Tie him to the mast and blog him!
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Posted:Aug 1, 2008 12:44 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2008 9:45 pm
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It didn't happen this way dammit! But it could have. She met him on the internet. On one of those adult sites. He said he was tall, dark and handsome, and his picture showed he was. He was witty and charming and they were talking on the phone for only a short time before she agreed to meet him. He had one of those voices that's sexy without trying too hard and he said he wasn't looking for any one-nighters. She, of course, didn't believe him, but what the hell she was here for sex so why not?
They met at local pub for a drink. She got there first and tried not to look nervous. She was wearing a low cut black dress. You could occasionally glimpse the red lace at the top of her bra and she made no effort to hide it. Her big breasts showing prominently. A silver chain disappearing between them,leading the eyes of more than one gentleman down farther than they would usually dare with a stranger. She caught the eyes of one and smiled. "Are you here alone?" asked one of the gentlemen. "I'm waiting for someone." she said
"Husband?" He asked. "No" she said smiling mysteriously,"More like a blind date". Just then he walked in. He was taller than she had expected. Had she forgotten what it said in the profile? Dark hair and blue eyes, she had expected brown. "Are you John?" she asked as he walked up to her. "Only on AdultFriendFinder, my name is Greg". "My name is Elle but you knew that". She offered her hand for him to shake. He grabbed and kept hold of her hand as he leaned over and kissed her on the cheek. "UMMM, you smell nice" he said appreciativly. "You too" she replied raising one eyebrow at him. "Oh that did it" he said. "That's just too sexy". He sat down and then leaned forward in his chair to whisper in her ear," You could get me hard just by looking at me that way you know". "I take it you don't find me unattractive then?" she asked. "Hardly" he replied looking intently at her tits. He shook his head as if to clear it. "Let's get something to eat I'm starved". Turning to the bartender he smiled and pushed a twenty across the bar toward him. "Would you pour me a Beam on the rocks and ask the waitress to bring it to me at that corner booth?" He pointed to an empty corner booth, "We're hungry". The bartender motioned over a waitress. "Jen,would you seat these two in the corner". "Hmm" thought Elle, "knows what he wants and goes for it, I like that". The waitress led them to the booth. Greg motioned for her to go first and then slid in next to her. He put his arm up on the back of the booth behind her and moved up close until his body was touching hers all the way down his left side. "Nice" she thought and snuggled up to him a bit."How hungry are you" he inquired. "Mostly hungry for some of this" she answered, reaching over to run her hand up his thigh. "Do your panties match that red bra?" he asked as he ran a finger lightly under the edge of the lace peeking out from the top of her dress. "Can you read Braille?" she asked him. He looked puzzled. "Let's see if you can tell what color they are by feel". He grinned,"Just call me Helen Keller" and reached between her spread thighs to find nothing but skin all the way up to the little patch of blonde hair on the top of her pussy. He rubbed and squeezed the lips and she was instantly dripping wet. "Oh yes" she said. He slid one and then two fingers inside her wet hole rubbing her clit with his thumb. "Want to get dinner to go?" she asked
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and give the slaves a good blogging while you're at it!
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Posted:Jul 31, 2008 4:47 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:26 pm
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What "exactly" do you look for in a man?
I have been asked something very similar to that at least 3 times in the week I have been here. I could be proven wrong, but unless the male sex droid division at Simbitronic is producing a new model this year I don't think I am going to find "exactly" what I'm looking for anywhere. Let alone here!
Of course if someone could figure out how to rewind the aging process I would find it right here in my own bed. At least when my husband is home on a visit between business trips. Yep, that's the sad part, exactly what I'm looking for is my own husband 15 or 20 years ago. When the mere idea of having to spend $9 apiece for a little diamond shaped blue pill to have sex would have made us both hysterical. Of course I have to admit when he was 40 I was almost jailbait, and when I was 26 he was already 48 and we were probably lucky to have great sex for as long as we did.
It really boils down to this, if you were "exactly" what I was looking for you would be a 6'1" 40 year old man with a lean athletic build and an 8-pack of abs that you earned getting that 2nd dan black belt. You would be witty and charming and know how to use that wit and charm, along with your deep sexy voice to get any woman you wanted in bed and still choose only me. Always a gentleman, but a flirt at the same time. You would be worldly and well-educated and share my interest in travel, exotic food, classical music and classic english pompous rock. You'd look like a cross between Sam Elliot and Orlando Bloom. High cheekbones, big nose, big moustache, big brown eyes and dark hair. You would be passionate, romantic and fun, in and out of bed and you would have a strong urge to shove your rock hard equipment in every opening I have at all times. Nope, there's only 1 like that, I already have him, minus the sex drive that is. Just be what you are and we'll see if it works. It might not be "exactly" right, but it might be good
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gang bang a BBW? Why not
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Posted:Jul 28, 2008 10:33 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2008 4:47 pm
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Yes I'm Big, Beautiful and a Woman but I don't care for the term BBW anymore. So for now let's just say fat and get it out there. Now then don't you feel better? Now onto the matter at hand. I have plenty of interest from men in 1 on 1 sex, but no groups will admit to being interested in having sex with a fat woman. Are they only interested in a woman they think will impress their friends? Do they think they won't look good fucking someone big? If a group of men who liked ample women got together my guess is they would get more action than they could handle. Just a thought. For now I think I might ask a few of the 1 on 1 guys if they would like to meet for dinner in a local chateau with me naked and tied to a bed as the main course.
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But where do we do it?
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Posted:Jul 28, 2008 10:20 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2008 3:47 pm
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I have discoverd an unfortunate truth about looking for extramarital sex. Your options for places to do it become a little more limited. My place is out, with a capitol OUT! Very often the man in question is also attached and his place is out. Sometimes I think men are reticent to invite someone home even if they are not in a relationship because it implies they plan to see you again. The car, a theatre or the great outdoors can be exciting and work for a quickie, but for hours of fun you need someplace indoors. I tried doing it in one of those video arcade booths, but we kept sticking to the vinyl and I was wishing I had brought some clorox cleanup wipes and lysol with me so I could wipe off everything before I touched it. It did come in handy to be in a place that also sold sex aids though, he threw on a few clothes and ran to the counter to buy some lube and we had some killer anal fun along with the movie. I don't think I want to repeat the experience often. Tell you what. Just say the word and I'll consider splitting that hotel bill with you.
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