How not to talk to people
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Posted:Mar 17, 2009 3:17 pm
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2009 6:38 pm
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Somebody woke me up this morning and told me that the guy who was fixing my pc wanted to ask me some questions, so I called him. Being half asleep, this is how the conversation went:
"Hey, I just need to ask you a few questions."
"mm...kay..."
"What OS were you using? XP or Vista?"
"Mmm...98..."
"....seriously?"
"Mmm...no...99..."
"There's no 99."
"2000?"
"You used Windows 2000?"
"..Wait..what was the question?"
"...What OS did you use before you brought your computer in?"
"Oh, XP."
I actually meant vista. I hope it works when i get it back.
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In bulk
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Posted:Mar 12, 2009 1:11 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2009 1:12 pm
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I get a lot of bulk emails here and i mean A LOT.
So whoever is writing to me, keep it simple first time because AdultFriendFinder isn't letting me read whatever it is you're writing.
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Business and Pleasure
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Posted:Mar 9, 2009 1:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2009 4:48 am
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Where I used to work there was this guy we used to go to lunch,hang out in the kitchen making coffees. Over time I gave him my number and he used to text me and call. It was all very friendly, but as these types of situations develop sexual feelings get involved.
He had emailed me after my old work team had gone out for a few drinks. I had been on his mind a lot and he thought he would come out and say how he felt about me. I was shocked but not that surprised. I liked him too.
What was truly surprising was that then i replied I said maybe we should spend more private time with each other. He said he had booked a hotel for us to visit that night!!!
WTF
was he serious?
who did he think he was to talk to me like that?
If that was who he thought I was then - well for reason I will not go into decided to play the role.
After work we went for a few drinks and I told him we could go to the hotel if he was serious. Never have I seen a smile so wide.
We cabbed to a hotel in central london. We went to the room and what followed was a very fun and naughty night of happiness.
Being able to play this role, so free of the thoughts and feelings that I would under normal circumstances not considered. Made this all so much more then a guy and girl getting to it in a hotel.
Things crumbled away after that night. We stopped hanging-out. There was some rumours in the office so i had to keep my distance. It was the office and I didnt need the drama of people talking.
That was my one crazy night of business and pleasure
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100 and 1 things about me and counting
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Posted:Mar 6, 2009 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2009 12:33 pm
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The 100 post I did before has got me thinking. There is more to me then I give myself credit for so maybe everyday or every other day I'll add something to the list.
101. He walked out of my life when I was young and I find it hard to call him Father. But sometimes when he calls or we meet up i make things hard for him. Secretly, inside, I am so excited that we are talking. I dont hate him anymore
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Random rant
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Posted:Mar 5, 2009 3:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2009 3:59 pm
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My job is fun. I'm a great WORKER, and they cannot possibly expect I'm actually learning something new. I mean seriously, I would be in a management position if they weren't denying my brilliance! Most of what management does is common logic. It doesn't take a genius to figure out tellings others what to do.
And besides that, a part of work I'm not so gifted at is dealing with others anyway. WILL SMITH IS FIT! OMFG! I'M GOING TO MARRY HIM ONE DAY!! Shut the fuck up. No he is not, no you're not. What you twits don't realise is that you're a fool, damn fools.
They say the homo sapien is the smartest thing alive. I beg to differ. If I ever have , god forbid, and they ask me one day for something because "everyone else has it" I will beat it's ass and throw it out. I'm a horrible person.
I'm done. For now. Expect more.
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What is wrong with people?
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Posted:Mar 3, 2009 11:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2009 3:00 pm
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Fuck you A###e. If I was in my senses at the time I would have beaten your little brains into the pavement. Some people just need to grow a bit of common sense. Just a pittance, nothing big. Fuck, common sense should be fucking renamed to suit these fuckmothers.
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Keyword - Penis
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Posted:Mar 2, 2009 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2009 11:28 am
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just read an article on some phrases that had no hits on Google. "His penis shattered my world" was one of them--I was shocked for a full 30 seconds. How is it possible that nobody on the intertubez has mentioned that?
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100 litle things about me
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Posted:Mar 1, 2009 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2009 4:49 am
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Below are one hundred things I've never told anybody before about myself. I challenge everybody to compose a list of 100 personal things that you've never dreamt of sharing with the world wide web. It took me about a day to think up this list, but I have really learned more about myself, and I hope other people will too.
1. When people ask me "what turns you on about a guy?", I say "TPH": Tall, pale, handsome (as a little spinoff of the typical TDH). Really, one of my hugest turnons is a guy with a hoodie on with his sleeves half rolled up. I don't know why, it's just really hot for some reason.
2. Sometimes during my menstrual week, I tell people not to talk to me because my PMS is really bad, especially the few people I especially like. I'm trying to use reverse psychology here, because I want to take this chance to tell them something I've never had to guts to tell them normally.
3. I dont sleep much
4. I often doodle drawings of people I particularly like, but no one ever sees them because they never look good enough.
5. Everybody thinks my music taste is limited to rock. I act a lot more annoyed than I am when a song goes on the radio.
6. I put little messages in random areas around my workspace. Sometimes I hope that somebody will find them.
7. I love makeup. I have a large collection of expensive and I put on shitloads of makeup to experiment right before I shower.
8. I can't steal money. I just can't. I'll steal your wallet for a day but I'll never have the heart to take anything out of it.
9. I do, in all honesty, think I am better than you in everything you do.
10. My hair id crazy.
11. I used to like my menstrual week, because bigger boobs made the cramps worth it.
12. Whenever I put lyrics related to love as my personal message on MSN, it's because I'm either really infatuated or I'm really in denial.
13. I rant so you talk. So do us both a favour and talk, okay?
14. I am a very romantic person. However, I still believe love exists so our species lives on, and I never want .
15. I purposefully eat a carrot, celery stick, hot dog, etc seductively around people because I'm an attention .
16. I do not believe that love is different than infatuation. I don't believe that infatuation is just the temporary happy feeling, and "true" love comes with age and maturity.
17. People think I'm just trying to be with the mature adults with some of my opinions.
18. I'm afraid that you're changing who I am by being who I want to be with.
19. I don't like being poetic, but it's the only way to phrase these kind of things...
20. I like making people think I'm an evil sadist, but I'm really a big softie who couldn't hurt a fly-...couldn't hurt a...puppy..?
21. I pretend to be a rockstar while I'm lying in bed.
22. Yes, I do camwhore. Just not excessively like most girls.
23. I like wearing dresses. Pretty, flowy, girly dresses.
24. I always have my earphones on even if my iPod is off, just so I can avoid awkward questions.
25. Sometimes I send txts to random numbers
26. People even an inch shorter than me make me feel tall. How is it even possible to be shorter than ME?
27. I've always wanted to be different from the typical girl, but I've found that I'm slowly submitting to their trends and styles.
28. I can't bear to see a homeless person on the street, so I look away.
29. I'm nicer to strangers than I am to my friends.
30. 80% of people who think I like them are mistaken. I'm just a good actor.
31. I go through several stages when I develop a crush:
1. "Do I really like this guy? Seriously?!"
2. "He's stupid...and insensitive...he probably just thinks of me as a friend...or less. Why do you like him? You retard, you don't!"
3. "Yeah, you like him. It'll go away."
4. "You're hot. Seriously."
32. My obvious displays of affection are really, dead, rock solid obvious. Seriously, guys are DUMB.
33. I'd like a gay friend. They're like a girl, but they're not competition.
34. I don't believe in favourites. None of your "favourites" will be your favourites in 5 years.
35. When I think somebody is the best, I will never admit that somebody else is better, even when they unarguably are.
36. Sex isn't really on my mind 24/7 like how I make myself sound.
37. I own a harry potter book. i will never read it.
38. I'm very self conscious about my looks, but I don't care how I look at home. This is why I'm deathly afraid of friends that show up at my door on weekends.
39. I'm extremely conceited.
40. I have an odd relationship with my friends. When I'm not grateful of them, I hate their guts and want to tear they insides out.
41. I've had several online relationships as a .
42. Even though I no longer play any real games, I still refer to myself as a gamer. I'm also still ahead of most people my age in internet memes and fads.
43. This Love by Maroon5 is that song that is never stuck in my head, but it will always be the first song I sing when I'm in a singing mood. I hate Maroon5. That song will become my drunk song when I come to consume enough alcohol to actually put one in effect.
44. I don't actually have as much music as I make people think I do.
45. I don't actually need your glasses. I just like having something of yours with me so I have an excuse to see you later.
46. I make people think the opposite, but I'm really afraid of what people say about me. I just try to ignore it.
47. There are two categories I put people I know in: The people I love and those I hate. No exceptions, just acting.
48. I do, indeed think that the world is driven by sex, and that no love comes without lust. I've come to accept and embrace this.
49. I think people who think girls don't like dirty jokes are stupid. Dirty jokes are the number one cure for tension and awkwardness.
50. I will always refuse to watch a movie that I think will be crappy unless somebody I really like is going.
51. I don't watch horror movies that I know will be scary in a cinema unless I have a love interest or a friend I've known for years with me. It's a perfect date: No need to pay attention to the movie and a perfect excuse to cuddle.
52. Everybody has a romantic fantasy: Mine is a thunderstorm, a power outage, a blanket and a couch.
53. Everybody thinks I'm materialistic and that money will get me. In all honesty, I couldn't care less about how much money you have or how many gifts you shower me in. In fact, that's probably the perfect way to make me hate you.
54. With that said, I accept all gifts. Maybe even engagement rings from proposals that I'll reject.
55. The thought of marriage always scares people. I look forward to it.
56. Even though I think religion is stupid and illogical, I don't dislike it. At all. It's one of those things that define the line between "me" and "everybody else".
57. I like to fit in, but I like to stand out in my crowd.
58. I'm not athletic at all, sports-wise, but I jog almost daily when weather permits, and I always exercise--except in the winter.
59. I don't hate America.
60. My view on fat people is anybody at an average weight and above. My view has been distorted by my family.
61. I only insult my closest friends. I'm only polite to people I don't consider a friend.
62. When I hate you, I'll let you know, very, very bluntly. When I like you, you'll know. When I have a romantic attraction towards you, you'll know, but you'll never let me know that you do. Because you're stupid.
63. I might not seem like a very soft hearted, kind person, but I enjoy volunteerwork, because it makes me feel like a sensible person.
64. I really do envy girls who can forgive and forget with a snap of the fingers.
65. I will never stand back and insult you from afar because you have a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth. I'll be the first to tell you, because I'd want you to do that for me.
66. Whenever somebody doesn't do their work, I feel an impulse to ask them to think about their future, but then I realise that I'm likely the only one who cares that much about my job.
67. I don't believe the world will end in 2012. But just in case it does, I want to be at outside, so when the apocalypse comes, there's a chance my remains might end up next to yours.
68. My most feared science-fiction crisis is a zombie attack.
69. I like this number. I take extra special care to make sure I have it somewhere in my phone number.
70. I know somebody will judge me for this list, and frankly, if you can judge me by a mere 100 statements, then you're not worth giving a shit about.
71. I like swearing. It makes what I have to say that much more amusing.
72. A candlelit dinner isn't exactly what I'd call romantic. A romantic dinner would be some finger foods in front of a the tv, cuddling in a blanket while watching series1/2 of LOST
73. I don't find blogs as inspirational as I would like. I just wish some of these blogs could ever relate to me.
74. If there's one thing on the internet I could not live without, it is ASOS.
75. No matter how smart people think I am, or how smart I think I am, I'm never satisfied.
76. I don't care if you think I'm a bitch. I honestly don't, because I take these all as compliments, because it fits me in a group, something I've always had trouble with.
77. I will freak out if something does not come with instructions. Also, I freak out when the instructions leave something out because they think it's common sense, because I tend to overlook common sense and think besides the point when I'm reading manuals.
78. I'm a very, very fast reader.
79. I'm so self conscious about my looks.
80. I care a lot about the quality of my skin. I cannot live without my moisturizers.
82. Yes, I'm a neat freak, I'm just not an obsessive germaphobe.
83. I will automatically like you more if you use proper grammar, or write in a readable format. If I can't make sense of what you say immediately after I finish reading it, I will automatically start using perfect grammar and being a bitch.
84. When I relate to a song, it doesn't necessarily mean the lyrics mean anything to me, it's the melody or tune that somehow strike a heartstring.
85. I like to go on webcam, but I will always say that I look bad at the moment, or I'm feeling shy if I don't like you and don't want to see you.
86. It can take a simple compliment or mindless comment to make me change my mind about something.
87. I die a little inside when people don't get my jokes.
88. I want money
89. I like the taste of my blood.
90. I tend to mention romance a lot more when I'm...infatuated.
91. I actually enjoy work.
92. Even if I don't like a certain snack food initially, I will start snacking on it out of boredom.
93. I try to impress my manager by using advanced terms in team meetings.
94. I'm not as good at baking as I claim to be. Ha-ha.
95. When I'm infatuated, thinking "----- will be at work, c'mon..get up" is how I wake myself up in the morning.
96. I keep little things like movie tickets and receipts from occasions that I especially enjoyed.
97. I really like my thumb nails. I don't know why..
98. My hair is one of those things that I will always want to change.
99. Someone has been on my mind throughout the day that it's taken me to write this list.
100. Ask me out.
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What they say
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Posted:Feb 28, 2009 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2009 3:36 pm
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I dont understand blogs but here I am writing.
I dont know what Im meant to be saying here.
I dont have any sex stories as such. Well none i want to share.
I can write about the old ball things that some guys do and say.
Is that interesting?
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hiya
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Posted:Feb 21, 2009 2:14 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2009 2:53 pm
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You can say hi without your post getting banned!
There should be a forum abaout this kind of thing
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