The place NOT to be is Jersey!!!
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 4:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2018 5:40 am
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WOW I forgot to log out of AdultFriendFinder and when I came back less than 2 hours later ............ my profile had been viewed 58 times!!!!!
That is outstanding!! When I take a look ...... they are ALL based in Saint Helier, Jersey and ALL have their own web sites! WOW ...... Should I move, I think to myself?
Taking into account there is a small population of 33,400 living there, there must be a high perception of sexy ladies!
No Wait - silly me - it is just another way that this web site generates capital from genuine people who have hard earn't cash, like me, so that I will pay a subscription enabling me to contact them.
After all, anyone living in Saint Helier would know that the way to spell their home Town is ............ St. Helier!!!
Some of the previews are identical, just with a name change. NAME (2 digit ) 2 letters
Then there is another 'lady' on here that has over 73,000 friends.
Do people with Fake Profiles chat with others who have Fake Profiles because there are so many of them?
Does anyone else have similar stories?
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New group on the ISLE OF WIGHT for 2018
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Posted:Dec 24, 2017 5:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 7:10 pm
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All members have to prove their identity to a select committee using their passport and two items with their address on it. Photographs will be taken depending on the individual’s requirements wearing any clothing they may or not wish to wear.
Female members of the select committee have to inspect the member’s cock and measure it for size, to prevent any exaggeration, by using their hands if the male requests. When they have the correct measurement they wipe their hands and enter it on their profile database. Where a male member states he can perform for a certain duration then this has be tested using as many females as required and a suitable stopwatch.
Applications and further information can be made to wight_island_guy on the EPYKS (backwards)option.
Male members of the committee are to check the size of the female members breasts, the nipples and the length when erect. To confirm the squirt, gush or get wet option, a tape measure will be used to see the length some ladies will go to. If they claim to love doggie, cowboy, missionary etc then guys will ascertain if this is correct using a suitable hand held recording device. Measurements of their screams will be recorded in decibels. Any level over 120dB will require ear protection and their names passed to the Chairman for further inspection and their suitability to join the Osbourne Godshill Yarmouth Elmfield Sandown, Platinum Ladies Elite Aroused Select Executive club (O GOD YES PLEASE for short) Ladies stating that they love toys are to bring them before the committee and show their knowledge, understanding and experience in using them. They should be familiar with the change of batteries. Power points will be made available for suitable 240V toys.
Any couple wishing to join must appear together. If they wish to play separately, then they will be separated, for individual interviews by a member of the opposite sex as outlined above. Those stating that their respective partner approves must being them along and a separate room will be made available for them to be tied up and cuffed until they actually agree to you playing on your own.
Visitors to the Island are allowed to join the club, but an interview will take place prior to their membership being valid, by at least four committee members.
Please make your applications in the way stated above. Any additional suggestions can be posted below.
Remember membership is free but if you feel that you need to influence a member of the committee then please speak to one of them on your arrival or with the Chairman by phone / web cam before hand.
Wight_island_guy
Chairman
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HAS THIS SITE DIED? Dec2017
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Posted:Dec 23, 2017 10:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2019 6:23 am
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Anyone from the Isle of Wight still here?
Is this full of bots that generate messages to entice you to subscribe?
I had one the other day and 'she (?) wanted to meet' but obviously had no knowledge of the Island, because they naturally didn't live here!!
Unable to answer local questions correctly was a failure on their part.
Arranging to meet at a place that has been closed for 10 years and was pulled down recently was so laughable.
Anyway let's see if anyone responds.
After all no point in paying for a service that has deteriorated so badly over the past few years.
What are you views?
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