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Posted:Apr 21, 2018 7:10 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 2:24 pm
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They appear to have taken over the webcams. Do they actually DO anything except milk points?
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I promise that:
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Posted:Jun 3, 2017 6:07 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 2:24 pm
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1. I will never lie about my age. Why would I?
2. I'll do my best to keep my pics up to date, unretouched.
3. I will do my best to justify the time spent on my education and upbringing by using appropriate sentence structure, spelling and grammar. Where I vary from this, it's deliberate. Really.
4. I will try my hardest to avoid the following words: Perky, nut, flaps, and any other overworn usages. I find female bodies generally beautiful, and the use of words like these demeaning at best, and abusive at worst.
5. I'm addicted to punning, and I do NOT promise to restrain myself...
6. I'll try where I can to use your name. If I can't - usually because your AdultFriendFinder tag is unpronouncable - I reserve the right to call you love, honey, pet, or whatever.
7. I was brung up proper, and I will try my best not to introduce myself with "Hey, ___, let's fuck!".
8. I will NEVER use hateful or insulting language in chat. NEVER.
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