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Take a break, have a giggle!  

bitchkitty2017 71F
2245 posts
5/1/2019 7:17 am
Take a break, have a giggle!

A bus full of nuns drives off of a cliff and dies. They all go to heaven and are greeted by St Peter at the Pearly gates of Heaven.St Peter says , " now before I let you in I must ask each and every one of you a question. Please form a line so it will go faster."
All of the nuns get into a line and St Peter asks the first nun," Sister Kate have you ever touched a penis?"
Sister Kate blushed and says , " yes I have but it was only with the tip of my pinky finger." St Peter says ," dip your pinky finger in the holy water and pass through the gates, welcome."
St Peter looks to the second nun and asks ," Sister Roberta , have you ever touched a penis?"
Sister Roberta blushes and says , " yes I have and I held it in my hands."
St Peter says , " then wash your hands in the holy water and pass through the gates, welcome."
Just as he was about to question the next nun there was a noise and a nun came rushing up to the front of the line , pushing in front of the rest. St Peter says , " Sister Mary there is no need to be rude and in a hurry what is the matter ? "
Sister Mary replies," I am going to have to gargle the holy water before Sister Susan sticks her ass in it."
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Guy walks in to a bar sits down and asks the bartender ," how much for a beer ?"
Bartender replies," one dollar."
Customer amazed orders a beer , then he asks the bartender if the restaurant attached to the bar is open. .Bartender says yes the owner of the bar also owns the restaurant..
Customer asks," how much for a NY sirloin with mashed potatoes , vegs and salad , topped of with a whole cheesecake?"
Bartender replies," five dollars sir."
Astounded the guy thinks to himself its kind of too good to be true but what the hell, " he says to the bartender, " will you order me up please , " bartender says " sure buddy no problem."
After the customer has eaten his fill he sits back and says , " this is an amazing place I would really like to meet the owner."
Bartender says ," well the owner of the place is upstairs in the office with my wife."
Customer asks ," Whats he doing upstairs in the office with your wife?"
Bartender replies, " doing the same thing as I am doing to his business down here."

bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 7:18 am

 Take a break , have a kitkat ! lol


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 7:53 am
    Quoting  :
oh hello! haven't did a giggle for a long time so I figured I might as well do some the next day or so I cant get pics to stay up on the blog, as soon as I post they disappear..lol thanks


NUDEMAN693 69M
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5/1/2019 7:56 am

 VERY GOOD!!!


fury5757 45M
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5/1/2019 8:30 am

 good ones, thanks for the giggles. cheers!


ltrskr 76M
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5/1/2019 8:41 am

 Thanks for the giggles!


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 8:48 am

 you are welcome I haven't did them in awhile too much serious stuff ..thanx


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 8:49 am
    Quoting fury5757:
    good ones, thanks for the giggles. cheers!
you are welcome and hope your day is super great !


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 8:49 am
    Quoting ltrskr:
    Thanks for the giggles!
welcome and hope that your day is as you want it to be..thanx


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/1/2019 9:12 am

 This is always a great joke.. thanks for sharing it with us..I hope you have a great hump day hun..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


whoisagentj 54M
6060 posts
5/1/2019 9:49 am

 Did you hear the one about the 3 legged dog that walked into a bar and said "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw?"
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bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 11:07 am
    Quoting whoisagentj:
    Did you hear the one about the 3 legged dog that walked into a bar and said "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw?"
yeah I did and I hear a lot of jokes about a one legged human as well..some are funny some are not...these are classic..I tried to make jokes about disabled ppl to get myself on an upbeats day when i was a bit depressed but someone didn't like them and they got deleted...I thought they were funny..guess its ok to make jokes about nuns but not about disabilities....personally I only ever talked to two disabled ppl on here ..thanx.


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 11:08 am
    Quoting  :
they are always good for a laugh no matter how many times they are told hope ppl enjoy as you did thanx


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 11:09 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This is always a great joke.. thanks for sharing it with us..I hope you have a great hump day hun..
thanks and I was out today its a beautiful day here ...you are welcome sweet lady have a great day as well..


Looknfind18 71M  
4379 posts
5/1/2019 4:58 pm

 LMAO, good stuff. thanks for the laugh.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/1/2019 5:48 pm

 The first one is always funny but the second one- geez I need a shot of something I am laughing so hard. I truly needed this tonight
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bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 5:54 pm
    Quoting Looknfind18:
    LMAO, good stuff. thanks for the laugh.
you are welcome glad you liked them..thanx


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/1/2019 5:56 pm
    Quoting pocogato12:
    The first one is always funny but the second one- geez I need a shot of something I am laughing so hard. I truly needed this tonight
as a former bartender I can recommend a nice smooth whisky or maybe a concoction of something a bit delicate or not...Long Island Iced Tea or two will do lol


scoupe42 60M
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5/2/2019 6:40 pm

 Thanks for sharing! How you been?


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