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Rent, Dentist, BIlls, Southpark.....what's missing
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Posted:Apr 1, 2009 3:27 pm
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Its the 1st of the month, puntas  If you have , beware. If you have childish friends with good paying jobs...beware even more
Today is the day where pranks are abundant and a good giggle can be had by all; even those with a really scary sense of humor
Enjoy your April Fool's Day, A.Fers
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Neither the First Nor the Last
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Posted:Apr 1, 2009 10:10 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2009 9:40 am
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I'm a bit beffudled, fellow bloggies. I'm sure that most of us have been denied a post once or twice but the way they scrapped mine was unreal.
I had just made a short post congratulating your top man, shaming those who didn't watch him take the reigns and pleading to the trigger happy .
The cyber powers that be decided that my topic was offensive and suggested I update it to be re- reviewed. If you're gonna screw me over and chastise me, I would prefer it in proper English  like the good old days in school. Reading something for the 1st time is perusing (for lack of a more subtle word), reading it again makes it reviewing. Checking it after it has been reviewed does NOT make it re-reviewed.... its just "reviewed"  no matter how many times it has been reviewed
Hope y'all are makin out better than me, Blogville
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a Cure for CURB
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Posted:Mar 27, 2009 7:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2009 9:51 pm
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I read in the paper a few days ago about an innovative concept brought on by our friends in the Community for Uprooting Racism in Bermuda affectionately known as C.U.R.B. They have proposed that to further race relations on the island that the white community be encouraged to apologize to the black community.
I find that offensive on many levels
1. I take offence to condesending natures. Some stranger walking up to me and apologizing for no reason gets me very suspicious
2. Looking back through my week, I think how many assholes I encountered and what color were they... honestly, I don't know many white folks. The only ones I know are comfortable that I'm the designated, equal opportunity bigot in the group
3. Although we discriminate in general about foreigners, black Bermudians are possibly THE most racist fuckers I know. They bitch about whites causing their problems, they bitch about Indians causing their problems, they bitch about Sri Lankins causing their problems, not many Jews on the island but once the community is big enough to be recognized they will get their fair share of hate too. I will only accept their apologetic affirmative action if they get blacks to apologize next
4. I can't remember the last time I was sent to the back of the bus or told I can only lick her ass because the pussy is for white access only. Sorry but white people aint done shit to me lately.
I'm still stuck on the blurred vision that we as a people have to grow more as a community and stop trying to be one's own personal universe. The island really was a lot better off when we all cared about each other instead of money and our own asses. But thats just me
Peace out, Blogville
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What stinks in here?
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Posted:Dec 26, 2008 6:20 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:6 am
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I woke up this morning and reached for you
In the kitchen making breakfast, I expected you to hold me from behind
Our antics in the shower just didn't seem the same today
I go about my day and if I pay attention to each breath, I inhale your perfume and can taste the delicate subtleties my taste buds cannot create a name for
Seeing your smile everywhere I go is not an option because there isn't another I would ever want to carry it
Work is more tedious because it takes almost all day between tasks to compose a text saying how much I miss you
Your replies make me smile and with scant hours left to spare, I am ready to take on the world
I get home before you do and am exhausted but need to hear you before I doze off
Voicemail. Must be spending quality time with the new boyfriend
Maybe if I don't wake up tomorrow and just sleep in I won't have to reminisce as much
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CNN's loss
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Posted:Dec 3, 2008 4:55 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:6 am
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Let me begin by apologizing for the repeated picture and now, with crystal clear quality, here comes 2 more topics which caught my eye recently.
My condolences to Patti Cannady on the loss of her , Anne. She was a gorgeous woman and a pretty good anchor person. I thought it was some tragedy until they started spouting something about DNA evidence and violence. When I heard how sick the crime was, I was hoping it was a sickly, pale stalker or pudgy ex who used to get hand jobs in the tub from his grandma. I thought to myself "please please please!!! do not let this mutha fucka be black" but apparently I should have prayed out loud. What a slap in the face although I really think this was one of those work related crimes of passion because this just seems like a set up. Famous anchor woman on the rise who probably doesn't put out to her co-workers because her fella puts it down quite well and he just up and brutally kills her 1 day... after cumming in her. It was a tragic shame non the less. My regret was that it was completely unforseen and can find nothing to joke about with it
On the other hand...
Why the FUCK would anyone want to SUE Wallmart besides its obvious profitable ties to the drug industry? I'm sure many of y'all heard about that Black Friday sale (another black killer? coincidence?) where troupes of discount happy bastards broke down the door and trampled an employee to get in on the early sales. That isn't the funny part yet  fuck... thats just morbid. The funny parts are coming now So soon after 9/11's anniversary, a state that prided itself on being more aware of its part as a closer community turned mob and said fuck everyone who gets in my way. Even funnier is that the family has a lawyer who thinks it isn't the mob's fault for his death but the store's. "They should have forseen the problems and have put up better precautions to safeguard ..." oooooo fuck me with a rusty, Jesus shaped spoon. I cannot believe the level of bullshit that swelled from this guy and I almost felt postal because this dumbfuck actually makes more than I do. Yeah Walmart shoulda said, "Since someone dies every year in the stampede to our sales, lets reinforce our already strong ass door and put in place safety queues outside of the store with a small mallitia to keep the peace." I swear that must be the same fucker who helped that little chubby boy to sue McDonalds for his ever growing Big Mac induced size. Parents, McDonalds is not gonna put saftey disclaimers on their boxes saying that if your eats more than 2 Big Macs per sitting, that you should curtail their eating habits. Therefore Walmart should not have to put up disclaimers, signs, electric fencing, chicken wire to keep people from acting so fucking disgusting. Next we will hear that the family of a tragic road accident is suing Toyota with our golden boy's assisstance because they don't make their bumpers with air bags or that they don't use softer steel for the chasis.
Its the Apocolypse. Its official. and pillage, my fellow sex fiends because the animals now speak the same language as we do and the only place where is legal is running out of hookers.
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2 Years in the making
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Posted:Nov 26, 2008 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2008 4:09 pm
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Okay if I had waited another few months this would have been one of those anniversary observations. For most people like me who live under certain rocks like Igottajobite, we don't keep up with the "graphic novels" floating around from our past. I must however insist that if you have the time and $ to spare please check out DC's own Superman/Batman #46. It shows 2 sides of Clark that you would never think of having seen before.
In My Silver Kryptonite the re-introduction of silver kryptonite was kinda cool but nothing prepared me for the small peak at the future sovereign and the quick glimpse of millions of average joes even as they are right now. Boys & girls Superman was sooooooo fuckin high, even I couldn't stand for a while
Yeah, ummm....... I think thats about it. Clark was high and eatin a lot of cereal. Buy the book so it can be kept for prosperity's sake; when they remake Superman yet again. Yes, they WILL remake it because originality seems to be fading and the more time they give for an idea to die, the easier it is to sell it to . Do you know that if my swiss cheesed memory hadn't recalled that the Chipmaunks were once 4 ft tall and going to school like regular , my would still think that this was a new concept  I miss Jeanette. Hell, I still remember when Mario was the bad guy tryin to catch Donkey Kong in the cartoon and in the Donkey Kong game, he was the good guy. Not even that made sense because really  a 10 ft gorilla is throwing barrels at you and after climbing that final ladder to get 2 him, he just stops. and Why are we trying to save Pauline anyway...what are we rescuing her from? She was kidnapped by a healthy, very large primate and her cries for help didn't seem very enthusiastic. Not to sound negative but I seen Gorillas in the Mist Donkey Kong probably already staked his claim numerous times. Fuck, how did I get this far off topic? Right  remakes
C'mon Generation Xers reminisce with me and feed the fuel for a rant on remakes
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" We don't just filter the News, we filter it with Menthol"
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Posted:Nov 19, 2008 7:36 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 4:6 am
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Okay okay Was a huge fan back since "In Living Color". All the guest cameos and hosting jobs didn't impress me much but David Allen Grier has arrived in his new show "Chocolate News."
And you know what, he's right. All through the election Barack has been flossin 3 piece suits and respectable kicks. So why is it the day after the election he wants to throw on some Nikes and a track suit? Don't slip up now, Barack. There have been plenty of 1/2 black presidents but hardly any with some strong common sense and a hot wife (besides JFK). If you have to go to Mickie Ds to get your breakfast, slip on some Brooks Brothers and some loafers; we don't wanna catch you in thug wear outside the White House again--- not at least for a while. Dang
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My lil Sushi
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Posted:Nov 14, 2008 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 7:44 am
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Aint she pretty? Mine is more purple and likes to be touched (yes, I'm twisted enough to have a twisted fish that likes being petted) but all the same she is pretty
The main reason I got her is because I wanted a tank with only purple fish. In case you are new and have seen the word 'purple' too many times for your liking, yes, I love purple
No, pervy people, I won't participate in any lewd acts coz you paint your privates purple. Bear in mind that I like to see people suffer..soooo... I just might agree  ditch you and have a good laugh knowing that your tallywhacker is stained purple for a good few weeks coz that DL need of yours was actin up.
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Al Queda no more
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Posted:Nov 8, 2008 3:58 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2009 5:45 am
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I had all intentions to set fire to the White House lawn for the past few months. I didn't think that the democratic process was really still in effect. For all the platforms Barack stood for and the dude has good diction (plus he doesn't blatantly avoid questions), I knew he was the better choice for president since he was running against HIllary Clinton. She was my original choice for hopeful until duirng the debates I saw her give him that look like, "I never let it speak in my dream. Unreal"
The arson threat came from the McCain onset. Barack had smade so much headway, for him to re-establish himself so late in the game, the possibility of losing would have been a spit in the face of democracy. The only way to cleanse that spit would have been purifying fire  well, a damp cloth and sanitizer works too but like fuck if I'm gonna hit a medical warehouse to get enough to sanitize the WHOLE White House lawn. Thats just retarded
Congratulations on your new president elect and please grow up now. Of course you voted for change that is the point of an election; it is not a brand new concept  You don't have to complain because he's not black/ not white He's both and therefore, his actions are the product of him... not color. Make the best of your leader
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and then the rest of the day picturing her molesting me while still on auto-molest mode. Needless to say I was a bit exhausted and then had to sleep for about a day ^
its safe to say I have a new girlfriend
she even has her very own ringtone: if that aint love then I don't know what love is
damn
and the high school musical part was frickin funny. Although she looks the part, never figured Kim Kardashian for much of a cheerleader. "The anti-social, maladjusted oral perv had fun?" you may ask. "Fuck you," is a good response to that 
