Does blogging here get you laid?
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Posted:Jul 12, 2005 8:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Freud claimed that all civilization was sublimated sex. He must have been a Scorpio like me!
My question directed to the men here is simple: Does blogging give you an advantage in getting laid? If so, then the time spent seems worthwhile. If not, I should be doing other stuff that has a better return on the investment.
Men, your assistance please!
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Why being bad is good!
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Posted:Jul 12, 2005 8:26 am
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2007 7:50 am
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I love language and the way it changes over time. Being "bad" is now good. Trashy lingerie and slutty behavior is now being touted as the best way to keep a guy and help a marriage stay hot.
So next thing "cocksucker" is a term of endearment, and "slut" a new title of acclaim.
A new reality show could have the contestant women vie to show who has the best technique at love making. A celebrity panel of male judges will evaluate. Charlie Sheen seems a natural after his Heidi Fliess case testimony that he spent $50,000 on her hookers! I think they could auction off one judge position on Ebay and get a fair percentage of the budget covered!
The women would demand men provide an equal shot at demonstrating their prowess. AdultFriendFinder could provide many volunteers, I am sure. As creator of this unique opportunity, I am sure I could be invaluable as a consultant. HBO needs something a little more raunchy than Entourage or Cathouse, and this would fill the bill.
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The five hour fuck
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Posted:Jul 12, 2005 8:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2011 9:05 am
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When I think back on my golden moments I like to remember the time I spent five hours fucking in my VW van, with my hot lover when I was 24.
She was unhappy in her marriage and I was getting bored with my prudish wife. So we found each other and had a torrid time for about six months.
What we lacked in technique we more than made up for in enthusiasm. She was one of those fortunate ladies who could orgasm from vigorous intercourse. So we would have sex for hours at a time and she came repeatedly. I had learned to take a long time before orgasming, which she appreciated. She was always amazed at how wet she got. I took that as a compliment from her vagina that I was doing something it liked!
She gave me my first blow job and I came in her mouth. She was careful because she was wearing braces! What daredevils we were!
One time driving back from SF the car overheated and we pulled off the road. We started making out and were getting pretty heavy when a CHP officer pulled up to assist me! Pretty funny in retrospect.
I am sure we would still be fucking except that she went to the SF Bay area and I went to Los Angeles.
Better to have loved and lost your lover, than to have never loved at all!
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Why I hate dating
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Posted:Jul 12, 2005 8:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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One of the advantages of dating is it reminds me why I got married in the first place. Dating is like a job interview. Lots of annoying feeling each other out. Little return on a large investment of time and energy. Lots of rejection. All to get a position you may not even want that much.
They say guys make better salesmen than women because they are used to lots of rejection. Certainly true in my experience! Sometimes women play hard to get even when they want to fuck! They say no even when they want to say yes!
Reminds me of our when he was a terrible two year old. One time I decided to see what would happen if I asked him if he wanted a cookie. He was so used to saying "no" that he said "no" a few times before he could remember the word "yes"! Too funny.
Some women, you know who you are, are like that , stuck on "no". Well I hope you find that perfect guy. Meanwhile the rest of us will have some fun.
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My Toffee
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Posted:Jul 12, 2005 7:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I picked out Toffee from the Pasadena Humane Society. He was overgrown with hair and depressed. He looked like a sheep dog. We had his fur shaved and he weighed only about 16 pounds. Since then he has bloomed into a sleek 22 pounds.
Toffee is a terrier and poodle mix, too large to be a miniature poodle. This mongrel has hybrid vigor and is healthy, happy and housebroken. He has learned two commands, sit and up. He likes to stand on his hind feet to get food treats.
Poodles are smart dogs that do not shed lots of hair. Guys often feel they are too feminine and not macho enough, but that is nonsense. Toffee is very friendly and a great favorite with the neighborhood when we walk twice a day.
Toffee is pretty mellow and never barks at other dogs as we pass their houses or meet them on the street. Toffee even plays nicely with a neighbor cat! A great and good companion.
Dogs help lower your blood pressure and give you a reason to exercise. Unlike people, dogs will reward your feeding and playing with them with love and devotion.
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Why woman get cold feet?
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Posted:Jul 11, 2005 11:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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One of life's mysteries to me is why so often people chicken out before they even meet someone. I can understand not finding someone your type or maybe they do not meet some standard of attractiveness in your mind. But why judge a book before you even see the cover? Of course given the odds here a woman can decline for even the faintest shadow of a doubt and there are lots of other guys to comfort her.
Still it is strange and may I suggest self defeating to be so picky without any real cause. I know I can be annoying, but you ought to at least get to know me slightly before you decide I am not for you! 
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Why I need a lover
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Posted:Jul 11, 2005 10:22 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Its all about attitude. Channel surfing on cable TV flipped by Cathouse a new series on HBO about a Nevada brothel. My spouse immediately gets offended and leaves the room. I immediately get interested and watch to see what I might learn that would be new and exciting.
That sort of sums it up.
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Classic Rock
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Posted:Jul 11, 2005 10:19 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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My favorite classic rock songs include:
Blue Suede shoes;
Whole Lotta Shaking going On;
Hound Dog;
Twist and Shout;
Good Golly Miss Mollie;
Chantilly Lace;
Lucille;
Gloria;
Johnny B. Good;
Roll over Beethoven;
Hit me with your Best Shot;
Barracuda;
Devil with a Blue Dress on;
Brass in Pocket; etc.
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Thanks for the beauty!
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Posted:Jul 11, 2005 2:34 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Just returned from getting a frozen yogurt in Old Town Pasadena. A nice strollin 80+ deg. F weather. The lovely weather bring out the little tank tops on the lovely ladies. So here is a hearty thanks to all those women who share their beauty with us lecherous males who enjoy viewing their attractive faces and bodies.
I was tempted to thank one or two directly but that seems so crass. A woman of beauty is a joy to behold. You sexy things know who you are and be proud as you strut your stuff.
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Most blog comments in LA area
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Posted:Jul 11, 2005 8:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I just discovered one can search for blogs in a geographical area! I have the distinction of having generated the most blog comments in the LA area.
I think as a prize for this accomplishment I should get some sex starved wife to meet me for torrid sex.
Other ideas of an appropriate reward for such thought provoking public service?
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Everybody farts!
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Posted:Jul 11, 2005 8:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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There is something funny about farts! Like failure, farts are an orphan, while everyone wants to claim success. Whoopi Goldberg and Howard Stern have made money and part of their comic success on their air biscuit mastery. and some males love the joy of bodily functions. Farts are so anti-Victorian! Ladies disapprove, which is part of the fun.
Because laughing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on, I support farting! Such simple pleasures are so stress releiving.
I am opposed to the practice of the "Dutch oven" where men (generally) seek to impose their fart gas on unwilling women trapped under the bedcovers. A barbaric practice!
I found several good discussions of farting on the internet and this priceless story:
"One teacher in particular takes great umbrage to flatulence in her classroom. She simply will not have it. She is one of my favorite teachers. She spent most of her career in the military (I think as a drill sergeant which makes her perfect for the role of elementary school teacher), and she teaches in her semi-retirement. She rails extensively against farting; she prohibits the picking of boogers; and she orders them funky fingers out their mouths. One day she was seated on the carpet, reading to the circle of . (To properly perceive the scene you need to understand that this school system encourages ‒ nay, insists ‒ that the teachers call the “to the carpet” periodically throughout the day. This is an open area, away from their desks, where they can sit on a rug, and feel casual and comfortable for readings and so forth.) So she was reading “The Three Little Pigs” or something like that, and a let fly, as is often the case, and she publicly berated him. Then she launched into a lecture against public airing, telling the they ought to control themselves. Once she had finished railing against public flatulence, she attempted to lift her mighty girth from the carpet. Being the slightly older, slightly substantial self that she is, it went with a heave ho, and a heave ho, and then… in mid heave ‒ she let fly, with intense audibility. With knees bent, and body half lifted between the seated and standing position, she expelled an excruciatingly obvious lower-digestive blast.
Mind you, this took place on a carpet where everyone was sitting down, and the encircled her. She attempted to stand up with great ceremony, denouncing the act of public farting ‒ all eyes upon her in silent awe.
I have never seen a group of fall apart screaming like that before, and never shall I see it again. Screaming, with tears in their eyes, falling on top of each other, rolling on the floor. There were two other adults in the room, including myself, and we just stood up and walked into the hallway, tears in our eyes. I think the laughter continues to echo to this day."
Jessica Simpson is known for her flatulence; this lovely lady has done a great public service by getting the subject of fart gas better discussed!
I will close with a great story from my youth! I was on a first date with a girl I liked. I was 17 and she was a college student who was clearly no virgin. I hoped to finally get laid. We had a great time and had been together for several hours. She was alone in her bed and we had been making out! I had not farted for hours and had this tremendous need to unload! I excused myself to use the bathroom next door. Finally I could peacefully let go! I unloaded the mother of all farts that resonated like thunder off the tile walls, and lasted at least 45 seconds. Suddenly to my horror I heard gales of laughter coming from the room next door! Her bed was next to the bathroom, and the cheap construction had paper thin walls! She was no longer in the mood for sex and I was too embarassed! I never did manage to have sex with her! I blame the mother of all farts for prolongng my virginity by at least six months.
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Totally real!
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Posted:Jul 10, 2005 11:46 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I am confused by the people who seek someone real. As a real human, of the male gender, I am confused. Are there fake people on AdultFriendFinder? androids? Cyborgs? aliens from Mars or Venus? I am sure some are strange but I hope they are all real!
Which reminds me. I think the term real breasts is misused. Even augmented ones are real, just enhanced with saline or silicon in plastic bags. I think the right term is natural breasts vs. boobs enhanced or augmented surgically. Clear thinking and writing can be a good thing.
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Anne Francis
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Posted:Jul 10, 2005 3:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Forbidden Planet was a 1956 take on Shakespeare's Tempest with a lovely ingenue blonde named Anne Francis and a deadly serious handsome Leslie Nielsen of the Naked Gun spoofs. She was an early hot blonde of the Marilyn Monroe era, only not as famous. She has a web site and is now selling her photos autographed for a few dollars each. And they said fame was fleeting.
Anne was my dream when I saw her work on TV. Love those blondes.
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