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Don't Forget to Vote, Wet T-Shirt Contest!!!
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Posted:Oct 5, 2007 11:53 am
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2007 10:19 am
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Was I surprised to see myself as the only man in the above contest! I guess there were not too many men brave enough to show their boobs! I am trying to get them reduced by taking Gynexin three times a day but so far no help after using one bottle but will give it more time before getting my money back! Anyway I would appreciate a vote for me so maybe I can win a gold membership and a dry AdultFriendFinder t-shirt!
Here is the link to vote:
Wet TShirt Contest
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FIRST DAY OF LOBSTER SEASON!!
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Posted:Aug 6, 2007 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 9, 2011 2:25 pm
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We were supposed to leave at 8am but had to reassemble the Bimini Top as I just had it repaired the day before so left about 9am. When we got out of Port Everglades there were about 12 boats all ready diving for the bugs!
We threw the anchor on Hume's Head after lining up our marks Ray and I did our usual route following cables to Ray's Head but this time went west to another three cables away to another head right on the cable, then south of my boat, Nauti Guppy, we caught 12 lobsters and Bryan stayed close to the boat and got a Hog Fish and a lobster. Great dive, water warm, but not rough, could have been clearer.
This picture is me with the lobster we caught, if want one you have to go diving with me! Or else I could do some muff diving on your lushes pussy!!
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Mini-Lobster Season
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Posted:Jul 27, 2007 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 3:18 pm
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We got out to my favorite spot for scuba diving, which I named after my self, Hume's Head about 8am and already some @#*x diver already beat me to it as there were no lobsters in the holes but we did manage to get 16 lobsters in around the area. Another head which I named Ray's Head after my diving buddy of 30 years we found most of the lobsters. These spiny lobsters do not have claws and have to be measured underwater. I have been tapped on the shoulder in 22 feet by the Game Warden and had to show him my catch which he measured, they all passed! On the second dive of the day I spied a nice size Hog Fish and kept following him around for 10 min and finally he slowed down and let me get close enough to spear him and I got an instant kill shot!Ray also got a Hog Fish but mine was bigger!
The second day we got only 3 lobsters in the same area but two had come back to Hume's Head. But Brian speared another Hog Fish about the same size as mine yesterday.
When I lived in California I would have to reach in the hole and try to get a grip at the base of lobster's feelers and pull them out, and one time I got bit by a Morey eel! Since coming to Florida I have learned the easiest way is to use a tickle stick and coaxed the lobster into a net.
Do you like to eat lobster if so how do you like it prepared?
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How to increase your volume of semen ejacululation!
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Posted:Jun 18, 2007 11:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2008 3:05 pm
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Every morning as I set in my recliner watching TV. I get my penis hard and press my PC muscle till I feel my head expands for ten slow times, then I make it hard again and continue till I've done a 100. Then make my stiffie do a 100 up and down movements. You might try a wet face cloth when you get stronger. Then I press my PC muscle for ten seconds till I reach 100. Since I discovered this new info, I have been following these new instructions and found them most helpful!
I found this on the internet about Peter North, a porn star which you might be interested in getting more semen volume out your penis.
Many men want to know ways to prolong ejaculation and how to make it come out with force. One healthy way to do this is to simply work out your PC (pubococcygeus) muscle which is better known as the Kegel muscle (also found in women).
The next time you go to the washroom and begin urinating, try to stop the flow midway. Can you? When you have an erection, can you squeeze your PC muscle and make your penis jump substantially? If not, then it would be wise to start exercising your Kegel muscle to not only enhance sexual functioning but also maintain penile fitness.
Just as working out your biceps will give you better definition and more strength, the PC muscle can help you strengthen and better define your erections and orgasms. But as is the case with everything, discipline is required. There are different sets of exercises you can do. Select the one that is best suited for you and do it regularly.
Note the Pelvic floor muscle is what will be getting strengthened.
Working The PC Muscle
As mentioned, stopping your urine midstream can help you figure out when you're using your PC muscle. Try stopping your urination three times just to ensure that you understand where the muscle is located. You will also feel your anus contracting.
Exercise 1
Quickly clench and release your PC muscle for a 10-second period. Take a 10-second break. Perform three sets, then take a 30-second break. Clench and unclench for 5 seconds with 5-second breaks in between, 10 times in a row. Tighten your PC muscle for 30 seconds and release for 30 seconds, 3 times in a row. Repeat the first step and you're done for the day.
Exercise 2
Tighten your muscle and hold for a count of 5, and release. Repeat 10 times. Squeeze and release the muscle 10 times quickly. Repeat 3 times. Tighten and release your PC muscle in long and short intervals for counts of 10. Repeat 3 times. Squeeze your muscle and hold it for as long as you can. Try to work your way up to 120 seconds (relax, that's only two minutes).
Exercise 3
Fully squeeze and release your muscle over and over again. Begin with one set of 30, and then slowly work your way up to over 100. Squeeze as tightly as you possibly can (make sure it's only your PC muscle that you're clenching). Hold it for 20 seconds, then rest for 30 seconds. Repeat 5 times.
Exercise 4:
Simply begin squeezing and releasing your muscle for 2 minutes a day and gradually work your way up to doing it for 20 minutes at least 3 times a day. You should eventually be able to perform at least 200 repetitions per session.
Do Kegels Any Time & Any Place
You can do these exercises just about anywhere and at any time. No one will know that you're squeezing, unless of course you keep smiling like an goofball while doing them.
Because the muscle heals quickly, you'll begin noticing that you're waking up with more solid erections and that's always a good thing. In time, Hugh Hefner will have nothing on you when you get to be his age. Your sexual abilities and control will increase immensely and you'll find that your penis has become stronger and firmer. Shoot across the room PC exercises can also be beneficial in the "squirt across the room" department as well.
Porn Star Peter North
Peter North who is well known for his ejaculation abilities did these exercises daily. So if you do them, not only can you have the most solid erection ever, but you might also be able to ejaculate on the ceiling!
Practice Makes Perfect
Remember that the results will not be evident the instant you've done your first set of kegel exercises. It takes time, like with any muscle that you begin "training" regularly.
Powerful Sex
Once you begin to master your exercises and are able to see a significant difference, the next time you're making love, stay inside your partner without moving. Instead of going in and out like you normally would, simply squeeze and release your PC muscle.
If your partner has been doing their exercises as well, you can both perform this on each other. So there you have it; an easy way to keep your partner satisfied and get a little satisfaction of your own at the same time. Enjoy!
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We went diving on the Pieces or Hog Heaven!
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Posted:Jun 15, 2007 1:21 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2007 8:00 pm
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Off Sunrise Blvd in Ft. Lauderdale about two miles out there are several artificial reefs. My buddy and I have been diving for about 35 years on this particular reef. It started out as about 12 pieces of metal material then they sank two barges and a metal tower. We always called it the Pieces but it is called Hog Heaven on diving location charts. Anyway it had been a long time since we were there and we line up marks to locate it. Well the south mark is the first FPL stack on the elevator shaft of the Point of Americas Condo and north mark is the Landmark Bldg {18 stories} on the left edge of a seven story long flat bldg. Well my dive buddy thought it was the Howard Johnson hotel lined up with right edge of Landmark, but I told him that was the upside barge further north. Well anyway we threw the anchor and when we got down there 70 ft on a sand bottom, no north barge in sight so we went south and my buddy marked a trail in the sand bottom with his spear gun and about 50 ft there was the barge! I speared three Hogfish and my buddy speared two. We decided not to go to the south barge as the current was too strong and we were running low on air for our scuba tanks.
So we headed back to the anchor but we could not see the marked trail so I decided to go east and head up, well I got up the surface and there was my boat directly in front of me about about 20 ft so let the current drift me my by the stern. My buddy swam against the current and finally surfaced way up stream from the boat. If we had come up behind the boat I think we could have made it back against the current and I did put out a safety line, also there was a boat directly behind us that had navy divers picking up thousands of old tires that did not work out as an artificial reef. It was an exciting dive and the Hog Heaven lived up to its name! For those who don't know about the Hogfish it is an excellent eating fish with white flesh. Because of the shape of it's mouth, they are rarely caught from a fishing line and hook. Have you ever eaten Hog Fish? The picture posted is me with a Hogfish.
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How men can have multiple orgasms!
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Posted:Jun 9, 2007 9:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2008 10:15 am
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Any man can become "multi-orgasmic". It only requires a basic understanding of male sexuality and certain techniques. Most men’s sexuality is focused on the goal of ejaculating, rather than on the actual process of lovemaking. Once a man becomes multi-orgasmic he will not only be able to better satisfy himself, but also more effectively satisfy his partner.
Technically, multiple orgasms occur in succession, without complete loss of sexual arousal in between. Women are blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. Not many are aware that men with proper training, can actually do the same. In the case of women, multiple orgasm means resuming sexual stimulation shortly after a first orgasmic climax, usually immediately or within a few minutes, so that a second climax may be reached. If the woman does indeed experience further climaxes during the same sexual encounter, she is said to be multi-orgasmic.
Most men mistakenly believe that being able to regain their erection as soon as possible after ejaculation and reaching another climax within some arbitrary period of time qualifies as being multi-orgasmic. This is false because the true multi-orgasmic male does not lose his erection between orgasms. Multiple male orgasms include only orgasm and not ejaculation. The only exception being, when ejaculation accompanies the final orgasm in a multi-orgasmic experience.
Before continuing it would be important to better understand the technical process involved in the " Sexual Arousal Cycle" *
1. Excitement Phase
Vasocongestion
Erection
Increased heart rate
Partial testicular elevation and size increase (Tumescence)
Nipple erection
2. Plateau Phase
Further increase in penis tip size and testicles
Full testicular elevation
Purple hue on corona (although not always)
Cowper’s gland (pre-cum) secretions
Hyperventilation
3. Orgasm Phase (Consists of Emission & Ejaculation)
Emission
Sperm and fluid are expelled from the vas deferens, seminal vesicles and prostate gland, causing seminal fluid fluid to collect at the base of the urethral bulb near the prostate.
Myotonia ‒ muscular rigidity just before the release tension
Blood pressure and respiratory rate increase further.
Ejaculatory Inevitability (point of no return) There is a consciousness of imminent ejaculation.
Ejaculation
Bladder sphincter closes tightly
Rhythmic contractions of the prostate, perinial muscles and penile shaft propel semen outward.
A slight clouding of consciousness
4. Resolution Phase
Erection loss
Testes descend and scrotum thins
Reversal in myotonia and vasocongestion
Reduced heart rate and lowered blood pressure.
Multiple orgasms versus Ejaculatory orgasms
Both begin in the same way, moving from arousal until a point near ejaculation or "point of no return". At this point a man will experience a series of genital contractions lasting three to five seconds. These contractions are "pelvic orgasms" and at first feel like a "fluttering" or mild release of pressure. Once identified and controlled, these sensations will become progressively more intense.
When approaching "the point of no return" the goal is not to crest over into ejaculation but to decrease stimulation, just long enough to gain control over the arousal rate. Effective control can be achieved by squeezing the PC muscles. Learning to control the PC muscles is essential to sexual health and stamina.
In the diagram below, the plateau stage is represented roughly as a heightened state of arousal which will eventually lead into orgasm if stimulation is allowed to continue.
Notice how the two charts differ. In a typical singular orgasm including ejaculation, the plateau phase is reached and passed fairly quickly as the orgasm subsides and ejaculation occurs. In a multiple orgasmic encounter, the plateau phase is reached and sustained after the initial orgasm and between the next orgasm. The successive orgasms are also slightly stronger than the previous ones, if and when the man decides to ejaculate with the final orgasm. Ejaculation is optional, after several orgasms it may be decided not to ejaculate at all. In which case, the arousal pattern closely follows that of a woman and gradually declines over about an hour's time instead of declining very sharply after ejaculation.
How is multiple orgasm possible?
The male and female sexual "response cycles" are strikingly similar. The primary difference between the two is male ejaculation. Multi-orgasmic women are able to have successive orgasms if stimulation is resumed shortly after the first orgasm because they do not ejaculate (not withstanding reports that some women are able to ejaculate, as this has never been adequately scientifically explained).
Ejaculation initiates the refractory period in males. During this time, most men are unable to achieve another erection or even receive further stimulation due to the loss of sexual tension and the penis is usually too sensitive to touch. Since women are not biologically programmed to ejaculate, they do not have this annoying feature and are able to learn about and achieve multiple orgasms much easier than men.
The first key to understanding how men can have multiple orgasms is to understand that orgasm and ejaculation are distinct events, which one can learn to distinguish and separate. Most men have always accepted orgasm and ejaculation as one in the same because they happen in such rapid succession, orgasm beginning slightly before (ejaculation) then tapering off during ejaculation.
The second key to navigating the path to multiple orgasm is gaining the ability to separate orgasm and ejaculation.
The ability to separate these events involves the pubococcygeal muscle, or pelvic floor muscle, or "PC muscle" as it’s more commonly known. You may know this muscle for its ability to stop the flow of urine in mid-stream. If stopping the flow is difficult, you have a weak PC muscle. If this is the case you will need to work on strengthening the PC muscle before you'll be able to have multiple orgasms. If you squeeze or contract the PC muscle you should feel like everything deep in your pelvis is being drawn upward.
Breathing Exercises
Sit in a comfortable position relaxing the shoulders.
Place hands on the abdomen, just below the belly button.
Inhale deeply. Breathing deeply through the nose, so that the belly pushes out.
Exhale fully. Exhale to a point to a point of which the belly contracts back to the spine. The pelvis and testicles may feel as if they are pulling up slightly.
Repeat this exercise from 9 to 36 times.
Preparing yourself
Having multiple orgasms as a male is pretty remarkable, but it will take a great deal of preparation. As mentioned earlier, one of the first steps is to discover the PC muscle. It’s essential to become intimately familiar with this muscle in order to learn to control it very precisely. Some of this control will come with experience, but most will come by strengthening it through regular exercise. Once it’s been discovered where it is (most easily while urinating), it can be exercised anywhere, without anyone knowing.
Practicing
You can begin experimenting on your own at first (while masturbating).
Make yourself comfortable and then begin masturbating as you might normally.
Stop just before you reach the point of no return (the point where you would ejaculate). Contract (squeeze) and hold your PC muscle for a count of ten.
Allow yourself relax and take a few minutes break.
Begin masturbating again, this time bringing yourself just a bit closer to the point of no return, again contracting your PC muscle.
Continue masturbating while paying very special attention to your own state of arousal and emotional feelings. The key here is to learn more about your own sexual response so that down the road you'll be more in control of it.
Stopping "right" before ejaculation
Continue masturbating, except this time, keep going until you reach orgasm. Right as you orgasm you should notice several contractions that signal the beginning of ejaculation in the base of your penis and perhaps even deeper inside your pelvis. As these contractions begin or preferably just before (but still during the orgasm), stop all stimulation to the penis and squeeze the PC muscle tight. You'll probably feel yourself trying to ejaculate, but hold it back! Squeezing your PC muscle effectively shuts off your ejaculation, if you are successful, and erases the refractory period.
A small amount semen may seep out, but not with any of the force you might normally experience during an unrestrained singular orgasm. If you were able to hold off ejaculating after your orgasm, start masturbating again now. It should feel as though you are still very aroused, not like you just ejaculated. You should be able to continue for a short time until you have another orgasm.
If you were unable to keep from ejaculating the first time, either your PC muscle isn't strong enough yet or you squeezed it at the wrong time. If you begin squeezing too late after the ejaculatory contractions have already begun, it is nearly impossible to shut stop the process completely. With practice you will learn the timing.
Partnering
There are many possible techniques you can use to greatly increase your success in becoming multi-orgasmic. Perhaps the greatest technique you can practice is to share your experiences in becoming a multi-orgasmic man with your romantic partner. If you are eventually successful, this can be a wonderful opportunity for you to significantly increase the pleasure you both receive during lovemaking.
Overcoming problems
Undoubtedly the biggest obstacle most men will report when trying to become multi-orgasmic is failure to squeeze their PC muscle sufficiently during orgasm to ward off ejaculation. You may feel some contractions, but do not stop squeezing at this point because a few ejaculatory contractions are likely even if you are successful in eventually stopping them. If you are successful, the contractions will stop before you ejaculate and you should be able to resume stimulation without a loss of sensitivity, as would be present during the refractory period after ejaculation.
Another common problem many men may report with these techniques is failing to determine exactly where the boundaries of plateau, orgasm, and ejaculation begin and end. If you cannot determine the difference between orgasm and ejaculation, a key to becoming multi-orgasmic, you can only succeed by accident and not intentionally.
Some men may try to stimulate themselves very quickly and rigorously, and this is not the best way to become aware of your personal level of sexual awareness. Taking the stimulation slower rather than faster will allow you to discover your personal boundaries between arousal, plateau, and orgasm more easily. With these discoveries you will have a much greater chance of learning when to squeeze your PC muscle, when to stop stimulation, and when to relax your PC muscle and resume stimulation to experience another orgasm.
Pelvic pressure after arousal. Pressure in the pelvic area is a natural result of increased blood flow into the genital area. If the level of this pressure is uncomfortable, it will be helpful to breathe deeply, elevate the lower extremities and massage the perineum and testicles lightly. This will help the body assimilate the energy from the testicles to the rest of the body. It would be best also to stay in a reclined position for 5 - 10 minutes.
Other Benefits
It is quite possible that if you have other sexual problems such as premature ejaculation, learning to become multi-orgasmic will help you tremendously during lovemaking. Not only will you be able to greatly prolong the session by suppressing ejaculation until you choose, but you will be free to release your worries and anxiety and focus more on pleasing your partner. The list of positive effects can be nearly endless!
Age
Some men may wonder if age can have any effect on the chances of success in becoming multi-orgasmic. There's no reason why sexually mature men of all ages shouldn't see the same high rate of success, assuming they are sexually active and have a high level of personal sexual awareness.
If you have no trouble reaching singular orgasms either by yourself or with a partner, then learning how to become multi-orgasmic may only be a matter of patience, determination, and effort. If you do have trouble having singular orgasms or opening up sexually with yourself and your partner, however, then perhaps there are other issues that you need to deal with before multiple orgasms will be a possibility for you. This guide is not prepared to address any problems with orgasms beyond the relatively simple matters discussed in this section. If you are experiencing more serious problems, please consider consulting your healthcare provider or a therapist. They should be able to provide you with the professional advice that we are not equipped to handle.
Ancient Ideas
The concept of being a multi-orgasmic male is not new at all. Ancient Chinese philosophers called Taoists, have known about this and many other profound sexual concepts and practices thousands of years ago. Many of these sexual secrets remain surprisingly unknown, even now in the age of sexual awareness and liberation. Despite the fact that during the 1940s and 1950s several sex researchers in the West studied and confirmed the ability of males to experience multiple orgasms. Even at present, the amount of sexual ignorance, misdirection, and confusion is astonishing.
In Closing
The bottom line is that your ability to have multiple orgasms depends on your overall sexual awareness, and the strength and control of your PC muscle among many other factors. As with all noteworthy achievements, this is not something that can necessarily be accomplished all at once. While reading this guide and having multiple orgasms in one night is certainly possible, you should understand that it could take several weeks or even months before you succeed. Your results will depend on your own personal effort and determination.
I have tried this with masterbation and have been successful, now I have to teach myself how to do it when having intercourse. My fuckbuddy keeps asking why I am stopping and to keep fucking. lol
Have any of you men tried this while fucking? Has it worked for you?
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How to make a girl squirt in 10 minites!
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Posted:May 24, 2007 5:09 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2007 5:33 pm
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Read this in the magazine by mitchtheflirt, something to learn how to do!
I recently went to a clinic here in Montreal with a friend
of mine. It was given by the self-proclaimed and widely
accepted Female Ejaculation Guru, Yves Mercier. This
guy has the touch... He demonstrated on members of the crowd
and each woman discharged an insane amount of juice within
10 minutes... even one who claimed to have never had an orgasm
in her life!!!
After my girlfriend squirted ALL over him, we went home
to practice and i got it INSTANTLY... Since then i have tried
it on about a dozen women and only one didn't squirt.
Here is the gist of it. First of all, make sure your woman
is totally aroused. This means that you have either given
her head, have had sex, she has had at least one orgasm, etc...
then what you do is you place her on her knees in front of you.
Her back needs to be straight with her pelvis pushed forward.
As you progress, you will notice that she wants to stick
her ass out. If thats the case, be sure to use your other hand
to hold her in place.
Using lots of lube, take your middle two fingers and insert
them into her vagina BUT ONLY AS FAR AS THE SECOND KNUCKLE.
The famous g-spot is JUST at the entrance of the vagina and
is basically just behind the clit. Its actually pretty
hard to miss because it feels rougher than the surrounding
tissue. Then you slowly make a 'come here" gesture
with your fingers. You will know that your motions are working
when you feel that rough spot begin to swell. You will REALLY
know its working when she feels the need to urinate - but
don't worry, she won't pee. She needs to ride this
through and not be afraid of peeing (she actually physiologically
can't pee at this point). As you feel the g spot get bigger
and bigger, quicken your pace. Eventually, instead of
making the 'come here' gesture, you will start
using your whole arm to push and pull back and forth. The
more excited she gets, and the bigger the g spot the harder
and faster you pull. don't worry about hurting her...
and if you do, she'll let you know and you can adjust.
Eventually, you will hear really wet and sloppy sucking
sounds. This is the initial discharge.
If you're doing it right, she will suddenly start screaming
and tons of clear odorless and tasteless liquid will come
pouring out of her pussy in spurts just like a male ejaculation.
The Skene Gland produces about 50ml of this liquid per hour
so you can repeat several times if you wish.
Remember, the secret is to practice practice practice.
The women that i have done this to can't even believe
it the first time. It produces a mind boggling orgasm for
them.
Have you been able to make a gal squirt, if so how did you do it?
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SEXUAL ETIQUETTE FOR MEN
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Posted:May 21, 2007 5:09 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2007 5:29 pm
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> > Intercourse Etiquette and Decency for MEN. > > > >BODILY HYGIENE. MOST Important! Not cleaning
your ALL body parts she might want to touch, smell, and taste...means
she WON'T! Mild Lotions, aftershave, and Manly scents are always
added attractions. > >NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving
straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're
paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth
by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss
is the ultimate form of foreplay (BUT BY NO MEANS NOT THE
ONLY ONE!). > > >BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some
at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're
trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday
cake. Knock it off! > > >NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine
strapped to your chin, which you rake repeatedly across
your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her
head from side to side, it's not passion, it's
pain damn it! Shave carefully and THOROUGHLY! > > >SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife
testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on
a pair. Stroke gently, caress softly, and soothe them.
Hardening nipples will let you know when you done her right!
> > >BITING HER nippleS. Why do men fasten onto a woman's
nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate
her body via her breasts? nipples are highly sensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently.
Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're
a doggie toy is not. > > >TWIDDLING HER nippleS. Stop doing that thing
where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb
like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly
area. Focus on the whole breasts not just the exclamation
points. > > >IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is
not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East
and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of
her body, which you've ignored far too often as you
go bombing straight into downtown vagina. So start paying
them some attention! Kiss her underneath the jaw, behind
the knees, behind the ear...she'll show her gratitude
after! > > >GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity
in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers
and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive,
just ask her to take the damn things off. > > >ATTACKING THE clitORIS. Direct pressure is very
unpleasant, .... And remember.. It is not the on button
for you to hit repeatedly! So, gently > rotate your fingers
along side of it. > > >STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't
pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back
to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there,
keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
> > UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking
stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist
with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present, not a 's toy. > > >GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking
her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling
the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and
forth is not. > > >BEING OBSESSED WITH THE Vagina.na although most
men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe
that the vagina is where it's AT! No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying
to stuff stolen bank notes up a chimney. This is okay in principle,
but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't
get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to
her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then
gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. > > >MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting
to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the
mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbow-strikes and
knee to the ribs are not. > > >UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the
issue by stripping before she's at least made some
move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just
undoing a couple of buttons. There is no turn off like the
one where you are passionately kissing and in 2 seconds
you have whipped it out or worse yet, have completely stripped.
> > >TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and
underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first. > > >GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina.na
situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an
industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly
line worker made obsolete by your technology. Slow is the
key! In the beginning build up slowly, with clean, straight,
regular movements. > > >GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular
hipbones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to
two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
> > >COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason.
If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure
you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. > > >NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that
humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex
god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina.
At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something
to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon
Man. > > >ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able
to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't
know, don't ask! Continue until she signals enough,
or you poop out!
> >PERFORMING oral sex TOO GENTLY. In the
beginning this is cool. Very seductive, but don't
act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth
down there, and concentrate on gently rotating > or
flicking your tongue on her clitoris. > > >NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this
until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will
lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this.
It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave
by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours
first; try talking seductively to her, and if all else fails
reciprocation is the key! > > >NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. sperm tastes
like seawater mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes
it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her
before you cum so she can do what's necessary. > > >MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust.
She'll do all the moving during fellatio. Nothing
runs a Romantic mood like a dislocated jaw! > You just lie there. And don't grab her head. > > >TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM porno?\b MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate
all over them. In real life, it is disgusting and a sure-fire
way to put an end to your oral fantasies! > > >MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be
on top is fine. Lying there grunting while > she does
all the hard work is not. Caress her gently around the torso
area, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the
captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. > > >ATTEMPTING TO START anal sex AND PRETENDING
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for
not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it
there, ask her first or test the waters with your finger.
And don't think that being drunk is an excuse. > > >TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can I
take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of
them. > > >NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is
anything from pouring honey on her and licking it off to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props;
hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. > > >SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is
no less erotic sound. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
> > >ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to
do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian
gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if
you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. > >LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully:
anal stimulation feels good for men because THEY HAVE A
PROSTATE! Women don't. {Although some women do like
anal...} > > >GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert
some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it
carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and
jaunty scarves for weeks on end.... And it looks pretty
silly when its summer. > > >BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't guide her through
every move, or shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.
It's not a big turn-on > > >TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely
magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty
talk, she'll let you know. > > >NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish
the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might
even do the same for you. > > >SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than
women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn
blue. NOT a Good Sign for a return engagement! USE KNEES
AND ELBOWS FOR SUPPORT! > > >ENDING THE ENGAGEMENT. NEVER just roll over and
go to sleep. > Exchange a last few endearments, a smile, and a kiss
or two...she'll greatly appreciate a clean-up with
a warm, wet towel..she might even return the favor! > > >LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal
is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you dispose
of it! DON'T FLUSH IT!!! >
> ENJOY!!! >
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Charles thought I was from England!!??
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Posted:Apr 27, 2007 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2007 5:58 am
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There is this 84 year old man called Charles that I see everyday when I go Bally Total Fitness in Davie, FL. He looks about early 60's. Anyway he asked me when was the last time I was in England. I told him that was in 1948 when my mother, sister and I went to the Olympics games. I was on the swim team back at Ft. Lauderdale High School and I decided I just wanted to practice swimming in the Olympic pool, just walked in pretending to be an Olympic contender. When I came out some fans asked me for my autograph, which I gave them. Charles was amazed and asked me when did I immigrate to America. He thought I was English and said I even had an English accent. I said I was Scottish decent on my mother's side and English on my father's side. I was actually born in Paris, France and my American parents were there because my father was getting his Doctor's Degree in Romance Languages and my mother was painting pictures as a professional artist.
Have you ever been asked for an autograph?
Have you ever been asked if you were from a foreign country or section of USA from your accent or appearance?
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My four boats
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Posted:Dec 17, 2006 6:01 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2009 2:36 pm
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Living in South Florida is great, my first boat was a 19 ft Thunderbird tri-hull with two 50 horsepower Johnson's and of course it had a cuddy cabin as all of my boats had. My girl friend and I went to Bimini many times. I called it ATOIM which means Always Thinking Of Intercourse Man. My second boat was 22ft Bulldog Drummond with a 105 Nissan Diesel and a Volvo Out drive, we went from Ft. Lauderdale, all the way to Nassau in that boat but it was just too slow. The next one was a Nova250, a 25ft go fast boat with two V8 Ford and Mercruzer Out drives but it was too expensive to upkeep so got a 20 ft Wellcraft with a 140 horsepower Evinrude Outboard. It is called Nauti Guppy.Don't go to Bimini anymore but have great fun scuba diving for lobsters and fish and making love in my cuddy cabin! How many boats have you had? Have you ever made love on a boat? Do you like to SCUBA dive or fish?
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It was so bad that a few could not even get past the surf coming in and had to give up. 
But I made it and the whole mile in 47.24 minutes. I got stung on the upper lip and right side of my face by Portuguese Man Of War but it was not that bad, the water was cold but then it would strangely get warm?
My buddy thought that the swimmers ahead of me were peeing in the water and asked if the water color was yellow?
