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In Honor of....lmao
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In Honor of....lmao In Honor of Stupid People . . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (..and you thought????...) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Boot's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (...I'm taking this because???....) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) ------------------------------------------------------- On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a 's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ---------------------------------------------------------------- On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...  |
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?) No, no...I think it's "Step 3: Sit in chair, wiping the heavy sodium aftertaste from your lips and feeling queasy for two hours." Heh heh...airline food. 
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