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Thank God it's Fucking Friday
Thank God it's Fucking Friday You know it's been a hell of a week when you get dive-bombed by a bird on the way to your car. Holy shit! If I didn't know any better, I'd say part of his beak is still embedded in my scalp! Let's add that one to the list of things NOT to do.... I'll admit, the ole self-esteem took a giant hit. What on earth could have been the motive for that??? Does my hair like a fucking bird nest? Why would a bird nest be moving across the parking lot if it were?? Do I now have an irrational fear of birds??? time will tell.... For now, I'll just be thankful it's Friday! |
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I enjoy different things and tat sound sweet and dark I go to a local bar in NJ that brew their own beer. I was enjoy an Amber Ale one after another I phoned home and said Avenal Amber Ale the wife said what I repeated it and said that is the name of our next dog and it was. she was the best golden reteiver any one could very ask for RIP Amber they still brew the beer but have renamed it for a person the past away.
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I'm guessing that a certain Hitchcock movie isn't one you'll be watching any time soon
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I'm guessing that a certain Hitchcock movie isn't one you'll be watching any time soon
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There are quite a few birds around here. There is a breezeway between the garage and door of my house and a bird has a nest there. The bird is quite vigilant but not aggressive. There are also two morning doves that like to plop on the ground around the yard. And of course a pair of cardinals. It was misguided of course but I think the bird was just expressing his love for you... You know everyone loves you.
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You got the beak, I got the dead bird... And he was a smartass about it ! but then so was I . . . Hawk perched on the roof edge over the office door - holding prey in his talon I looked up and said (yes in a midwest tone lol ) 'don't shit on my landing' . . . Took a couple of steps towards the door and that jackass dropped his prey on my head ! I shit you not
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yes its mating season for many birds he wanted a little head lolololol just when you thought the week end on a high note with your neighbors leaving bird troubles. i agree a few beers and relax. enjoy your piece and quite.
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lol, ok recently I saw an edited version of The Birds... but the birds had been edited out and the people just looked like they were completely spastic.... I laughed WAY more than I should have!! I'm betting there was a nest nearby for you tho. Our local library used to have a barn swallow nest near the door and for a few weeks every summer all the patrons would have to run the diving bird gauntlet!
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Sounds like a blue jay,, they're aggressive and mean, especially if they feel you might b threateing their nest.
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Happy Friday...
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There are quite a few birds around here. There is a breezeway between the garage and door of my house and a bird has a nest there. The bird is quite vigilant but not aggressive. There are also two morning doves that like to plop on the ground around the yard. And of course a pair of cardinals. It was misguided of course but I think the bird was just expressing his love for you... You know everyone loves you. *. *. *
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You got the beak, I got the dead bird... And he was a smartass about it ! but then so was I . . . Hawk perched on the roof edge over the office door - holding prey in his talon I looked up and said (yes in a midwest tone lol ) 'don't shit on my landing' . . . Took a couple of steps towards the door and that jackass dropped his prey on my head ! I shit you not
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yes its mating season for many birds he wanted a little head lolololol just when you thought the week end on a high note with your neighbors leaving bird troubles. i agree a few beers and relax. enjoy your piece and quite.
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Sounds like my week, thank God it's over!!
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lol, ok recently I saw an edited version of The Birds... but the birds had been edited out and the people just looked like they were completely spastic.... I laughed WAY more than I should have!! I'm betting there was a nest nearby for you tho. Our local library used to have a barn swallow nest near the door and for a few weeks every summer all the patrons would have to run the diving bird gauntlet!
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Sounds like a blue jay,, they're aggressive and mean, especially if they feel you might b threateing their nest.
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5/7/2021 4:07 pm |
Happy Friday...
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5/7/2021 3:50 pm |
Sounds like my week, thank God it's over!!
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Yikes! Sounds like a Hitchcock movie. Geez, I hope your weekend goes better.
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Yikes! Sounds like a Hitchcock movie. Geez, I hope your weekend goes better.
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You know it's been a hell of a week when you get dive-bombed by a bird on the way to your car. Holy shit! If I didn't know any better, I'd say part of his beak is still embedded in my scalp! Let's add that one to the list of things NOT to do.... I'll admit, the ole self-esteem took a giant hit. What on earth could have been the motive for that??? Does my hair look like a fucking bird nest? And, why would a bird nest be moving across the parking lot if it were?? Do I now have an irrational fear of birds??? Only time will tell.... For now, I'll just be thankful it's Friday!
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