terrible losses
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Posted:Jan 26, 2009 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2014 7:05 pm
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I watched Batman the dark Knight last weekend. Keith Ledger as the Joker was so incredible. He is nominated for an award. So deserving. It got me thinking of all the others that have gone that were so talented.
John Lennon
John Belushi
Janice Joplin
Jimmi Hendrix
Jim Morrisson
George Harrison
Only a few but such great people. They could have contributed so much more and that is a very short list There are so many. We are lucky to have enjoyed their work short as it was.
Don't you think????
Life can suck sometimes
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Dogs have owners
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Posted:Jan 5, 2009 7:55 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2024 1:36 pm
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Cats have staff.
I love that. It is from a friend of mine. Ty J.
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political correctness gone sour
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Posted:Dec 28, 2008 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2008 7:50 pm
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FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 01, 2008
RE: Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be an open bar & plenty of food. We'll have a small band playing traditional carols ... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocket. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you & your family.
Patty
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 02, 2008
RE: Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides w/Christmas, tho unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you & your family.
Patty
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: December 03, 2008
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table ... you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only"; you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
Somebody?
Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange is allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money & executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: December 04, 2008
RE: Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating & drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party - or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet & pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit w/each other. Lesbians do not have to sit w/Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross-dressing allowed tho we will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people w/high blood pressure to taste 1st. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?
Patty
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F*cking Employees
DATE: December 05, 2008
RE: The F*cking Holiday Party
Vegetarian pricks I've had it w/you people!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, & you'll get your fucking salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk & die,
The Biotch from HELL!!!
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: December 06, 2008
RE: Patty Lewis & Holiday Party
Applications are now being accepted for the position of Human Resources Director.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party & give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off w/full pay.
Happy Holidays!
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Three little ducks
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Posted:Dec 18, 2008 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2014 7:06 pm
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Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
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Help warm me up
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Posted:Dec 15, 2008 9:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2008 7:48 pm
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So I went out and shovelled some snow. Now my fingers are numb....
Only heat and the right amount of moisture will make them feel better... Help. Where can I put them?????????
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I am a pussy
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Posted:Nov 30, 2008 7:52 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2008 7:49 pm
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My friend at work said "You are what you eat"
So there I am a pussy.
And enjoying it thoroughly.... yummmmm......
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Banked Time
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Posted:Nov 16, 2008 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 7:54 pm
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So I had all this banked time that I had to take before the year's end and took it last week. I had the whole week off with Rememberance day being the Tue. My dad fought in the Great War to end all wars. Yeah Right.
Anyway, it's back to work tomorrow and I feel really good about that. I missed the gang at work. Some of the greatest people I know and fun to be with. How's your jobs? Fun? Great people? or is it a pain to get up every morning to go?
I hope you all have great jobs and enjoy the weeks work......
Take care and enjoy....
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Pope Benedict
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Posted:Nov 9, 2008 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2008 9:00 am
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So there he is on a podium talking about how the nazis persecuted jews and what a horrible crime it is.
IT IS. There is no bigger crime that man has commited against fellow man But.................
What about how the Catholic Church persecutes gays?
WTF
This one might burn me but I feel strongly about it...
Let's just live and enjoy and tolerate We all are who we are
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little animals
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Posted:Nov 8, 2008 9:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2008 10:24 am
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Don't you just love the first snow? I either have a lot of little bunnies or a very busy one. Such neat tracks in the snow...
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an xmas joke
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Posted:Oct 29, 2008 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2008 7:45 pm
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2008's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......
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Haircuts
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Posted:Oct 16, 2008 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2008 8:52 pm
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A man goes into the barber shop and askes "Hey barber, how many ahead of me?"
The barber says "four"
The man smiles and leaves
Then next day the same man is back and asks "How many ahead of me"
The barber says "six"
the man smiles and leaves
the next day same thing, the barber says to the shoe shine boy, "Follow that guy and see where he goes."
The shoeshine boy comes back and says "He goes to your house."
And that's why I have such long hair....and such a big smile....
LOL
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Duracell
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Posted:Oct 15, 2008 7:47 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2008 7:11 pm
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This woman shows up at the Emergence room at St Boniface Hospital. She has her vibrator stuck in her pussy. The Dr examines her and says "I can remove it but I'll have to operate"
"Remove it?" she cries, "I just need the battery replaced"...
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