10812 posts 4/26/2009 3:30 pm
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The Giveaway.....
Okay, so as I had aforementioned about getting a Bob of your very own, there are going to be some rules, application and a contract to be followed before you will receive one.
Now Bob is not just for the Lovelies, if any pervs want one, just step up..... I mean come on, Look at all the Poon he's gotten me......
Now, there are 10 easy rules that you must follow:
The Rules: 1 You WILL treat him with love and respect, this is not an option
2 Bob is a Camera , fulfill his needs, remember though, he is not obliged to fulfill yours
3 Bob must be Blogged about, any and all adventures with him must be made public information, your adventure may differ from those shown, Bob can not be held responsible for wasted adventures
4 Bob must be in at least 1 or more profile pictures, don't ask why, he just does
5 Bob is also a handy travel buddy, take him along with you on your adventures , and don't forget, more pictures the better, these pictures will subsequently be used in your blogs ( see note 3)
6 Bob Loves to "Eat", and again, Pictures must be taken of Bob "Eating", what he is eating is entirely up to you, how he eats it is also up to each individual, but we must have pictorial evidence of Bob scoffing his face. (please wipe bobs mouth after.. )
7 You will provide pictures of Bob with you while you are scantily clothed (if clothes are worn around Bob)
8 Bob does enjoy perverted attention, so a picture of him near your genitalia is preferred
9 Bob does not like to be blindfolded, so you will not blindfold him while you are engaged in pleasuring yourself or someone else (Once again pictorial evidence is needed)
10 As well as being a picture , he is a shameless attention . You will provide numerous blog posts entailing his sexual encounters while he is with you.
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And the contract must be filled out in full and returned to me before I can start the application process and shipment information.
The Contract:I, ___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, __________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, __________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: __________ Date: __/__/____ Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____ |
Now doing so, you do this at your own risk, Bob will be checking in with me and his brothers regularly to inform me of your actions. Any violation of the rules or contract will involve law enforcement involvement and you will be charged with molestation or abuse of a rubber clown, and that is illegal in 45 States and 10 Countries
So you still want a Bob?
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18009 posts 4/26/2009 6:28 pm |
somehow I find it hard to believe that Bob whiteness this ..... I find it even harder to believe that he signed it..... being that he has no hands |
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37014 posts 4/26/2009 6:30 pm |
I, NascarFox, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, NascarFox, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, NascarFox, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: NascarFox Date: 4/26/2009 Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____
I got no witness!! Won't somebody witness me?
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59311 posts 4/26/2009 7:36 pm |
I, ___busty________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, ______busty____, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, _______busty___, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: ___busty_______ Date: _04_/_26_/___04_ Witnessed By: _my dog chloe_________ Date: 04__/_26_/___04_
..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:15 am |
Quoting rm_NassyFox: I, NascarFox, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, NascarFox, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, NascarFox, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: NascarFox Date: 4/26/2009 Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____
I got no witness!! Won't somebody witness me?
Nas, You want a Bob? I'm Honored. Now Bob does love the races..... you should have seen the look on his face witht he wrecks this weekend..... it looked like this |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:18 am |
Yes it was funny..... Bob actually had a smile on his face |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:20 am |
Quoting bustybettyboop: I, ___busty________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, ______busty____, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, _______busty___, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: ___busty_______ Date: _04_/_26_/___04_ Witnessed By: _my dog chloe_________ Date: 04__/_26_/___04_
And you thought you wouldn't get one? |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:21 am |
It seems suddenly dogs can read and write |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:22 am |
Oh you get points alright |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:25 am |
Hand Delivered????? That will cost extra |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 4:26 am |
Now a dildo can sign lol |
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4/27/2009 4:14 pm
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I dont want BOB...he is high maintenance...I'll just take the easy lay..YOU~
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 6:17 pm |
Man, I need more Bob's |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 6:17 pm |
Sure |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 6:18 pm |
You've still got the kids on here |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 6:20 pm |
Check,..... one Bob has been saved and spared from the bung hole of Rico |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 6:21 pm |
But you have to sign..... you're the whole reason for this idea..... you know, a reason to get your address ..... there goes my dream |
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18009 posts 4/27/2009 6:22 pm |
Quoting formyself1968: I dont want BOB...he is high maintenance...I'll just take the easy lay..YOU~
So you think I'm an easy lay.....
well..... with you, there is no doubt I'm easy |
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18009 posts 4/28/2009 4:11 am |
You sure? Bob looks like he'd have a lovely lil spot to live there between your cleavage |
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18009 posts 4/28/2009 6:10 pm |
Okay, he's on his way, well his brother, Bob is a little sick right now, and will soon make a visit |
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18009 posts 4/30/2009 6:56 pm |
Mmmmmm, can I have a look too |
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5/1/2009 9:34 pm
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I am SOOOOOOOOO still in! In fact I will make my contract public so that you know I can be trusted!!!!!!!!!!
IT HAPPENS!
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18009 posts 5/2/2009 7:56 am |
Quoting whatsagalgottado: I am SOOOOOOOOO still in! In fact I will make my contract public so that you know I can be trusted!!!!!!!!!!
I knew you were in before I even put this up |
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5/9/2009 9:22 am
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I, Whatsagalgottado aka Steph, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, Steph, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, Steph, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: Whatsagalgottado aka Steph aka diddle queen Date: 05/09/09 Witnessed By: Shrek (my dog) Date: 05/09/09
IT HAPPENS!
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18009 posts 5/9/2009 3:12 pm |
Quoting whatsagalgottado: I, Whatsagalgottado aka Steph, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, Steph, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, Steph, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: Whatsagalgottado aka Steph aka diddle queen Date: 05/09/09 Witnessed By: Shrek (my dog) Date: 05/09/09
Everyone having their dogs sign...... YOU'RE supposed to have someone here witness, not your dog |
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Want a Bob? The Giveaway
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37014 posts 5/11/2009 9:52 am |
You mean I can have you deliver Bob in person?? Where is that option? I think I might need you to go over the contract again and perhaps even help me understand all the fine points. I'll pretend to be clueless. I mean, I wouldn't want to violate the contract in any way.
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