How many ways to say "having sex" without actually saying "having sex".
|
Posted:Feb 14, 2009 11:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2009 11:04 am
2177 Views
|
Just sittin here wondering the different way I've heard, and I've made up on having sex. Some original and creative, and just some lame, but you get the point....The first two I give credit to "Akinyele", there from his memorable single I just added sumthing to them
Put It in Your Mouth let talk about it
I'm a cheap date, you can Fuck Me For Free
smashing
lets get it on<--shouts out Marvin Gaye
get up on this
bump'n uglies
open your lovely gates so I can get to heaven!!
beating it down
Freakin'you
tappin that ass
breakin something off in you
doing the wild thing
bust a nut
getting your grove on
Hunchin' (my favorite)
Do my dance
Am I gettin' some pu--y tonight? <---right to the point the way I like it
Knockin boots
come ova and hit dis
Bumping uglies
hiding the salami
reuniting Mr. and Mrs. happy
making the trouser trout throw up
body slamming
entering the cave of happiness
sweat's lesson
giving her her medicine
going back home
the screaming game
force feeding Mrs. lovely
get ur freak on
The horizontal hustle
beatin knees
poppin the cork
bumpin the trunk (for those who like it doggy style)
Takin a STIFF problem and working FEAVERISHLY until you reach a mutually agreable SOLUTION<---for the intellectuals in the house
Splunking
doing the nasty
bump and grind<---old School
making you sweat
horizontal mambo
making beautiful music
playing house
playing doctor
giving up the nappy dugout<--need a shave
hittin skins
lay the wood
lay pipe
walkin the dog<--this one always confuse woman
knockin boots
gettin a lil stank stank
copulation
intercourse
gettin the booty
hit it
knock it out
lay down with
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Friend With Benefit(FWB)/Submissive Application
|
Posted:Jan 18, 2009 11:26 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2009 11:29 am
2107 Views
|
If you would like to keep this private you my email this to me, or if you would like to make it public post it on my blog
Full/Nick name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Measurements and cup size:
Hair/eye color:
Ethnicity:
Bi / Straight:
Have you ever been a (FW /Sub? How long?
How long have you known you were sub?
What made you realize you were interested in the lifestyle and what was your first experience?
Do you have a Master?
What have you been made to do?
Why would u make a good (FW/Sub? Why should I take you in?
Describe your fetishes, favorite roles, the type of sub you are, etc.
Any special talents (in or out of bedroom)?
What about being a (FW/Sub turns you on?
Which do you prefer - One-on-One; 3-some; couples; group?
List 3 positions you like:
Oral/Anal?
While having sex, what do you do (list all):
How should you be treated & punished? Humiliation? Bondage? Other?
How much of each of these are you willing to endure? Do you have any limits?
What dreams/fantasies do you wish to realize under My ownership of you?
How obedient & loyal are you willing to be?
Do you have a camera? Are willing to take pics with it to prove you did what I ordered?
Do you have a webcam?
What sex toys/clothing do you own?
Will you let me dress you as I see fit?
Will you purchase needed items for our sessions?
What else should I know about you?
Instant message program screen name (AOL, Hotmail, Yahoo)?
I want you to make up a name that will tell the world that you are now mine... I will allow you to come up with the name at first and if I don't like it I will change it.
What name are you going to put as your new display name?
Eventually I will be asking you to give me your email address and Myspace password so I may keep an eye on your profile and make changes that deal with pictures that I want shown and captions and such.
Are you willing to do this in the future?
And finally, compliment Me.
If you would like to keep this private you my email this to me, or if you would like to make it public post it on my blog
|
|
|
0
Comments
, 1 Pending
|
|
Miss Pretty Pussy
|
Posted:Dec 29, 2008 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2008 1:54 pm
2089 Views
|
I added this song to my iPod awhile ago, it under my "Sex" play list. I wasn't really a fan of this artist,Plies, work till I heard,#1 Fan, and I became a Keisha Cole fan as well too. Anyway sum of the thing he say in thee beginning is how I use to look at "new pussy", way back in the days. And still how I size it up, when it's at eye level. If you havent heard this joint, check it out!!!!
Miss Pretty Pussy
She got a pretty little pussy
And she can get it hot and gushy
Ms. pretty xxxxx (pretty pussy)
She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy)
Ms. pretty xxxxx (pretty pussy)
I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh ( X2 )
You got the pretty set of xxxxx lips I've never seen
If I want to eat you, I can eat you cause your xxxxx clean
I thought it was all hair, that xxxxx sat up in those jeans
But now I got you naked I can see how that xxxxx hang
I better snap out this shit, or I'ma do the wrong thang
I wanna xxxx you raw that xxxxx like is everything
Now all I wanna know, that xxxxx get real wet
You got a soaker I got to run my tongue cross your chest
Or I can rub on your xxxx and just play with ya neck
And let me slide my finger in that xxxxx just to check
Ain't bout who spendin the most money, its bout who xxxx the best
I'm a high xxxxx who a freak baby when it comes to sex
Ms. pretty xxxxx ( pretty pussy)
She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy)
Ms. pretty xxxxx (pretty pussy)
I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh ( X2 )
Nice pink, xxxxx same color as cotton candy
That xxxxx smell like water, ain't no smell in it
A clean muhfuka she run to the shower when we finish
Little mama got a snapper, xxxxx be bite'n while I'm in it
A tight pussy, seems like she ain't been fucked in a minute
I like to look at it while we xxxxxx I can see those lips grippin
Seems like that xxxxx get wetter, when them toes to the celing
And while she steady moanin, xxxx I'm steady diggin
And xxxx her ever long, I can see that xxxxx from that position
that xxxxx so good I wish I was able to take this xxxxx with me
Just let me lay my head on this xxxxx for a minute
You got the pretty little best I'd done got period
Ms. pretty xxxxx (pretty pussy)
She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy)
Ms. pretty xxxxx (pretty pussy)
I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh ( X2 )
Cuz, you ever had a xxxxx dawg
When she that xxxx it off dawg, and get naked cuz
Pussy just flawless dawg
Talk bout xxxxx just sit up like a mango dawg
Pussy get supa wet dawg
Pretty lips on the xxxxx nigga done ever seen cuz
I'm fucked up homie, I seen this here cuz
This over here just fuckes me up dawg, for real dawg
I had to write this one man
Ms. pretty pussy, I'll xxxx with ya dawg
Dade County! xxxx wit cha boi Mightus!
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Taken
|
Posted:Dec 27, 2008 3:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2008 1:11 pm
2071 Views
|
A fantasy I've fulfilled of mine is "Taken". I call it "taken" because I forcefully take a woman sexually, better yet role play , or forced myself on her. Now I've done this a few time, and I have not had a mishap yet. For example, a woman mistaking the situation, as the real deal, and calling the cops on me. Never!
Usually I like to do this after we already had sex a few time, or better yet, after a long night of passionate sex. Lets say, it in the morning, crack of dawn, and the sunlight is beaming in through the window. I get up, from bed, go to the bathroom, and drain the snake. Regardless if I wake her up, or not, I adjust my return to bed, accordingly. If she is woke, than I take her from behind. I prefer her sleep, or at least with her eyes closes. I casually walk back toward the bed, silently and smoothly. Once I am within pouncing distance, I leap onto the bed, like a predatoron prey. Reaching for her throat, careful not applying too much pressure, just enough, remember not an incident to this day. I get close to her ear, and I know she woke now. And I start calling a "nasty girl", nothing harsh to push the envelope, dirty words like "cock tease". Telling her she teasing me with all that ass and wet pussy. Than I tell her to "stop fuck moving", struggling, just shutting her down, physically. By this point, I have control, if she plays, her role she is to just submit. Some play fight till you show her who is in charge. I sometime add a little pressure around the neck, or I poke my rock hard dick in her abdomen, or just above her pussy, hitting her clit. As if I was trying to stick it in, but missed, causing her to twitch, because of that anticipate feeling she waiting for, but I miss stroked. My dick is hard, as a rock, cause this really turns me the fuck on. I'm in her ear licking and sucking on her earlobe, and I say, "Grab my dick bitch".
"Stroke it, you feel that".
"Shake your head up and down for yes". She complies. I tighten my grasp on her neck, and move in closer, to her ear.
"I’m going to you like an animal."
Now I know this may seem crazy, or outrageous, but this turns a lot of woman on. By this time , her pussy should be well lube up, in fact soaking wet. She can't wait for that "animal fuck"! But remember I went to the bathroom earlier, so after I piss, I lube up, just in case, I take the ultimate dominate fuck hole, anal. I take complete dominances in this situation. Few, no compromises. When I ram my dick in that hole, either anal or vaginal, it's a rush. I try to hit the bottom of that hole, with every forward thrust I make, pull out halfway, than sent it straight back. especially vaginally. (I'm turning myself on thinking about it.) I'm angling my attacks on the pussy, with every stroke, up and down, left and right, and twisting and shaking. Taking long strokes, short strokes, probing near and far. Either I have one or both legs under control, I prefer controlling just one, so I can keep my other on her throat. And just thrust and grind that pussy till climax, if needed.
Now if I take her anally, I put her doggy style position, but her ass up, face down on the bed. Than I grab her arms and bring them up behind her, arching her back for deeper penetration, and holding her by wrist. I pull her body in close, grinding my pelvic to butt hole. So she bouncing off my forward thrust, but Im pulling her back, and my dick is going balls deep in her butt.
I try to keep these sessions short, no marathon sex; I think it defeat the purpose. I would say, no longer than 15-minute tops, that the range I keep it at. In my opinion, if a woman was being "", which is a very violent sexual act. You think that guy wants to show her how long he can go.
Back to the task at hand, just when I'm, at that moment, bust my nut, I pull dick out of her hole so fast, it like a vacuum in, especially in her pussy, so her walls collapse. And she gasps and her body arches, from the pressure lose. I hold the base of my dick, stroking it lightly, so not to loose the sensation. As she gasping, I grab the back of her head, twisting a fist full of her hair; I shove my dick, as far she will take it, in her mouth, giving her a taste of her juice, now mixed with my own. If she deep throat, it's that much better. Feeling her gag factor, when I bust my nut, at the back of her throat, words cant descript it. Pulling out and putting it in her mouth is electrifying, my whole body is a quivering. It takes every ounce of me to stay in control. And if she a good deep throatier she won't throw up, I heard of some situation. After she done sucking it down to the last drop, I pull it back and whip her in the forehead, or the face, mushroom stamp. Get up, out of bed and go back to the bathroom.
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Hmmmm Tell Me What You Like
|
Posted:Dec 12, 2008 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2011 5:57 am
2099 Views
|
What's you favorite sexual position? Doggy Style with the leg lift/69
What fantasy would you most like to see come true? A Woman giving me a hand job, while we're riding on my motorcycle.
Who do you most often fantasize about? Women who like NSA, FWB relationships
How often do you masturbate? when necessary
What do you think about or do when you masturbate? see answers 3
Where was the most exciting place you have had sex? Subway station at 149th and 3rd Ave
Where have you not had sex yet but would like to? On my motorcycle, while riding it.
How often do you have sex? 1-2 times a week
How often would you like to? 3-4 times a week
Do you enjoy using toys during sex? Yes
Do you have a favorite toy for sex play? Yes
If you had 24 hours together, with someone from this site, what would we do? As many of these answers as possible.
I look forward to hearing your answers
|
|
|
1
comment
|
|
To link to this blog (Blackbishop72) use [blog Blackbishop72] in your messages.
|
|
|
| Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
141
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
|
