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| Insatiable Dickaholic on the prowl!!! These are stories about my sexual encounters, desires/fantasies, everyday life, original poetry, everything imaginable can be found right here!! You will see as you read this blog that I am addicted to giving blowjobs, so there will definately be stories of those events here! I also enjoy having my ass spanked when I am naughty which is most of the time!! Enjoy and please do leave a comment!
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Fuck Me!!!
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Posted:Jun 8, 2006 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2006 7:25 pm
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Come to me now. That's right I want you right here, right now. Just fucking get naked!! C'mon! Take those damn pants off!!! Let me see that dick! Stroke it for me, baby!! HHHMMMMM!!! Wanna see me play with my pussy, huh? Whatcha gonna do with this wet pussy, baby? Think you can handle it? Do you? Oh really? Hey who told you to stop stroking that dick? WOAH!!!!!! You see those juices dripping out of my pussy.....hey....what are you doing? OOOHHH ok You want to taste me? HHHHMMMMMM, well.......ok, be my guest!! But beware, I am sweet!! HHHMMM, hell yeah baby!!! Hey keep stroking that dick!!! Oh shit baby, tongue fuck that pussy!!! OOOOOOh you like it when I grab your head? You want me to grind my pussy into your face, huh???? HHHMMMM, yeah, sop that pussy!!! I wanna suck that dick, baby!!! That's right, bring it here!! Damn!!! *SLURRRRRRP* You like that? How about when I do this?........................... Shit you like it when I like those big balls......
Fuck!!! What? You want me to stand up? Turn around? OOOOOOOOOH I see............. You want to FUCK ME!!!!!
Kisses Naughty people!!!! Can you tell what D and I have been up to??????
Lady going back for MORE!!!!!!!!!
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Amongst the Shadows.................................
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Posted:Jun 5, 2006 6:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2007 8:32 pm
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I am a star, though not one that shines a light so bright,
I am one that is fading away.
One in a million, in a wide sky,
hidden, sentenced to remain in the shadows,
My light use to shine just as my fellows,
no one notices .........
When my time comes, there will be no ceremony,
no tears of sorrow, no songs of goodbye,
I will remain here in the silence,
continuing to fade,
the flame no longer ignited by passion,
fueled by love........
I am a star, though not one that shines a light so bright,
I am one that is fading,
One in a million in a wide night sky,
hidden, sentenced to remain in the shadows.
Lady
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So Fuck You think I am UGLY!!!
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Posted:Jun 3, 2006 6:44 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2006 6:48 am
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Ok, I am not concieted!!! Ain't even sure if I spelled it right!! But upon me returning home from work last nite, I walk in on an argument D is having with some jackass in the chatroom!! Guess what they were arguing about?? The bastard said that I was ugly!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Who gives a fuck what he thinks right??? Allright, Allright, truthfully it did kinda hurt my feelings, but then when I listened to my baby tell him that I was "Sexy as hell!" among other wonderful things, I just found the whole situation hilarious! While they were arguing, I got into the shower, I mean, my baby had it all under control!! LOL!!! When I returned, the argument was over, and nothing more was said about it!! I mean, everyone has their preference as to what they find attractive, so whatever! I know that I am far from beauty queen, but have never had a shortage in the men department! I am curious to know from you guys....how much does physical appearance play on how or even if you approach someone. You know the saying pretty enough to fuck, but too ugly to date! So honestly, how much does a person's physical appearance influence you?
Kisses
Lady
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Free pass to Heaven........
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 9:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2006 8:55 pm
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A friend of mine sent this to me since I have been having a rough week....Check this out!!!
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
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I ate my Best Friend's Boyfriend Because I'm Sexy and I Do What I Want!!!!
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2006 7:27 pm
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OH My!! This is just too cool check this out.
I found this on candy69sosweet's blog.
It looks like fun, so I hope you'll play along. ♥♥
Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1----A homeless guy
2----your mom
3----a banana
4----a fork
5----a Mexican
6----a gangster
7----a
8----an ipod
9----my best friends boyfriend
10---a goat
11---my dog
12---a ninja
13---the computer
14---a football player
15---my neighbor
16---myself
17---a Jones soda
18---a llama
19---a pickle
20---a stuffed animal
21---a permanent marker
22---my dad
23---a condom
24---my psychiatrist
25---a policeman
26---my brother
27---my sister
28---a baseball bat
29---a DVD player
30---a paperclip
31---my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----Because I was high.
Black----Because I was drunk.
Pink-----Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red------Because the voices told me to.
Blue-----Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green----Because I hate myself.
Purple---Because I'm naked.
Gray-----Because that's how I roll.
Yellow---Because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange---Because I hate my family.
Other----Because that's how I roll.
After you leave a comment with the sentence you created,
go post this on your blog with your sentence in the subject line.
It's sure to make all your readers giggle!
This is sure to be another Blogville favorite!! I hope you Play along!!!
Kisses
Lady
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Oh Shit am I being a Bitch!!!!
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2006 8:02 am
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I feel the bitch coming out of me. I just can't help it!! I think it is because I have been working so hard. But it is coming!! I am crabby, and it ain't PMS!! Let's get that straight!! But I have began receiving some of the most ignorant emails again!! I mean I know everyone is tired of the posts where everyone asks "Does anyone Read the Fucking Profiles?" I have posted a couple myself. I mean it grows tiresome! We are looking for a female friend who is into being a companion in and out of the bedroom. If you are into just a one time thing, then be adult about it and say that!! D fucked the shit out of me last nite, and oh my GAWD did it feel great!! But then I felt the bitchiness return!! I am just in a lousy mood!! Maybe part of the reason is that I am in need of that feminine touch! Could I be going through pussy withdrawl?
All I know is that I need to get the fuck out of this bitchy mood!! I am one cranky ass bitch! Yep I am calling myself a cranky ass bitch!! I am in need of some pussy!! Yes there are some attractive men on this lovely site!! I have a sexy man in the bed next to me, so that must not be it!! I need a bit of the female persuasion!!! I need to caress some full breasts, lick on some wet pussy, and have her do the same to me!!! Dammit do I miss Lania!! I need some pussy in my life!!
Kisses Dammit,
The Bitchy Lady
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Grandma's Marigolds!!!!!
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Posted:May 27, 2006 10:39 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2006 7:40 pm
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I was lying in bed last night and my mind was transported back to the days of my childhood. I remember getting off the plane from Germany with my mother and my brother into the arms of my Grandma. My parents had divorced so we were back home in Virginia. I remember following my grandmother around the house talking with her as she cleaned house, or while she cooked. I can still hear her singing hymns as she swept off our front porch, as I sung along. I loved this amazing woman. She was a solid woman, with smoothly aged skin, beautifully dark eyes, and a smile that sent reassurance to even the lowest spirit. My grandmother loved to garden, and whenever she went to plant or weed, I was right there beside her.
Once we were planting marigolds in the front yard and a lizard ran up her arm, I backed away scarred to death, screaming, as she merely brushed off her not missing a beat as she flung a rock out of the bed. She didn't even look up as she said if you let a little thing like a lizard scare you away from something you want or need to do, you will never do anything. At the time it hurt my feelings, but made me want to be around her even more. I took my place back beside her and we finished planting our beautiful marigolds as well as some other flowers. My grandma and I were inseparable. If she said "yard" I was there!!! Oh how sweet she was, that year when our tulips didn't do so well, and only produced one lonely tulip, that I oh so proudly picked and presented it to her. (Hey I was on 6 years old!!)
My grandma was very old fashioned. I don't even know if that is the correct word. But she was the awesome African American Woman, that sits on the porch snapping string beans, and shucking corn singing all the while. I loved living there. I could talk to her about anything, so I guess she wasn't really all that old fashioned. But she chopped her own wood for the wood stove in the kitchen. Baked her own bread, and made the best yeast rolls you could ever put into your mouth.
When I was about to turn 13 she had a stroke. It left her paralyzed on her left side, and her speech was ravaged. After months in the hospital and in rehab, this woman was no longer recognizable to me. My heart ached for the woman I had planted flowers with, watched bake bread and cakes. My life took an awful turn after her stroke. I no longer felt special. Her expressions were the same for all now, no little treats being slipped to me, no longer did we share our private jokes, no longer did I have someone to tell my secrets to. This strong beautiful woman, was now a sad version of her former self. But one day as I was sitting in her room with her, brushing her hair, as she use to brush mine I began to hum a hymn, when I hear another voice humming along with me. A voice so sweet and familiar, and I begin to sing, as the voice continues to chime in along the way. My grandmother couldn't form sentences to express how she felt or have a general conversation, yet my Grandmother was singing with me word for word. I felt the tears roll down my face, as I finally had found a piece of the woman, I thought was long gone.
We sung many hymns that day, as well as on many other days. I loved this woman, and still do to this day. She was REMARKABLE!!! She held on for 7 years after her stroke, when she was struck by another and lye in a coma for 2 weeks when a final stroke swept her away. I sung that unforgettable hymn for her at her funeral. I miss her......Deeply. I wish my could have met her. She was a truly wonderful and loving woman.
Kisses
Lady
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Whatcha Looking At??
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Posted:May 24, 2006 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2006 5:47 pm
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I am a lover of all types of movies!! I love romance, comedy, horror, mystery!! I love them all!! But what I want you to tell me is if you had to describe what your life is like right at this moment, what type of movie would describe it? I think mine is a combination of all genres, so I would have to say that my life at the moment is similar to Scary Movie 3!!! Strange characters in and out, some horror, but definately some stupidly funny moments, a bit of mystery, and romance!! So tell me what movie best describes your life? Come on people......
Kisses
Lady
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OH Fuck the Jealous Bitches!!!!
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Posted:May 24, 2006 8:42 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2006 10:14 pm
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I was at work today, and got to thinking about alot of different things, but my mind seems to be stuck on "jealousy" !! I don't really know why, but I have been thinking about how jealous people can be. Jealousy can be such a destructive thing, especially when it comes to a relationship. I have never really understood why someone gets jealous. I mean is it because of some underlying insecurities one has, or is just an all out fear of someone actually doing, or being better at something than themselves? I see a lot of females at work who seem to thrive on jealousy, and all out "bitchiness" !! I hate that kind of shit!! I also hate the itty bitty titty girls who snub their noses up at me when I happen to walk past them, as if I am after their man or something. What?????? You can hear the little snippy comments at times during lunch when they get together for their feast of dissing other females whom they feel are "beneath" them in one way or another. I wear tops that accentuate my full bousoms and hell I love it. I am not attempting to make them feel inferior, by anymeans, perhaps it is their own insecurities, so they feel that they should roll their eyes and snub their noses. OH FUCKING WELL!!!!!
I don't see many men acting as petty as some females. Why is that? I loooooove me!!! ALL OF ME!!! I don't know, perhaps I just enjoy feeling that the reason they do this is because they are jealous in some way, but truthfully, could care less. Maybe, I am fooling myself, I don't know, who cares???!! Why are females such jealous, catty beings? Are you jealous of anyone? Why? Is anyone in your opinion jealous of you? Why? How do you feel about jealousy? Are you a jealous person?
Kisses
Lady
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HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH!!! Oh my, did I say that?
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Posted:May 20, 2006 12:27 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2006 10:08 am
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I was sitting here today thinking about those long gone years of high school! Oh my did I have a blast those last few years of adolescent blisss. I was a member of the marching band, and don't sleep on the band !!! We had a blast, we had an easy class, took those trips during school to go to regional concert band tryouts, and concerts. We went to see plays and musicals!! But the fun thing was being on that bus!! Oh the things that went on while riding to our destination!!! Truth or Dare!! Grab Me Stroke Me!! Oh the memories!! I guess I have always been a naughty girl! Haaa!! I was smack dab in the middle of the rich , the smart , the outcasts, and the lazy bunch!!
I had more male friends than female friends, which sorta earned me the priveledge to be the subject of oh so many rumors!! I remember most of my male friends fondly, others VERY fondly!! But there are times I wonder if I had made my true feelings known to one in particular, what would have happened? He was a doll! A bit taller than I, dark skinned, a smile that made the girls melt, and a body that was way above average for an 18 year old. He played football, and ran track!! We were very close, and every girlfriend knew that we were sort of a package deal. The same went for any of my boyfriends. Everyone knew we were tight. He was always at my locker. Picking, tickling, hugging, or what have you. We would be on the telephone some nights, or even just hanging out. He even helped me through the loss of my cousin, who in all honesty was more like my sister. I must admit, I had a special place in my heart for him. I had a crush on him!! I never told him, though. I wonder at times what would have happened if I had told him my true feelings? Oh well, my chance has long passed.
But did any of you have a high school crush? Did you tell them, or keep it secret? Is there anyone you would love to go back in time and tell just how you feel about them?
Kisses
Lady
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Instant Gratification......
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Posted:May 19, 2006 8:23 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2006 11:34 pm
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In an instant it vanished,
the emptiness was vanquished,
In an instant I was drawn into,
the comfort of your touch,
In an instant the light returned,
a smile, my face regained,
In an instant the darkness,
blanketed my heart no more,
In an instant my dreams,
were once again within my grasp,
In an instant my body,
began to soar to new heights,
In an instant my soul,
regained its strength,
You did all this with just one touch,
but worth its weight in gold was just enough,
I thank you for that joyous instant,
eyes closed, head spinning, glide of love,
In an instant I knew that you,
were all I wanted....needed,
In one, minute, sensuous, instant.
I hold my breath no longer.....
my eyes are open, and I am ready.
Take me .....again......
Lady
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FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!
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Posted:May 17, 2006 8:35 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2006 7:26 pm
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IT IS OFFICIAL!! I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH AMERICAN IDOL!! 2....COUNT THEM 2 MORE PEOPLE HAVE EXITED AMERICAN IDOL, AND THE MCFLAVORLESS WENCH IS STILL THERE!!! WTF?????? THE PAST FEW WEEK HAS MADE ME LOSE FAITH IN THIS SHOW!!! IT IS NO MORE THAN A RATINGS GIMMICK, VOTES DON'T COUNT!! YOUR VOTE DOES NOT MATTER, IT IS RIGGED!!! IT IS SO FUCKING EVIDENT WITH THE PAST FEW WEEKS!!! ELLIOT IS GONE????? WTF????? I AIN'T EVEN GONNA RECORD THE FINALE, BECAUSE I JUST DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ANYMORE!!! I AM SO TIRED OF THE VORTEX THAT IS NO LONGER AMERICAN IDOL!! MCFEVER NEEDS A PERSONALITY, BUT OOPS WAIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER, SHE IS GONNA WIN ANY FUCKING WAY, SO SHE DOESN'T NEED IT, RIGHT??? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT SIMON!!!!
HERE AMERICAN IDOL, I AM GIVING YOU TWO MIDDLE FINGERS....FUCK YOU.....FUCK YOU....AND GOOD NITE!!
THIS HAS BEEN MY SLEEPY RANT, NOW I AM GOING TO BED...ANGRY!!!!
LADY
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Fucking bone Tired!!
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Posted:May 17, 2006 8:35 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2006 7:21 am
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Sorry I haven't posted in the last couple of days.....been tired from work!! I have been working 11 hours a day!! I try to stop by for a bit each day before heading out to work! I like my new job, it is just longer hours!! You guys keep being naughty for me, I promise I will heat things up the weekend!!
Kisses
Lady
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