"The Spicy MacHaggis Jig"
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Posted:Feb 25, 2008 12:18 am
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In the spirit of a Scotish celebration of Whuppity Scoorie on March 1, I bring you a little jig.
"The Spicy MacHaggis Jig" by Dropkick Murphy
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you
old spicy MacHaggis, how he met his fate
you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house,just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
thought to himself,"this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his balls and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr. MacHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size
he came to his sense thought to himself,
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt,
they pulled out his unit and stared to play
she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove,
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
Spicy MacHaggis, one hell of a guy!
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Favorite movies
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Posted:Feb 21, 2008 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2008 11:35 pm
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Favorite movies, the ones I can watch over and over again, by genre and why:
WAR: Apocalypse Now (Love the helicopter attack and Wagner)
MUSICAL: All That Jazz (I worked on Broadway so it brings back memories) & The Wizard of Oz (I also majored also in Political Science) & 1776 (same reason as Oz)
MOB DRAMA: Godfather I & Godfather II (Had some friends in the mafia, which of course, never existed, watching with me and telling me how it really was in Little Italy) and Goodfelleas (how the mafia really worked, which, never existed)
SCIENCE FICTION: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (How many times you see the bad guys win?) & Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan (hey, I’m a Trekkie and after the dreadful first movie, this was great) & The Matrix (there is no spoon) & Jurassic Park (as a was a big dinosaur buff) & 2001: Space Odyssey (see it when you are high) & Aliens I & II (do not see these if you are high, freak the shit out of you)
WESTERN: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly (Hey blondie!)
BIOGRAPHY: Patton (G. C. Scott’s best work, and war politics) & Amadeus (loved the music)
COMEDY: Animal House (Was in a fraternity and was always on double super secret probation somewhere) & Monty Python and the Holy Grail (naughty naught Zoot) & Kentucky Fried Movie (Young Catholic School Girls in Trouble and Fist Full of Yen) & Airplane (another Abrams & Zucker Bros.) & Sleeper (one of the few Allen’s movies I enjoyed and love the Orgasmictron)
DRAMA: Heaven Help Us (Shot at my college, and was one of the extras as one of the students passing in the hallways, saw and met Donald Sutherland, John Heard and Kevin Dillion, the scene was taking longer than expected for technical reasons and the actors was getting bored and started talking to us. Heard smoked like a chimney as I remember, lol) & Clock Work Orange (bit of the ultra violence followed by the ol in out in out followed by the milk bar) & Eyes Wide Shut (hey lifestylers, some club, glad TPA does not do this) & Deliverance (Squeal like a pig) & Mean Streets (early Scorsese)
RELIGIOUS: The Ten Commandments (Cecil B. DeMille’s masterpiece) & Jesus of Nazareth (really a mini series but one of the best work of Franco Zeffirelli. As IMDb states, “Rarely during the movie do any of the actors portraying Jesus blink their eyes. Director 'Franco Zeffirelli' decided on this as a means of creating a subconscious visual mystique about the character that not only differentiated him from all other characters, and is eerily effective.” & Devil’ s Advocate (vanity, my favorite sin)
HOLIDAY: It’s a Wonderful Life (Duh) & Miracle on 34th Street (worked on 34th Street) & A Christmas Carol (the George C. Scott one, really a TV movie, but it was most true to Dickens’s novel and liked Scott).
ADVENTURE: Indiana Jones and the Raider’s of the Lost Art (never a boring minute).
HORROR: Psyco & The Birds (Hitchcock can scare you shitless without blood and gore) and The Shinning (another Kubrick masterpiece and Nicklsons best acting).
THRILLER: The 39 Steps (Hitchcock keeping you on the edge of your seat)
As you can see, some of my favorite movies are made by the same directors. Hey, they make movies which can keep my attention for more than 2 hrs, a hard thing to do. Just give me a movie by Coppola (and graduated from my high school), Kubrick, Fosse (musicals only), Zeffirelli, DeMillie, Capra, Scorsese, and Hitchcock. Okay some Landis, Python, Abrams & Zucker to laugh.
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Shear hypocritical laments from non smokers
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Posted:Feb 18, 2008 8:20 pm
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I always laugh at the shear hypocritical laments from non smokers (full disclosure, I’m a social smoker, more into cigars btw, oral fixation not for the nicotine, never been addicted nor breast fed as a baby), especially from the lifestyles based on health issues.
Do you know what the vanilla world looks at how you live? Most people think these clubs should be closed because of HEALTH ISSUES. New York City and Boston, those right wing religious republican red neck hicks bastions, have use HEALTH CODES to close gay and lifestyle on premises clubs ever since the AIDS epidemic broke out. In gay and lifestyle clubs the rule is no lips pass the hips. So when you say smoking should not be permitted in lifestyle clubs for HEATH issues, the vanilla world stands there scratching their heads saying WTF.
I always laugh about making a bar healthier. Yes a place where they sell a drug, just as addicting, and more harmful then nicotine. Oh Phineas, alcohol only effects the person drinking, and it does not get in my hair or clothes or lungs. Well, students, I have yet to hear that a person drove their car and smashing into another person(s) killing them because they smoke two packs of Camels….yet I have hear that for drinking two packs of Bud.
If tobacco is so fuckin dangerous then BANNED IT….I want to make allot of money to make on bootlegging because the same reason you all giving is same reason why Prohibition Era was started….and the mafia.
Let the market decide because if you empower the government do you think government will stop? Don’t come crying to me when they close Tabu or TPA or bust another APG event, because it’s YOU who gave the government the power to do so.
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Had a great time at TPA
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Posted:Feb 16, 2008 10:52 pm
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Had a great time at TPA being a TPA virgin with my date, who had a really really good time. LOL. It was crowed with all the pervy sexy people running around. Being so crowded, all the rooms were taken up except the very public APG room, so my date and I decided to break our cherry there with a couple of other people. I think the peeps enjoyed the show. I want to that my sexy fellow Who fan for helping. I always luv playing with her.
Thanks and kudos to all the TPA staff who made it a great party.
Even DJ Iceman’s doing a lap dance was interesting….but some how disturbing.
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BEST LAID PLANS OF MICE & MEN...
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Posted:Feb 11, 2008 12:40 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2008 11:30 pm
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My kudos for APG doing the right thing here in my opinion. I knew they tried their best to do something else.
Well, this is NOT a surprise. It takes only one person to screw this up, like a person calling in a false bomb threat. It our fault too, since APG has posted rules of behavior for these events, as lifestylers being inherently non-conformist, did not fully comply these rules either.
I posted many blogs on the power of government and here is a prime example. Before you blame Virginia being too conservative, is Philadelphia (Trapeze) and New York City (lifestyle and strips clubs) are conservative bastions? If the Government wants to shut you down, they ARE going to shut you down. Be it ABC, zoning, safety, occupancy, heath, etc. rules and laws they can shut you down until you spend allot of money of lawyers and get a court to overturn. Ask any owner of a restaurant, bar, hotel, hell, any business what government can do to them.
I also find ironic how many people here support the new smoking bans in MD and now our great Democrat governor here in the Commonwealth want to also ban smoking. It the SAME power ABC uses to shut down MG. You might show some boobie, pulls Hyatt’s liquor license, soon, I saw some one smoke, pulls the liquor license. Same power. Just remember this when a politician ask for a new regulation, law or more taxes for the , safety, heath, environment, or what ever fucking cause of the day the media places attention to. BTW- I’m a social smoker, may go through a pack a month. But it’s my freedom of choice you want to take away.
So what do we do now in the future? First we have to realize, hey, you and I are freaks. Yes, we are Abby Normal to society. The rules are made by the Vanillas. Why? Because they are the majority. Get use to it, it’s call democracy. The proof that we are not acceptable to society is the reason why so many people have pictures locked or their faces blocked out in their profiles. It’s not going to change. Once you accept this, you know how hard it is to pull something like this off. Know that your behavior can affect these plans. So when APG, club or a M&G, says no fucking in the hallways, bathrooms, etc. we should not.
Second, we these events must be a place where our freakiness is tolerated. Since San Francisco is a little too far for us, I’m afraid it will be DC. MD might be also, but ask Tabu and TPA how they are sometimes harassed. Also the counties and MD might tolerate these places, but taking over another hotel, might be consider an expansion of the “red light” or adult places and we can’t have this in out backyard. Please vote for me.
Remember people, what is the worst can APG and a church can do to you? Throw you out. What can the worst Government can do to you? They can kill you.
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SILK & SKIN THIS SATURDAY!
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Posted:Jan 30, 2008 11:17 pm
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Silk and Skin party this Saturday! The second at a fabulous house in Baltimore. Men naked, women in lingerie. Email me for more info.
I'll be there wearing nothing but a smile.
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Skinnifatz
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Posted:Jan 16, 2008 2:17 pm
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I had to stay local, so I went to Skinnifatz to expect just to hang with Karen and Greg because people was some place else. Come to my surprise there was about 15 APGers there, including some sexy single ladies that needed some male attention near the fireplace. As I was in DSG heaven that night, I like to thank for Karen and Greg for hold this Southern Fairfax M&G every Firiday.
And thank you to the ladies there, lifestyle and vanillias.
Damn, the parking lot at Skinifatz is fun!
6 out of 7. Woo Hoo!
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Do they play showtunes for the flies....
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Posted:Dec 13, 2007 11:15 pm
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Scientists Make Fruit Flies Gay, Then Straight Again
By Robert Roy Britt
While several studies find homosexuality in humans and other animals is biological rather than learned, a question remains over whether it's a hard-wired phenomenon or one that can be altered.
A new study finds that both drugs and genetic manipulation can turn the homosexual behavior of fruit flies on and off within a matter of hours.
While the genetic finding supports the thinking that homosexuality is hard-wired, the drug finding surprisingly suggests it's not that simple.
In fact, homosexuality in the fruit flies seems to be regulated by how they interpret the scent of another.
Dramatic result
Homosexuality is widespread in the animal world. But scientists have long debated whether, in humans a "gay gene" exists.
Previous research in humans has suggested that how we interpret scents given off by another person might impact our sexuality.
In the new work, University of Illinois at Chicago researcher David Featherstone and coworkers discovered a gene in fruit flies they call "genderblind," or GB. A mutation in GB turns flies bisexual.
GB transports the neurotransmitter glutamate to brain cells. Altering levels of glutamate change the strength of nerve cell junctions, called synapses, which play a key role in human and animal behavior.
Post-doctoral researcher Yael Grosjean found that all male fruit flies with a mutation in their GB gene courted other males.
"It was very dramatic," Featherstone said. "The GB mutant males treated other males exactly the same way normal male flies would treat a female. They even attempted copulation."
Overreaction
Other genes are known to alter sexual orientation, but most just control whether the brain develops as genetically male or female. It's not known why a male brain does male things and a female brain acts in female ways, Featherstone and his colleagues say.
"Based on our previous work, we reasoned that GB mutants might show homosexual behavior because their glutamatergic synapses were altered in some way," Featherstone said. "Homosexual courtship might be sort of an 'overreaction' to sexual stimuli."
To test this, the researchers genetically altered synapse strength, independent of GB. They also gave flies drugs to alter synapse strength. As predicted, they were able to turn fly homosexuality on and off, within hours.
"It was amazing. I never thought we'd be able to do that sort of thing, because sexual orientation is supposed to be hard-wired," Featherstone said. "This fundamentally changes how we think about this behavior."
Sense of smell
The team figured fly brains maintain two sensory circuits: one to trigger heterosexual behavior and one for homosexual. When GB suppresses glutamatergic synapses, the homosexual circuit is blocked, the thinking goes.
So they did more tests. As expected, without GB to suppress synapse strength, the flies no longer interpreted smells the same way. The smells in question come in the form of pheromones, chemicals that affect sexual behavior in much of the animal kingdom.
It is not known, however, to what extent human attraction is affected by pheromones. A study in 2005 found that when smelling a chemical from testosterone, portions of the human brains active in sexual activity were turned on in gay men and straight women, but not in straight men.
But at least among fruit flies, "pheromones are powerful sexual stimuli," Featherstone said. "As it turns out, the GB mutant flies were perceiving pheromones differently. Specifically, the GB mutant males were no longer recognizing male pheromones as a repulsive stimulus."
The research was published online today by the journal Nature Neuroscience.
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I might ruin it for some DSGs,
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Posted:Nov 25, 2007 12:02 am
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Well, I might ruin it for some DSGs, guys of false couples, and couples with the guy roaming, But WTF anyway. This is what some of single females I know do:
[1] OFFER TO MEET THE GUY AT HIS PLACE. Pick him up. “Hey I work near you live, I can drop on by….” Well, if he really single or has permission from his other, then this should be no problem. Correct?
[2] COUPLE? CALL THE WOMAN. Hey, she is in the lifestyle, he has permission, and then this should be no problem. Correct?
[3] TALK TO OTHER SINGLE FEMALES & COUPLES. There are even databases which they keep track of DSGs. Word gets out fast guys.
What about you Phineas? Well I’m separated, but the Warden & I still live together because of the and the and it’s much cheaper. I know a couple single females here are doing the same thing. You can come and pick me up. Hey gas is expensive. Only a few single females have met my mostly because my play with their too. I like to keep my separated and unaware of the lifestyle (although my oldest, 16, know allot) much as possible. That’s my decision and right. Want to call the Warden, go ahead. I’ll give you her number. She might say please take my husband, pretty please though. She goes on vanilla dates and has on/off boyfriend in Maryland. The lifestyle is not for her, even though I do invite. Yes, she knows what I’m doing, but not whom I’m doing, because she does not want to know the details.
Look, there are asshats in all parts of life, why should the Lifestyle be any different? But the ladies I know which follow the three steps seem to work for them.
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Smoking bans....
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Posted:Nov 20, 2007 10:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2007 1:51 am
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As a Bill Clinton social smoker, I totally agree with JC, Luv4thlifestyle & Stainer (about the money part). When the government bans something, it is taking away liberty. You are supporting a ban of anything you are supporting taking someone else’s liberty. This should be done only very carefully. Because you do not like cigar smoke, some people want to use the raw power of Government to make your personal views on a better life and imposed them on someone else, on that restaurant or bar, on that person who is smoking. Be careful people because someone, somewhere is thinking to take your liberty away right now.
The government has use HEALTH issues to stick there nose into place where they should not be. When AIDS broke out in the 80’s, the government of the LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC City of New York, closed down gay bath houses and lifestyle clubs for HEALTH reasons. Ask Trapeze in Philadelphia and Philadelphia's Department of Licenses & Inspections and their selective enforcement recently. So when do you think Tabu or TPA will be closed down? If it will be, it will be under the banner HEALTH from JC smoking, to uncovered fucking, to STD’s, to there are naked people next to food, to they are serving fried food?
I really chuckle about banning smoking from bars for HEALTH reasons because it’s so hypocritical and ironic. Yes, lets make a healthier bar! A place where they are serving legally an addicted liquid drug to people which over time, just like tobacco, kills you. But Phineas, alcohol affects only the person who is drinking. Okay tell that to MADD or AA. Remember, no fried food at the bar. We should also ban alcohol….wait…has that’s been tried already?
If tobacco is so dangerous to the public HEALTH, then BAN it totally. But what about the addicted smokers, Phineas? I’m sure the mafia or another organize crime entities will do just fine servicing these addicts since they have been serving people vices for nearly a hundred years. But Government will never ban smoking totally, they are addicted to the money those taxes bring in. Do you know that nearly 25% of cigarettes in NYC (one of the highest cigarette taxes in the nation) are bootlegged…..again, La Cosa Nostra, thanks you.
Using race is also a strawman and unsettling argument for me. One can NOT CHOSE their own race, one can do CHOOSE to smoke. You can NOT CHOOSE who you are, but you can CHOOSE your behavior.
Already at some bars and clubs in NYC the smoking ban is becoming just as enforceable as the marijuana ban at a Grateful Dead concert. BTW, have you ever notice people love these smoking bans also like legalizing marijuana….mainly because THEY like marijuana? Selective on their liberties aren’t they?
Just remember people, when you let the busy bodies of the Government loose, they WILL be coming after you one day, especially you immoral lifestyles spreading your STD’s.
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YAKKADOOS
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Posted:Nov 19, 2007 12:44 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 8:38 pm
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Wow, that was fun the Fredericksburg M&G at Yakkadoos. The live band was great addition. First, it was great to meet all those people behind the profiles.
Second, I wish to apologize not being able to hang with each one of you longer and get to know you better. So many people so little time. It took me 30 minutes to get my dates drinks because stop me and said, “Hey you are Phineas.” I sometimes worry that saying is followed by “You of a bitch!” I just hoped that I did come off aloof or stuck up. I very much enjoyed dancing with all those sexy ladies.
Third, I hope we all can do this again soon. It was very fun!
Last but not least, I wish to thank a sexy couple and the two hot and very beautiful ladies that came with me for a great time afterwards.
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Grand jury indicts owner of Staunton porn store
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Posted:Nov 12, 2007 9:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2008 12:37 am
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Grand jury indicts owner of Staunton porn store
By Brad Zinn/staff
STAUNTON – The Staunton grand jury indicted a Manassas man and his company Thursday on 16 felony obscenity charges concerning adult videos that were sold in October at After Hours Video, according to Staunton Prosecutor Raymond C. Robertson.
The six-person grand jury spent Thursday morning viewing parts of 12 videos bought at the Springhill Road video store from Oct. 15 to Oct. 18. It was the second time the grand jury convened within the last month.
"We called them back for this special consideration," Robertson said.
In four multi-count indictments, Rick E. Krial, 40, is charged with eight felony and four misdemeanor counts of selling obscene videos. Krial's company, LSP of Virginia, LLC, was hit with identical charges.
"This is selective prosecution," said Krial, reached by phone Thursday afternoon.
Krial said he canvassed Staunton prior to opening After Hours Video and purchased adult videos at a number of stores. "I did my homework," he said. Since then, he said those same stores have yanked their adult selections in the wake of the controversy surrounding the opening of his store.
"They're running scared because Ray Robertson is handing out felony charges," he said.
Krial, the owner of 12 adult businesses in Virginia and Maryland, said in the past he has caught flak from communities but has never been criminally charged in connection with video sales. He labeled the Staunton indictments as "ludicrous." Asked to elaborate, Krial said, "It is what it is. Everybody's going to have their day in court."
The opening of Krial's Staunton business on Oct. 7 has spawned the Citizens' Task Force Against Pornography and also generated a petition drive supporting After Hours Video. Thursday night, Krial said more than 800 people had signed the petition that's being circulated at the Springhill Road store.
Rick Hudson, a free-speech expert and an attorney with the First Amendment Center in Nashville, said Robertson will have a tough time making the obscenity charges stick.
"They're fairly hard to prove," he said. "It has to be something really out of the ordinary."
The landmark United States Supreme Court case of Miller v. California (1973) established a standard three-part legal definition of obscenity that must be met: Do applied community standards find that the material appeals to the prurient interest; is it patently offensive, sexual conduct defined by state law; and does the work, taken as a whole, lack serious literal, artistic, political or scientific value?
"It's generally difficult to get an obscenity conviction," Hudson said. "But it's not unheard of."
Robertson, who drew a line in the sand in August when he declared he would not "allow dissemination of pornographic material in Staunton," said undercover agents from Virginia State Police, and both the Staunton and Waynesboro police departments took part in the investigation. Other area stores also were targeted, Robertson said, but Krial was the only person charged.
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I am please to announce to seek the Democratic nomination for Lifestyle President
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Posted:Nov 8, 2007 8:37 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 8:38 pm
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Since my esteem colleagues from the Free State of Maryland are seeking the nomination for Lifestyle President, I am please to announce to seek the Democratic nomination for Lifestyle President from the Old Dominion.
You may have know me as a Republican in the past, but lately I have became so disorganized and lacking any spine what so ever I have decided to switch parties to reflect this.
Although he is not running this year, as a Democrat, my main issue is how I hate Bush more that any other Democrat. Nothing is more upsetting to Lifestylers is when you about to play, you discover a large and unrestrained Bush. As President, I will turn back Bush, if not totally remove, at least nicely trimmed. I also will increase funding for landing strips across America and fully fund research in painless wax hair removal which has been cut by Bush.
On that note, I, as president, will have closer ties to Brazil which have been strained by the ill thought foreign policy of Bush, because everyone like a Brazilian.
On immigration, we must have a sensible “Guest Sex Worker Program.” The demand of the jobs that Americans do not want to do, like having sex with your spouse, the need for that sexy Latina maid or the built and hung Pilipino gardener has never been greater. I will make it easier for lonely housewives without pools to sponsor foreign pools boys for employment in the United States.
As you can see, I want to be President of all Americans, Vanilla & Lifestylers. We must bring both these worlds together, in order to do this, the Federal Government must underwrite and make sure every American have at least one of the following items, a hot tub, a motorcycle, or a boat in every household in America. Make tattoos and piercing tax deductible for all Americans. Free condoms for every American over age of 5. How we pay for that, as a Democrat, we should enhance revenue (translation: raise taxes) from the wealthy and winners of life’s lottery (translation: anybody who has a job) to a reasonable level to fund these programs (translation: to 90%, damn you are lucky we are letting you keep 10 .
As a hollow empty shell with no core conviction other than my own personal ambitions, I will make my positions clearer as they are focus group polled in order I can say what you want to hear.
I need your support, please make your send your signed blank checks to Phineas for the Democratic Lifestyle President, especially from Asian immigrant cleaners workers in Los Angeles.
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