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The Giveaway.....
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You mean I can have you deliver Bob in person?? Where is that option? I think I might need you to go over the contract again and perhaps even help me understand all the fine points. I'll pretend to be clueless. I mean, I wouldn't want to violate the contract in any way.
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I, __Sindala__, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, _Sindala__, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, __Sindala__, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: _Sindala__ Date: 06/13/2009 Witnessed by: (I chose you) Pikachu Date: 06/13/2009 (I am allowed to sign for him as owner plus he has problems hitting the correct keys with his paws but be assured, he watched) Bonus for Bob! He can kick it with Pikachu, they can be pals and keep each other company when I'm at work and exchange tales of the scenes they have witnessed. He will also be provided with a prize sleeping position in my bed and be treated with all due respect by any and all guests. Sinda la la la
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I, __Sindala__, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, _Sindala__, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, __Sindala__, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: _Sindala__ Date: 06/13/2009 Witnessed by: (I chose you) Pikachu Date: 06/13/2009 (I am allowed to sign for him as owner plus he has problems hitting the correct keys with his paws but be assured, he watched) Bonus for Bob! He can kick it with Pikachu, they can be pals and keep each other company when I'm at work and exchange tales of the scenes they have witnessed. He will also be provided with a prize sleeping position in my bed and be treated with all due respect by any and all guests.
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I am known as the very picture of patience, but Pikachu sighs loudly at any mention of this virtue. To quiet him I had to put his picture up on my profile page as he thinks if Bob spots him there, he'll be more inclined to come here and kick it. Pikachu is very sure of his drawing power due to his Pokemon status. Sinda la la la
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I am known as the very picture of patience, but Pikachu sighs loudly at any mention of this virtue. To quiet him I had to put his picture up on my profile page as he thinks if Bob spots him there, he'll be more inclined to come here and kick it. Pikachu is very sure of his drawing power due to his Pokemon status.
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I, justawoman45, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I justawoman45, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I,justawoman45, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: justawoman45 Date: 10/13/2009 Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____ Crap on a cracker.....can I get a witness please? I would have one of my dogs or my cat witness this document but none of them have opposable thumbs  ......and if I asked the bird to witness it, she'd just tear it up and put it with the rest of the paper in the bottom of her cage.GO 48!!!!
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I, justawoman45, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I justawoman45, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I,justawoman45, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: justawoman45 Date: 10/13/2009 Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____ Crap on a cracker.....can I get a witness please? I would have one of my dogs or my cat witness this document but none of them have opposable thumbs ......and if I asked the bird to witness it, she'd just tear it up and put it with the rest of the paper in the bottom of her cage.
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 ......I'm already making plans of things to do with bob so he won't be bored once he arrives....GO 48!!!!
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awwwwwww.....I do want genuinely want a bob, and I will be patient no matter how long it takes.... ......I'm already making plans of things to do with bob so he won't be bored once he arrives....
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I'll vouch for justa,.... Guess I was at work when she signed the contract,.... I don't know why she didnt just forge my signature,.. she has my permission,... lol Witnessed this 14th day of October, in the year of our lord, 2009, by me,... GhostOfAxe. Is that sufficient?
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lol,... sure I did,... I just believe in following procedures,... I have to wonder, though, how this is going to jibe with the policy listed on one of my favorite tee-shirts of hers,... which reads: "Don't be BOB"....... I hope there is no conflict of interest,... lmao
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I love him already, he is so perfect for me to take on all my adventures and ad to my blogs with your permission. If I was a wiz at filling out this contract and putting my signature, on you have my honest promise. On my doggies life, --- my witness I will take really Good care of Bob, just like my ex hubby, oh if he knew of the adventures I have now, 
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I, _Cuteybooty1965__________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, _cuteybooty1965_________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, __cuteybooty1965________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching). Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night. Signed: _cuteybooty1965_________ Date: _10_/_27_/__09__ Witnessed By: _Dinky_________ Date: 10__/_27_/__09__
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Mucho Love and kisses, I patiently await the arrival of my new man.
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11/20/2009 10:37 pm |
Too funny...love Bob!
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Bob turned down by a pussy 
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