VIRTUAL LESBIAN SYCOPHANT SIGHTINGS
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Posted:Jan 17, 2019 11:15 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 10:45 pm
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if you are a woman you may have noticed the dearth of recent comments on your photos, all from early 20-something girls named karinharris29, lisacarter87, mariajones94.
the names - inevitably vanilla always with a 2 digit number ending, the profiles of course are 'not available' the comments - stupefyingly shallow monosyllabic platitudes.
makes me wonder why a once social lubricant prime mover now porn behemoth cum tentacle monster that is FF Networks wants to create the appearance of using cut rate primitive bots based on mid 1990s algorithms that i hesitate to AI.
what do you think?
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ASPIRANT SWORD SWALLOWER FAQ FOR CURRENT OR FORMER PENIS OWNERS
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Posted:May 15, 2016 3:00 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2016 5:20 pm
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Perhaps its the visual impact of a 38DD underwire bra stuffed with rolled up socks on my fairly hairy chest, or the vibrational emanations of my alpha-dom, type T personality coming across the screen. Maybe 'i want to suck your cock' is how the cool say hello these days.
Whatever the reason, given number of blow job offers from men while on cam, i'm starting to believe many guys harbor a secret conviction that crossdresser cocks are extra tasty - and as long as the guy is wearing fishnets, a dress and has huge fake tits, sucking his cock does not really make you gay.
Initially, i was less than impressed and would just hit the 'block' button but it broke off, and since there is no letup, i've decided to keep an open mind and allow the masses access to the cock - subject to two very simple qualifiers. So for all the guys adamant in their resolve to gargle my salami:
NO TEEPH
I'm tired of having to say dont bite so hard when i cum. Easy test to see if your teeth are too long - get a 9" x 7" cucumber, get on your knees and fellate it with unfeigned enthusiasm for at least an hour (what can i say, takes me a long time to cum from oral). Lots of tongue, go deep and make sure you gag on it every few minutes. After an hour, smack self on back of head to dislodge the mock cock. Examine the cucumber for any bite marks or abrasions. If any, make a dental appointment to file the offending teeth down or have them removed
PERFECTLY FLAT AND LEVEL HEAD
Level headedness is is a virtue would you not agree? Especially in these parts. You see, i'm in Colorado, and as you would, i also need a flat surface to rest my bong on while getting head. Without the inconvenience of having to get up.
Easy peasy sorted as, don't forget to floss.
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THE NAZI MOD PUB BOOT STOMPS CAM STAR
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Posted:Jul 30, 2015 4:24 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2015 9:14 am
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top cam 1,000 plus watching just as you are about to get really hot -BAM- you got total of 58 viewers left. ever happen to you?
if you are wondering what happened, bend your ear this a way and uncle Filthy will tell you:
THE NAZI CAM MODS BOOTED YOU OFF PUB CAMS!
and those 58 errr 32 are leftover perverts hanging on from when you got kicked...
its easy to check if you are 'live' - just click own profile n see your status
but why Filthy? is it my boobs my bush my breath? my boyfriend's dirty white gym socks?
-NO (ok ok yes it was the white gym socks, or i wish it was) but NO.
well then why?
-i reckon its either to give the others a chance, or
-egos, or:
-it is but just a facet of the many tentacled god damn alien-illuminati-hippie-NWO-commie program of subliminal mindrape, penetrative neurolinguistic deprogramming and circadian desynchronization designed to cap humanity's evolutionary chi force in general and specifically to reduce attention span and functional erectile-ejaculatory time in males to the length of time equal to the time between commercials in an average sitcom in order to predictively optimise the output of your orgasm-mediated post synaptic neurotransmitters, mostly dopamine and endorphins, which they harvest while you sleep...
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