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Lame?
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Posted:Apr 14, 2011 7:57 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 7:19 am
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This site is getting a little lame...
Same people day after day.
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Isn't Technology Great?
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Posted:Mar 25, 2011 2:56 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 7:19 am
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I just bought a new smartphone and I can't seem to put it down. I love this thing!
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Bring the Insanity
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Posted:Feb 27, 2011 8:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2011 8:14 am
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I like things that do not make sense. I enjoy dichotomy, oxymoron and otherwise random insanity. I guess that is why I like AdultFriendFinder. There is plenty of insanity and confusion here. Here are a few examples of the insanity that keep me rummaging through profiles; feel free to add to the list.
A woman who writes in her profile that she is looking for a serious relationship then puts a picture of her with two dildos in her pussy, one in her ass and a cock in her mouth. Nothing says, "Let’s get to know each other first," like that video of you in a gang bang!
People who write that they are nonjudgmental then take three paragraphs to explain why they will automatically judge and exclude because of improper grammar. Baby, you know that daddy likes it when you take the time to condescendingly correct every single typo . . . Now tell me to take out the trash . . . Oooh yeah, that’s hot!
Profile names like 'eatmypussy', 'fuck_me_hard_then_leave', and 'nsafucktoy' from women who are looking for cyber only. How am I supposed to eat your pussy or fuck you hard then leave through a web cam? That’s just wrong.
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Going to D.C.!!!
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Posted:Feb 3, 2011 4:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2011 4:10 am
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I'm going to D.C. soon to start a new job. I hope the women are as hot up there.
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Words to Live By
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Posted:Dec 10, 2010 7:45 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 7:19 am
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I just attended a motivational seminar and here are a few good sayings I wrote down. Please feel free to add your own.
***Just accept that, some days you are the pigeon; and some days you're the statue***
***Always wear stuff that will make you look good just in case you die in the middle of it***
***If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague***
***If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it***
***The second mouse gets the cheese***
***When everything is comming your way, you're in the wrong lane***
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Ladies First
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Posted:Nov 13, 2010 8:52 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 7:19 am
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I was chatting the other day with a nice lady from the UK and the conversation turned to etiquette and sex. I stated that I felt it was important to make sure the lady cums first. The reason for this is that I want to make sure my partner enjoys sex as I do and I ALWAYS enjoy sex. At the time, I wrote that I have never had a sexual experience that did not result in orgasm for me. That is not entirely true. I just remembered one encounter that was over before it 'ended'.
I was living in Italy and dating a nice Italian girl. One thing you who have never been to Italy should know is that Italians in general have many superstitions. My girl at the time had a silly belief that air conditioning caused lung diseases. So, whenever she came over I had to make sure that the AC was off or she would throw a fit. On this particular day, it was hot as hell outside and as soon as I turned off the AC I could feel the temperature rising in my apartment.
By the time she arrived it must have been at least 90 because I was sweating. The only way to keep the house from turning into an oven was to open all of the windows and doors. Anyway, she came and we talked for a while, then we started playing around a bit. Being that she was a modest girl (a weird mix of traditional Catholic values and a hyperactive sex drive, I guess) she asked that I close the windows and doors before we went any further. I wanted her so badly right then that I didn’t stop to think of the consequences. I sealed the apartment up tight and we proceeded to make love.
Within minutes the heat was unbearable. I was trying to keep focus on the moment but it was so ungodly hot that we were both sweating buckets. It was like trying to fuck a slip-n-slide! As much as I wanted to cum in her right then, the discomfort and the frustration mounted until I had to stop. After that, I learned to crank the AC down as far as it would go to freeze the apartment right before she came over so I didn’t suffer heat stroke during our future love fests. 
Still, I believe it is best to make sure that the woman cums first. And I also believe it is important to date women who do not have strange hang ups about air conditioning. 
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Question...
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Posted:Nov 2, 2010 1:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2010 8:22 pm
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Why do most cams from 'couples' show only some lone dude masturbating?
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Halloween Ghost Stories
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Posted:Oct 30, 2010 9:33 am
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2010 4:28 am
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I went outside last night...
The light on the front porch turned on all by itself as soon as I stepped outside...
The light has a motion sensor...
So I guess it is supposed to do that...
Boo!
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How to lose my interest
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Posted:Oct 14, 2010 8:10 am
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2011 7:38 am
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This site probably has 50 guys for every girl, so it would seem almost impossible for a girl to screw things up so badly that I lost my interest in her. But, I have met two so far that have managed the impossible.
The quickest way to turn me off is to lie about who you are. I especially hate false pictures and body-type descriptions. Don’t ask me if I want to meet with a 30-something fit woman only to find that I am actually meeting a 40-ish woman with extra padding. I guarantee that will be the shortest meeting ever.
First, I would like to state that I would have no problem meeting with a ‘real’ woman. I am real... I have flaws... I assume everyone else does, too. However, I don’t like the deception. I really don’t understand why some women feel it is necessary on this site. With all of the men here, just be real and you will still have to sift through a hundred emails a day. Even if you post that you are an overweight hermaphrodite with only one leg, I bet you will still get attention!
I am here just trying to be myself... All I ask is that you do the same.
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Dick Pick
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Posted:Oct 13, 2010 6:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2010 8:07 am
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When I first jointe AdultFriendFinder, I was annoyed by all the dick picks... So much so that my first blog entry bashed those who use them as profile pics.
However, after a few months of reading through profiles I have found many, many women who state they will not respond if my profile does not have a picture of my cock. So, I put a picture of my cock on my profile.
You want to know something? The number of views to my profile has doubled since I put it up. So, for my previous blog post about how dick pics are reterded... I am sorry.
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One More Thing
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Posted:Oct 13, 2010 6:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2010 7:26 am
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I watched the new show on Comedy Central last night, Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.
WORST...
SHOW...
EVER!!!
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Two Girls One Cup
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Posted:Oct 13, 2010 6:11 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2024 7:19 am
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I don’t know how many of you have heard about this video, but I assume most have. It was widely talked about a few years ago (and it was written on the inside of just about every port-a-john in Iraq.) I resisted watching it… I guess it just didn’t seem appealing. Yesterday, I was watching some videos from the Tosh.0 website and one show the audience reaction to Two Girls One Cup. After seeing their horrified response, I had to find out what was so shocking.
I really wish I hadn’t.
I have to admit that as I get older, my fantasies have gotten stranger. But I still couldn’t fathom why anyone would find that video erotic. The video centers around two mediocre girls. There is feces involved, and later vomit is introduced... It actually gets worse after the vomit is introduced. At one point -- in between gagging and yelling 'NO WAY' out loud -- I found myself actually wondering what that girl had eaten before the video shoot. I have taken some massive dumps, but that one was close to a record breaker. Maybe poop just looks smaller in a big toilet than it looks in a small cup!
Anyway, I learned that there are things in this world that once seen can never be unseen. If you ever want to enjoy giving a good rim job to your special girl again, or eating ice cream for that matter, then I would highly recommend that you avoid watching this. But if you are reading this you probably already have.
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