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Discumbobulated (Big Word, Big Deal!)
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Posted:Jul 10, 2008 3:44 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2009 1:46 am
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Ok, I'm siting here watching this porn. I know...My Lands!! Is she mad?!? LOL...not normal for me. Why watch when you can make your own? Anyway-
They have the white girl, black guy going on at the moment. Like all porns, starts out with a blow job. This is where the confusion comes into play:
Of course, they have this 'Mandingo' type of guy and this frail as 'Dorothy'type chic. His dick takes up half her head! She knows damn well she is not getting all of him in her mouth. So, she cucks his balls for a min. Then she immediately goes back to his head. His head isn't even all the way in and she is gagging!!! makes me so sad!
Why not just take what you can and compensate the rest? Why not play with the head with your tongue? Don't try to take all of him when you know you can't. And you damn sure don't let him know you can't right off the back!
Caress the head with your tongue and tip of your lips. Lick his shaft with your tongue as you work your way to his balls. Ever now and then, suckle a lil bit along the way. Tease him, please him! Fondle his balls with your hands until your lips are near. Use your tongue to guide his sack to the perfect nuturing position.
Sit there a while and repeat the process back to his head. When back at he top, tease with your tongue and lips. Take him slowly, very slowly. This will give the impression that you too more than what he sees. hat he feels is what's important!!
Just my thought on the matter.
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Another Obeservation
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Posted:Apr 26, 2008 12:20 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2009 1:46 am
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More so a quandry:
If you tell someone how not to piss youoff and get on your bad side and they acknowldege and promise not to do so...why do they get upset when you don't speak to them anymore??
Me and a friend were having a conversation about my past relationships and why they ended. I told him all the fuck ups they did to cause me to end them. (Note:he is looking for a cheat sheet-what not to do) After many classes and cheat sheets, he goes and does the same! DUMBASS! Just as I was getting to the point to be comfortable and my true self around him. He goes and fucks up!! Made me mad as hell! I like having friends where I can escape and unwind...truly unwind. Have a drink, take a shower and be free...whatever happens, happens. The best freinds are the ones you can just be around. Wether it's to chill with a movie or have a drink and go with the flow or just shower and fuck...you are yourself and it comes natural. I was just there...completely relaxed to take a shower with him and lie nude chattiing while watching a movie, or massaging his balls; letting him massage me; an occassional lick/kiss here there...and, he had to go and be an ass and fuck it all up! Now, he's blowing up my phone saying he doesn't understand. I have told him time and again and still he is clueless!
How hard is it to have common sense!!??
When someone tells you what not to do, why do it??? One of lifes mysteries that will never be solved I guess.
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A Good Laugh
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Posted:Mar 25, 2008 2:54 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2009 1:47 am
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Just an observation:
I am sitting here LMAO! And guys wonder why I blow them off!
This guy I, some time ago, called me and left message to call him. Mind you, more than once over the past week or so. he knows that I am a night owl, so these messages were left 'round 'bout this time or a lil bit later. Of course, at the time they were left, I was not in the mood to deal with him. He know/knew this, reason why he said,'when you get a free moment'. SO, I call today/night, he answers and pretends like he didn't hear me and hangs up. No worries. i send a text and to say it was me and when he could, call. Now, we all know this is a 'Booty Call'! The only thing he is good for, basically. This guy tends to get nerve wracking if it has to do with anything else. LOL
Some woman calls back and is rightly upsetthat I called and proceeds to say he knows me and wants me to not call again. TOO FUNNY!!! If you have live in pussy, why call out for it and ask for it to call back when it wants the dick??? And, when it does, the resident wench is right there?!? Don't get me wrong, we all have our favorites regardless! But, need to know info IS need to know info!!! State it up front and safe yourself the whale blubber from the live in!!! Like I say, COMMON SENSE!!! That's all it takes is common sense!! Life would be much easier!!! If the toy has been discontinued, SAY SO!! No big deal....move on to the next! Just my thought and chuckle for the day!
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