I got my main pic back
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Posted:Jun 6, 2008 7:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2008 8:38 pm
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Man that was harder that working five days a week. Whew it's back though. felt naked without it.
How important is a pic. Is looks the top priorty? I'm all for attitude and how a woman acts and treats people...
But lets face it a hot bod is a plus....
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Ok I loved this
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Posted:Jun 3, 2008 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2008 7:57 pm
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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing... hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake.
They asked, 'Man, what happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.'
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A three day weekend for me!!!!
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Posted:May 29, 2008 7:48 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2008 7:29 pm
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I am off camping and at a family get together until Sunday night. Should be a very conservative quiet time. Damn Oh well...
Have fun and misbehave everyone......
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a little humour
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Posted:May 25, 2008 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2008 8:59 pm
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<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
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We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of 'smart'?
<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park.
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the in touch.
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.
Friends don't let friends
take ugly people home.
Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
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camping fun fin
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Posted:May 19, 2008 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2008 9:01 pm
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I look into your eyes and see that glassey look that I love. You move the vibe slowly letting it get to just the right places. I crawl between your outstretched legs and ease up close to you. Holding on to your thigh for balance I lean foreward and with my free hand guide me cock towards your wet treasure. You gasp as it comes in contact with your lips but hold the vibe firmly. I push foreward slowly and the head pops through and I pause there feeling the hot wetness of your sweet pussy and the vibrations coming through your flesh.
I ease foreward more and am in as far as I can get. We move together so my cock slides in and out as you hold the vibe against your hard clit. As we build a steady rythm I feel the pressure start to build in my balls again as I near climax. You bite your upper lip and hold the vibe against your sensative clit as I slide my cock in and out and you move your hips to meet my thrusts. Then YOu lift one leg and I rest it against my chest. Now when I look down I can clearly see my cock move in and out of you as you slide forth and back to meeet me. Then your eyes open wide and you start to gasp. I feel your hips shake and your hand grips the vibe. I move a little faster feeling close as well. As you start to groan and mutter that you want me to fill you with my cock and cum I feel the warmth of your fresh juices. With that I burst too and my spasms and groans let you know I am there with you. We rock together fucking like animals filled with lust until you go limp and drop the vibe. I slide down next to you and we come together our lips locked in a passionate kiss. Then we fall back on the air mattress with our arms wrapped around each other, cheeks touching and our legs entangled like pretzels. As I drift off to sleep I feel your warmth and hear your soft breathing in the still night.....
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men aren't hard to understand
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Posted:May 17, 2008 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2008 7:01 pm
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A friend of mine sent me this she and I share the same sense of humour Hope you like....
If we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at??????
Have a great long weekend everyone!!!!!
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
One for the ladies.......
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ....'
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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camping fun part 8
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Posted:May 17, 2008 7:57 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 12:48 pm
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That evening we light a campfire in the grate at our campsite. Opening a beer each we sit talking and looking up at the stars. As the conversation turns to sex my cock starts to harden and you sit rubbing your crotch every now and then. It isn't long before I am rock hard and your wetness is getting to you. In the dim light you unsnap your jeans and reach into your purse for your new vibrator. It is a beauty shaped like a cock with a soft rubbery feel. You slide it down the front of your jeans and I hear the dull hum when you turn it on. I open my fly and withdraw my cock. Pulling the foreskin down I feel the cool night air on it as I watch you rub the vibrator inside your jeans. You bit your lip and watch me jerk off slowly. I rub my hand up and down my cock as I watch you and listen to the erotic hum of the vibrator. You reach over and take my hand away and replace it with your own. I lie back as your hand runs over the head of my cock stimulating the sensative head. Your other hand rubs the vibrator up and down inside your jeans. The pale moonlight lets you see my dick as you move your hand over it. I suggest we get inside the tent and finish what we started and you agree.
I stand and walk toward the tent but you say you have to go to the washroom first. You leave down the path and I grab a flashlight and crawl into the tent. I turn the flashlight on and push off my t-shirt, jeans and shorts. As I remember you with your vibrator my cock throbs. I run my hands over my chest and down my stomach to my cock. One hand cradles my balls and the other squeezes the head. I hear the leaves rustling outside the tent and realize that we left the rear flap open and the flashlight makes my silhouette clearly visable. I smile and squeeze my cock harder and start a slow stroke down then back up. I lay back on the sleeping bag and spread my legs wide with my crotch clearly visible to the rear opening. I slide one hand over my balls cupping them and gently tugging at them as I hear the leaves again and the sound of a zipper. I imagine you with your hand inside your pants while you watch me and it really turns me on. I slide the foreskin down from the head until the red knob is fully exposed and a drop of cum dribbles from the tiny hole at the tip. Pulling at my nutsack I draw the skin back farther then pull it back up over the head. The friction of the wet foreskin on the sensative cock head feels so good. Moaning I repeat the exquisite motion sliding the skin back and forth over the head. I imagine you rubbing at your clit between your wet lips and your eyes glued on my cock and hands as I jerk off. It is so erotic knowing you are watching as I bring myself so close. I feel the heat fill my groin and my body stiffens. I move my hand faster now, ther is no stopping. I rub the skin over the head rubbing my balls and feeling the heat and pressure build. I can see the shadow of your head in the opening now, watching me and frigging your clit as your need increases. The excitement and the friction take their toll and with a moan the first jets of cum spurt from my cock. The juices shoot from my cock as my hand pumps it and fly over a foot into the air in a small arc and land on my stomach and chest. I push my legs outward and my entire body stiffens as the jets of cum pass through the flashlight beam and return to land on my stomach. I keep rubbing the foreskin over the head until the cum just dribbles from the hole and over my hand to run down my balls As I lie there rubbing my cock and balls feeling so wonderfully good I hear the zipper of the tent flap and you enter with a broad smile. "Thanks for that wonderful show" you say as I grin and hold my shrinking cock.
You pull off your t-shirt and remove your jeans. You go for your panties but I say to leave them on for now. You kneel beside me and look down at the cum that landed on my chest and stomach. Licking your lips you run your hand over it and then rub the cum over your tits. The nipples stand hard and the cum glistens in the soft light of the tent. You continue until you have transferred all the cum that you could from me to your breasts and stomach. I tell you to lie back and you snuggle next to me. I reach between your legs and run my hand over your silky panties pressing them between your wet pussy lips. "My turn to watch" I say as you reach for your vibrator again. I take it from you and turn it onto its gentliest setting. I touch it to my cockhead and it starts to return to life. Then i put it between your breasts and move it up one mound and around the nipple, then across to the other nipple. I see your hips start to move as you get more into it. I drag the head of the vibrator down the smooth skin of your tummy and to the wasitband of your panties. You put your hand over mine and take the vibrator from me. I pull up the elastic of your panties and you slide the vibrator in. I can see in your eyes that you have gotten between the lips and found your clit. My cock starts growing from seeing you so hot and excited. I inch the panties down and you raise your hips to let me ease them from your thighs. I slide them down your legs and off your feet. When I look back up at you You are holding your lips apart and running the head of the vibrator over your clit. You also turned up the intensity. I run my hand up your thigh and push my middle finger into your hole. I feel the vibrations as you pleasure your clit. I move my finger around inside you then withdraw it and use my middle and index fingers to explore your wetness. You move the vibe with more purpose now as I finger fuck you and watch as you use one hand to rub your breast and pinch your nipples. I am getting really turned on again and my cock is nearly as hard enough to go again.
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camping fun part 7
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Posted:May 16, 2008 7:17 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 12:48 pm
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Later in the afternoon we decide to check out another trail. We have been sitting around the campsite and it was getting boring. We headed out with mo particular place to go and just walked. Along the trail was a lot of signs about construction and to be careful. We trudged along and eventually as things seem to happen to us we are once again off the beaten path. We keep on this small overgrown path and eventually get to the highway. We stand in the bright sun of the afternoon and see a group of surveyors who have stopped for lunch. Their equipment is all piled behind a van and a SUV is parked behind it. They are sitting in the shade some have finished eating and are just talking while some are still with their lunch kits open. You tell me about your fantasy of watching guys jerk off and I smile and squeeze your hand as you walk out of the brush and into the group of men. I sit on the grass on the side of the path and watch as you walk into the group. In a few minutue I see a couple of them blush a bit but as you pull the hem of your t-shirt over your head they stand still and watch. You reach behind you and unsnap your bra and it falls in front of you. Your hands work the snap of your jeans and the zipper and soon your are pushing the jeans down. You stand in the middle of this group of strange men in your panties and look at them invitingly. One of them unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. he moves his hand down the length of it as you roll your panties down your legs. As if on que the rest of the guys move closer into a tight circle and open theit pants and push them down. You kneel in the warm sand naked as the guys circle you stroking their hard pricks. You talk to them telling them how good their cocks look and smack your lips as they stroke their cocks. Your hand works your clit and you hold your pussy lips open with your fingers so they can get a good look as the excitement builds from jerking off. It isn't long before one of the younger ones starts to splatter his cum on you. It lands on your tits and drips down from your nipples. Seeing this the rest start cuming and soon they are all moaning and spewing their load on you. It lands on your back from behind and your tits and tmmy from the front. They ejaculate until they are done than back away until only a couple of guys are left. As they cover you with their semen and back away you lie on the sand rubbing it into your skin. They pull up their pants and seem to disappear as quickly as they came. I watch from the brush as you lie there reveling in the moment....
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camping fun part 6
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Posted:May 15, 2008 7:48 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2008 7:26 pm
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Glen watches the whole scene and surely his cock starts to grow again. You watch him stroke his cock as you move on mine and rub your clit and my nuts while I fuck your pussy with my cock. Susie slides forth and back over my mouth holding her lips open so I can suck and lick her perky clit. She leans foreward a bit and slips a hand under her ass and pushes two fingers into her wet hole. As you bounce on my cock and rub your clit you watch Glen stroke that large cock and coax the juices from the tip. His hand slides easliy as the juices lubricate his palm. He stands and while continuing to jerk off moves in front of you. You reach up with your free hand and cover his thick purple head with your palm. Polishing it with your palm he moans and asks you to suck it. You move faster on my cock and I push my hips up to meet your every thrust. Susie presses her fingers into her pussy as I lap at her clit. We are all on the fringe of orgasm as You open your lips for Glen's cock. He mutters under his breath as you use your tongue to explore every bit of the surface of his cockhead. I can't see you being covered by Susie but I hear you and smile. Soon Susie starts to buck her hips and thrash against my face as she starts cuming. I burst my load inside your vagina as you strum your clit and start shaking too. As your juices mix with mine we move more slowly enjoying the feeling. The three of us cum together and we moan loudly through it. Susie settles down on my mouth as you come to rest on my cock. It starts to shrivle inside you and our juices run from your wet hole and leave a trail of joy down my cock and balls. Your mouth did the trick for Glen and he quickly pulls away from you and runs around in front of Susie. You get off me and we both watch as he stands in front of her and tugs at his cock until it shoots his seman onto her face and some lands on her tits. She smiles and rubs it into her skin as she gets up from my face and moves to hug him. You lie next to me on the blanket and we both stare up at the sky......
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camping fun part 5
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Posted:May 14, 2008 7:09 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2008 8:28 am
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"Holy crow" he mutters as he pushes the branches aside and spies us. "Sue, come see". She moves beside him and gasps too. There we are, you leaning on a branch and me behind you with my hands on your breasts and my cock in your pussy. "That was just gorgeous" I stammer "We couldn't help but watch." He smiles and says "Well come on out in the open and join us. What do you think Sue?" She smiles broadly and nods her head as I step away from you and out of my pants. You get out of yours too and we follow them into the clearing and under the tree with our pants in hand. I pull off my t-shirt and you remove yours and we all stand there totally naked. He is tall with broad shoulders. His cock, unlike mine is circumsized and the purple head gleams in the bright light. He is thicker than me and longer and and now that it is flacid it bounces against his inner thigh when he walks. She is petite with small firm tits with long hard nipples. They remind me of pencil erasers. The thought of sucking them thrills me. She has shaved her pubic hair and has a tatoo of a rose just below her naval with a long stem that reaches down to her pussy lips. "My name is Glen and this is Susie" the guy says "Welcome to our secret spot. What is your pleasure?" I lie down on the blanket and you straddle my hips with your back to me. I hold your ass cheeks and squeeze them as you start to move up and down on me, picking up where we left off. Glen sits on the corner of the blanket and watches as we move together. Susie stands over me then kneels down over my head and lowers her pussy to my mouth. She pulls her pussy lips open and strums her clit as I poke my tongue into her wet hole. I feel your hands on my balls cradling them and every moving up to rub your own clit as we fuck in the open air.
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Camping Fun Part 4
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Posted:May 13, 2008 7:34 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2008 7:35 pm
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The next morning we have a quick breakfast and go for a hike. The trail is well beaten and winds between rocks and sometimes borders the lake. We come to a what looks like a very old path that hasn't been used for a long time, it may even be a deer trail. I turn down it and you follow me. We move more slowly now making our way through taller grass and branches that have grown across the old trail. We get to a tree that has fallen, totally blocking the path so go through the dense brush to get around it. Suddenly we both stop in our tracks. We obviously heard the same thing. A low moan and then a small giggle. Pushing a branch away We see a small clearing with a large tree in the middle. There is a man sitting on a blanket at the foot of the tree. He is totally naked and a woman is lying beside him with her head in his lap. He rubs her hair as she bobs up and down on his cock. She crouches into a kneeling position and holds his balls in one hand as the long thick shaft glides in and out of her mouth. He reaches between her legs and rubs her pussy as she sucks his cock. Every time she lifted her head and kept only the knob in she released a little drool which would dribble down the shaft. We look at each other and smile as he fingers her ass she gives him what is obviously a wonderful blow job. They can't see us behind the dense brush as I watch you. With your eyes glued on the womans mouth as she moves on him you unsnap your jeans and push the zipper down. One hand holds on to a branch and the other slides down the opening and inside your panties. Feeling the incredible heat inside me I unzip my fly and release my cock. Seeing you with your hand in your pants pressing and rubbing and seeing the woman as she sucks the guy has me so hard that I moan softly as I slide my hand along my cock. You break your stare at the couple and see what I am doing and pull your hand from your crotch and cover my hand with yours. I take my hand away and you jerk me off slowly paying special attention to the head as I press my hand into your jeans to take up where you left off. The man is starting to stiffen and is close to cuming as the woman rubs him with both hands while moving her mouth over his thick head. My cock throbs as you hand moves on it, I wonder what would happen if they heard us too....WOuld they be pissed or ask us to let them watch...
Staring at the young woman as she envelopes the guys cock with her mouth you lean on a tree branch and unsnapping your jeans push them down. "Fuck me" you say. "put your cock in me and fuck me"
I move behind you and undo my jeans. Pushing them down we I move my cock up against your ass and slide my cock between your open legs. You grasp the head and help steer it in. The head nestles between your pussy lips then we thrust together and it pops in. You bite your lip as you watch the woman blow the guy while my cock fills you from behind. I push my hands under your t-shirt and find your tits with the nipples hard and pointy. Rubbing them as I plunge into you we rock together while watching the couple through the leaves. She jerks him off with her hand sliding up and down the shaft as her mouth surrounds the head probably using her tongue to pleasure him. He rubs her hair and his legs stiffen as the impending orgasm nears. I move back withdrawing my cock then push hard holding on to your tits as my prick rams home. Just then the guy screeches "Oh yah, I'm cuming" The young woman moves her head to the side and strokes his cock with both hands making sure to rub the head with her palms. He stiffens and his toes curl as he starts to let loose. The white semen leaves an arc throuch the air as it explodes from his cock and lands on the grass beside them. She maintains her rythm, jerking him off as he shoots his cum out from her fists and through the air into the grass. As he starts to relax she stops and licks her palms slowly while he watches and smiles. We stare bug-eyed through the whole thing forgetting to fuck just watching and enjoying. Then you gasp "Wow that was awesome" and the guy jumps up looking around as he says to his friend "Did you hear that"?
We freeze our pants around our ankles we can't run. We just wait....
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camping fun part 3
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Posted:May 12, 2008 7:00 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2008 10:25 pm
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You lick your lips and look into my eyes lying there on the picnic table with your breasts heaving and your breath in short gasps as your orgasm subsides. You slide down to the edge of the table and press your groin to mine. "Now fuck me good" I don't have to be asked twice. I lean toward you and my cock pushes against your pussy. You open your legs and put them on my shoulders. I hold your hips as you reach and take my cock in your hand. Sliding the foreskin back the exposed head gleams with precum under the flashes of lightening. You rub the reddish knob up and down your slit presssing it between the wet lips. I moan and press foreward when I feel the opening of your love channel. You push toward me and in it pops. The warmth on the head contrasts with the cool wet rain as it falls on us. I press foreward more and it slides inward. We move together the rail falling on us, the lightning fills the sky and we fuck on the table. With a steady rythm the friction feels so good on my cock. I can see by the look in your eyes that it is good for you too. Holding your hips I plunge into you and then back out so that just the head is in then slide in again. Soon you are moaning something about a second wave and pulling at my hips as we slam together. You moan aloud and press to me clenching my cock with your vaginal muscles. I am close too and my heart pounds loudly. You sigh as your contractions end and push me back until my cock is all the way out. In a quick motion your hand closes over it and starts to rub up and down. The head feels so good as your hand slides across it. I move my hips in step with your hand as you jerk me off. Your other hand covers my balls and rubs them gently. I keep moving, fucking your soft hand until with a loud groan stiffen and cum. The ejaculate splatters from my cock and lands on your tummy and down in your pussy hairs and on your pussy. I keep moving my hips and your hand strokes me gently until I start to relax and move back. I look down at the cum on you and watch as the rain slowly washes it away. I rub your tummy and pussy and help the rain clean it off. Then we make a mad dash for the tent to find towels to dry off.....
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