo I need to send to you....hopefully....once Jefe and I get done with our move to the new apartment next month, we'll be able to go and have some fun.

Lastly....but never leastly.....
Candy...you know I love ya and miss talking with you.....and I'll bet you read "Blessing of The Apaches" just absolutely beautifully....and yes, I imagine you probably didn't get to far into it without tears of joy flowing.
RE: what we were chatting 'bout before Jefe came home... WOO HOO!!! You go girl!
I hope everything is going so veryvery well, especially with your new apartment. Please forgive me for being a boob! ok?


Love to you all....and also to those I didn't mention specifically

...it's getting late and I need to call it a night. However.... just so you all know... the move went well, no problems other than just a lot of hard work to do and not enough time to do it in. We (Jefe and I )...mostly Jefe... worked our ass's off...and it was hott'r n 'hell in Tucson. But... we got it done.

Take care.... Love...
~~ Slide ~~

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Ummm...Cuz' Candy said to... So I did.
Posted:Aug 15, 2006 11:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2006 10:25 pm
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Went to visit my gal pal....candy69sosweet...candy69sosweet...and she had posted this...[post 469121]but, she had been out and about in Blogland and found a post by Passion247000 mentioning a place where you can go to get a free astrological chart....So... I went to the place and here's what mine had to say about me:

Name: Jean
February 18 1955
3:00 PM Time Zone is PST
Monrovia, CA.

Rising Sign is in 27 Degrees Cancer
Very sensitive by nature, you prefer to be in your own familiar surroundings. Cautious and conservative, you make changes in your life only very slowly, if at all. You do not open up easily to strangers. Friendships are made for life, however -- once given, your trust is forever. Your mother, your home as a and your early family life in general are very important to you. You are also very sentimental. When you feel self- confident, you are gentle, giving and protective of the needs of others. But when you feel insecure or threatened, you become overly sensitive to criticism, shy, withdrawn and moody. You have a strong need for security -- in the sense that you are being loved, nourished and protected.

Sun is in 29 Degrees Aquarius.
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.

Moon is in 15 Degrees Capricorn.
You are serious and shy and very uncomfortable in those situations where spontaneous and exuberant emotional reactions seem called for. An achiever, you prefer doing practical, worthwhile things that produce tangible results. You need role models to respect, love and emulate. You tend to feel that you're a failure unless you get an important and highly respected position in life. Don't be so hard on yourself! For you, practical needs always win out over emotional considerations. Remember that you too have the right to comfort, security and love. Dutiful and patient, when you make an emotional commitment, you sign on for the long haul -- your love is long- enduring.

Mercury is in 16 Degrees Aquarius
You tend to be very opinionated -- you have strongly felt notions about things and are quite vocal about expressing and defending them. Yet you are also an original thinker -- you enjoy shocking others with your offbeat, original thoughts. You appreciate and need mental and intellectual stimulation. Your judgment is usually fair and impartial -- you can be a good critic because you can remain objective and unemotional about most things.

Venus is in 14 Degrees Capricorn.
You tend to keep your feelings under control -- emotions are only released in serious or important situations. You are distrustful of others whose behavior could be judged excessive or immoderate. As such, you prefer to relate only to those who are older than you or to those whose position is such that respect and duty are more important for both of you than passion or emotional response. Be careful, however, of relationships that are merely based on practicality or utility or you will ultimately be lonely.

Mars is in 24 Degrees Aries.
You are very independent and self-assertive, and you have lots of physical energy. You are not satisfied unless you can be the first to do something. As such, you are more comfortable in leadership positions than you are as an underling. When you are challenged by anyone for anything, you delight in the competitive process and will fight long and hard for your beliefs. You are bold and courageous and often act without thinking. At times, in your zeal to get ahead, you are tactless and offensive -- learn that cooperation with others can often bring you nearer to your goals quicker because of the support you will get.

Jupiter is in 20 Degrees Cancer.
You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who need a helping hand.

Saturn is in 21 Degrees Scorpio.
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.

Uranus is in 24 Degrees Cancer.
For you, and for your peers as well, the demand to be free from entangling emotional bonds is of paramount importance. You have a unique and unfettered view of family life and will be attracted to experimenting with freeform styles of relationship commitments. This may lead to a rootless, unsettled lifestyle.

Neptune is in 28 Degrees Libra.
You, and your entire generation, idealize all of the various experimental approaches to relationships -- including "living together", the formation of communes and collectives and the whole concept of "open" marriages. There is a stress on weakened commitments on an emotional and contractual level, but there are heightened expectations of the level of commitment and mutual support on the spiritual and metaphysical level.

Pluto is in 25 Degrees Leo.
For your entire generation, this is a time when the relationship of the individual to society as a whole is being thoroughly re-examined. Major attempts will be made to find a balance between the need to be self-sufficient and the need to honor debts of social commitment.

N. Node is in 04 Degrees Capricorn.
You rarely get involved closely with anyone unless he or she has something specific and practical to offer you. You tend to be "all business" when it comes to dealing with others. You're usually so intently focused on a particular goal that you rarely have time for social niceties or casual fellowship. But you can definitely be counted on by others to get things done. When you say that you'll do something, you do it. As such, you're a valuable member of any team situation and will probably rise to a position of leadership within the group. Your trustworthiness and sense of responsibility are unquestioned. But do try to avoid the temptation to "use" others to reach your goals -- they might come to resent you.~~

If you go to ...candy69sosweet blog, you'll find the instructions on how to get your chart....and maybe you'll accept her challenge, like I did and post your results on your blog. Ok?

As always.... Slide.

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Slides count down to PHASE 2.....and so it begins:
Posted:Aug 13, 2006 7:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2006 10:26 pm
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This coming Thursday....Jefe and I will be flying to Tucson...and we begin with PHASE 2 of my move from Az. to CA.

We'll get in kinda late...10pm'ish, but it's ok...we don't normally go to bed until 1am'ish most nights, and we'll still get a good nights sleep before we start in on my STUFF. I've got more "stuff" than necessary, or so my dad would've said.
To read how...PHASE 1... started check out One way ticket on an Air39o39planeAin39t got time to take a fast train, lonely days are gone
Ok..so, back to the 2nd phase....
It's going to be a challenge that's for sure figuring out what to take, what to give away to family and friends, what to sell, what to donate to the Veterans and/or Goodwill, Salvation Army, etc... and what to just plain throw away.

I'll probably get a chance to do some visiting to my Blogland buddies and also to do a few post's, catch up on my comments... for a few days. FYI-Thank you to all who have visited and commented. I will be replying soon to each of you....maybe do one gigantic post-comment, but to each of you individually.

Jefe has taken some very much needed time off from work and has gone up North to visit some very close friends. He left this morning around 8am or so....and I am missing him big time. It's one thing when he leaves to go to work on a weekend day and maybe is gone nearly all day and part of the evening...I know he'll be home....but when I know he'll be gone overnight or even gone a few days/nights it feels very empty in the house.

Anyway...back to PHASE 2.

Jefe and I have found our new apartment and we'll get to move into it next month around the 24th. It'll be approx 15 miles closer to work for me and maybe about 5-6 miles further for Jefe....but he drives all over southern CA. all the time, so it's ok with him, not a big deal. It's very nice, very expensive...very big and most of all....we won't be living in the Ghetto of Riverside anymore. Where we live now, is not a very good neighborhood/area. The intersection at the closest corner...and I mean...we are right at the intersection....is so friggin noisey, it's driving us batty. Constant sirens...every 15-20 min's or so 24/7. Police helicopter flies around nightly....even twice a night at some point or another. 3 weeks ago Sunday, someone, somewhere nearby completely "unloaded" a gun at something/someone....but we don't know where or who or even if anyone got hit, but we heard the gun shots loud and clear.

Where was I??? OH yeah... the move. So, we'll get to Tucson late Thursday night, Friday we'll take inventory and start sorting thru stuff and packing. Saturday we'll go and get the truck we reserved and do more packing, then loading....also hopefully will be able to sell stuff I don't want during the day Friday and Saturday in between sorting/packing. Sunday, we'll drive back to CA. We'll have to leave my car at the airport in Ontario on Thursday, then go and pick it up when we get back in town, take this truck to my 's house in Fontana and park it overnight, because the apartment manager won't let us park it here....then on Monday morning...go get the truck and go to where he already has a storage unit and unload, then take the truck and drop it off.

I hope the weather doesn't get as hot as it was 2-3 weeks ago...it was 113 degrees one Saturday. That's just too, too hot.

I'm anxious and excited to go to my house, see my stuff and finally start getting my stuff, my life transplanted out here to CA.

Next month we will start...PHASE 3...as we will get to start
moving into the new place...then I think a month or so after that, we'll finish up with...the FINAL PHASE...4 and make 1 last trip to Tucson to get the rest of whatever we couldn't get. At least I'll be able to get my house rented out. I have to free up my income so I can carry my end of the new apartment. So far since I've been out here, I've been making my mortage payments and keeping the utilities goin, but to be honest, it's been very difficult....every penny I have had since I've been working, with the exception of Pepsi and cigarettes....has been to the house, gas in the car and food. Gas out here is still very expensive and it feels like I'm constantly at the gas pump....watching the $$$$$ add up.

I did however get a really nice break...
CHA CHING...I won safety BINGO at my work this week...to the tune of $354.00....which I can't tell you all how much I needed that extra financial boost. I'll get to keep it all if no one else had BINGO, but so far, I haven't heard of anyone else getting it.


So, that's the newest news on my move to CA.


It's been a hell'of a year...mostly pretty damn good, and that's because I fell in love, am in love...with probably the kindest, affectionate, patient, smartest, most decent, hard workin, funniest man I've ever known and he loves me too! For those of you new to my Blog check out Tomorrow021806 and there you will see when and how I met Jefe...and then from that day onward.... we have been together ever since. Pretty cool, huh?

If you feel like browsing the basement...feel free to visit some of my old post's
POST 99


C'ya'll later, Ok? Have a good one...and to all of my 2 loyal fans....or...are there more???...watch for new post to come soon. Love always!
~~ Slide ~~

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Too funny not to share...mostly for the men, but some of you ladies will get a kick out of it too!
Posted:Jul 26, 2006 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2006 7:35 pm
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MAN LAWS:

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is offlimits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictlyoptional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of thebirthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose offlatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longerthan you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird andguilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets aPlaystation. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Gymnastics. Ever.


~~ Slide ~~

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I missed my own birthday....????
Posted:Jun 30, 2006 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2007 10:01 pm
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Yep...June 14th was a year ago I started blogging, and guess what... I didn't realize it till I went to [blog DaphneR] blog...lol.

Happy Blog Birthday to all you who have made it through your first year!!
was the very first person to comment and welcome me to blogland....and in his famous words....

BLOG ON!!

Thank you KCC, DAPHNE, CANDY, MZHUNY, TILLER, 1HOT, PIXIE, TRAV, BULGE, LIL BLONDE, SJ, KP, TIRES, BARD, DUSTSTORMDIVA, CITIZEN 5, SICKHOOTEREDLADY....AUNT PAT, and way, way too many to name. Thank you all for your friendship during my first year.
I imagine, once things ever get settled here, I'll be back to blogging a little more regularly, but til then I'll just be on and off...once in a blue moon. I think soon, I'll be able to go to AZ and visit my house...get a few more things....put some stuff in storage so I can get my house rented out.

Jefe is fine...I love him more and more each day. I still am amazed at how we connected and what transpired from that one little blog post I did back in Feb. Incredible, is all I can say....thankful for whatever guided him to visit my blog...and in awe still over what he wrote.

The last 2 days has been very busy for him...and I know tonight when he gets home he'll be very tired...so I'm doing my best to make sure the house is nice and cool for him (it's been very hot here in Riverside this week)...and of course I'll make sure he has something good to eat for dinner...and then.....nicey, nice--lovey, dovey...kissy face!

Happy weekend to you all....I hope everyone in Blogland is doing good.
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sadness for Tiller...and that's all I'm gonna say.
Posted:Jun 20, 2006 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2006 10:25 am
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My heart felt condolences to Tiller and to Brian's family.
I've been off and on the blogs...I have no clue what has or hasn't happened, but regardless, I feel sadness for Tiller...and that's all I'm gonna say.
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Posted:Jun 3, 2006 11:00 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2006 10:26 am
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I've seen this on a few other people's blog, and thought I'd play along...hope you'll play with me!

If you will leave a comment, I will:

1. Respond with something random that I know or think I know about you.

2. I will tell you what song or movie or celebrity you remind me of.

3. If you are a male, I will tell you the most likely place that you and I will ever make out.

4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me or at the very least make some something up that may give the peeps something to talk about

5. I will tell you my first/clearest memory of you.

6. I will tell you what your name would be if you were the opposite gender.

7. I will ask you something that I have always wondered about you.

8. In order to play here you should be willing to post this yourself. So please repost this in your Blog....it's the rules.
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