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Pegging
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Posted:Feb 24, 2015 9:32 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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Just read an article about 2 guys who were pegged. One guy said it was his idea. The other said both his and his partner. Have you been pegged? Why and how? I guess asking how is a stupid question. Better is why and whose idea? Not at all sure I would add it to my list of "try this".
(Cosmopolitan Nov 20, 2014)
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This test will predict your personality - see if it is not accurate
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Posted:Feb 20, 2015 9:41 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will in?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds...Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax!
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50 Shades of Grey
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Posted:Feb 18, 2015 10:11 am
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2015 8:35 am
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Where is the movie playing the best? In the Southern US, of course. In the Bible Belt. In the Red States. So says an article in the latest issue of the Economist. "Sermons decrying non-marital sex make people think about it even more, says Erin Clare, who teaches culture and sexuality at Arkansas Tech University. " A quote from the article. Makes sense, doesn't it?
At the Escala, the condo building in Seattle which was the location of Grey's apartment for the movie, there was a 21-year old woman who wanted to the rent the exact room for her wedding. No deal. The condo is already owned and one day rentals are against the Codes, Covenants, and Regulations for the building. She could buy a condo. They have six left at prices from $579,000 (910 square feet) to the penthouse $6,599,000 (5,100 square feet). Any takers?
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Funny
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Posted:Feb 16, 2015 8:16 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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In memoriam of George Carlin – I copied these:
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
6. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
7. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
11. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
12. How is it possible to have a civil war?
13. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids" ?
And my favorite.. I would like to be Santa Claus—
14. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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More suggestions to guys for Valentine's Day slogans you can use
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Posted:Feb 12, 2015 9:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2015 7:16 am
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6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie,
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister.
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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Try these Valentine's Day slogans
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Posted:Feb 11, 2015 10:19 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store,
In hopes that, later, you'd be my .
7. This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
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Interesting human facts
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Posted:Feb 10, 2015 11:16 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2015 7:16 am
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-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
-Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
-The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
-The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
-A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
-If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
-Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
-Women blink twice as often as men.
-The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. They do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
-Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
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Still looking at your thumb, aren't you? Really not true.. but gotcha, huh?
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This was funny
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Posted:Feb 10, 2015 9:31 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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At least Seattle made it to the Super Bowl. Sad as the loss was, they did achieve that. Reminded me of some time ago: Upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen then of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom, too."
and of course, there was New Orleans Saint running back George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
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Doo Wop 50's Oldies Quiz
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Posted:Feb 9, 2015 9:21 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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Thirty great memories about music that caused our parents and teachers grief!
Take the quiz and see how you score as a true ''Oldies Fan.''
Write down your answers and check them against the answers at the end.
(Answers Below)
Don't cheat!
1. When did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up?
(a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock
(b) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock
(c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. ''Rock Around The Clock'' was used in what movie?
(a) Rebel Without A Cause
(b) Blackboard Jungle
(c) The Wild Ones
3. What's missing from a Rock & Roll standpoint? Earth _____
(a) Angel
(b) Mother
(c) Worm
4. ''I found my thrill ... . ..'' where?
(a) Kansas City
(b) Heartbreak Hotel
(c) Blueberry Hill
5. ''Please turn on your magic beam, _____ _____ bring me a dream,'':
(a) Mr. Sandman
(b) Earth Angel
(c) Dream Lover
6. For which label did Elvis Presley first record?
(a) Atlantic
(b) RCA
(c) Sun
7. He asked, ''Why's everybody always pickin' on me?'' Who was he?
(a) Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
(b) Charlie Brown
(c) Buster Brown
8. In Bobby Darin's ''Mack The Knife,'' the one with the knife, was named:
(a) MacHeath
(b) MacCloud
(c) MacNamara
9. Name the song with ''A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom.''
(a) Good Golly, Miss Molly
(b) Be-Bop-A-Lula
(c) Tutti Fruitti
10.. Who is generally given credit for originating the term ''Rock And Roll''?
(a) Dick Clark
(b) Wolfman Jack
(c) Alan Freed
11. In 1957, he left the music business to become a preacher:
(a) Little Richard
(b) Frankie Lymon
(c) Tony Orlando
12.. Paul Anka's ''Puppy Love'' is written to what star?
(a) Brenda Lee
(b) Connie Francis
(c) Annette Funicello
13. The Everly Brothers are ... . ....
(a) Pete and Dick
(b) Don and Phil
(c) Bob and Bill
14. The Big Bopper's real name was:
(a) Jiles P.. Richardson
(b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr.
(c) Marion Michael Morrison
15. In 1959, Berry Gordy, Jr., started a small record company called...
(a) Decca
(b) Cameo
(c) Motown
16. Edd Brynes had a hit with ''Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb''.
What TV show was he on?
(a) 77 Sunset Strip
(b) Hawaiian Eye
(c) Surfside Six
17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:
(a) Carol Lynley
(b) Sandra Dee
(c) Natalie Wood
18. They were a one hit wonder with ''Book Of Love'':
(a) The Penguins
(b) The Monotones
(c) The Moonglows
19. The Everly Brothers sang a song called ''Till I ______ You.''
(a) Loved
(b) Kissed
(c) Met
20. Chuck Berry sang ''Oh, ___________, why can't you be true?''
(a) Suzie Q
(b) Peggy Sue
(c) Maybelline
21. ''Wooly _______''
(a) Mammouth
(b) Bully
(c) Pully
22. ''I'm like a one-eyed cat . .. . ..."
(a) can't go into town no more
(b) sleepin' on a cold hard floor
(c) peepin' in a seafood store
23. ''Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do . . ..... . ..''
(a) cause there ain't no answer for a life without booze
(b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
(c) cause my car's gassed up and I'm ready to cruise
24. ''They often call me Speedo, but my real name is . .. . . . .''
(a) Mr. Earl
(b) Jackie Pearl
(c) Milton Berle
25. ''You're my Fanny and nobody else's .......''
(a) girl
(b) butt
(c) love
26. ''I want you to play with my . . . ''
(a) heart
(b) dreams
(c) ding a ling
27. ; ''Be Bop A Lula ....''
(a) she's got the rabies
(b) she's my baby.
(c) she loves me, maybe
28. ''Fine Love, Fine Kissing ....''
(a); right here
(b) fifty cents
(c) just for you
29. ''He wore black denim trousers and ... . .''
(a) a pink carnation
(b) pink leotards
(c) motorcycle boots
30. ''I got a gal named . . .''
(a) Jenny Zamboni
(b) Gerri Mahoney
(c) Boney Maroney
1. (c) The movie's over, it's 4o'clock
2. (b) Blackboard Jungle
3. (a) Angel
4. (c) Blueberry Hill
5. (a) Mr. Sandman
6. (c) Sun
7. (b) Charlie Brown
8. (a) Mac Heath
9. (c) Tutti Fruitti
10. (c) Alan Freed
11. (a) Little Richard
12. (c) Annette Funicello
13. (b) Don and Phil
14. (a) Jiles P. Richardson
15. (c) Motown
16. (a) 77 Sunset Strip
17. (b) Sandra Dee
18. (b) The Monotones
19. (b) Kissed
20. (c) Maybelline
21. (b) Bully
22. (c) peepin' in a seafood store
23 (b) 'Cause there aint no cure for the summertime blues.
24 (a) Mr Earl
25. (b) butt
26. (c) ding a ling
27. (b) she's my baby
28. (a) right here
29. (c) motorcycle boots
30. (c) Boney Maroney
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A Good Way to Begin the Day
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Posted:Feb 7, 2015 1:48 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 9:52 am
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1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "HOUSEWORK"
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
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His wife was cheating but he was perplexed
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Posted:Feb 6, 2015 11:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2015 10:33 am
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A friend of mine was so perplexed he sent this letter to Dear Abby:
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight , I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and pulled them on, and her hair was a mess. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the clubhead. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?
Signed, Perplexed
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