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Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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1/17/2020 8:16 pm
Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!



Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!


1 Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.

2 Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

3 You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.



4 I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

5 Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

6 If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.




7 I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8 Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

9 If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.


Best Pick-Up Lines For Funny Friday!

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Apollorising58 63M

1/20/2020 12:29 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Some great pick up lines my friend, I do hope your Friday was a good one. And I hope you have an even better weekend..
I as so happy the Niners won!
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Apollorising58 63M

1/20/2020 12:28 pm
    Quoting  :
Silly, cheesy butt fun!
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1/20/2020 12:26 pm
    Quoting seeusseeu:
    wanna grab an pizza and fuck.... what you dont like pizza ?
That is a great pick-up line!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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1/18/2020 11:31 am

 Some great pick up lines my friend, I do hope your Friday was a good one. And I hope you have an even better weekend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


seeusseeu 43M/42F
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1/17/2020 9:52 pm

 wanna grab an pizza and fuck.... what you dont like pizza ?


Apollorising58 63M

1/17/2020 9:38 pm

 I have been with the same woman for 14 years so I don't have to use pick-up lines!
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1/17/2020 8:39 pm

 What do you like about pick-up lines or not?
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