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So anyway, I'm sitting there right, staring at this chick's ass while she walks over to the bar. She leaned over the rail just a little too, to make it all the more glorious. Well I must have set her jeans on fire with my gaze, cuz all of a sudden she turns around and looks straight at me. "Oh shit!" I'm thinking, "look away, look away!" Nope. Way too late for that, so it was time for Plan B. What's Plan B you might ask? well it's something I learned from my cat. Chicks dig cats, so this works surprisingly well. Plan B is the I-meant-to-do-that look. So I gathered up every ounce of courage I had, and then borrowed some more against my Visa just in case, and went for the "confidence" gig. I looked her right in the face for what felt like forever, maybe a second or two. She had a very pleasant face too mind you. I'm telling ya this girl was flawless. I let my eyes wander across those gorgeous tits for just a FRACTION of a second, and then back to her eyes. There's such a minutely fine line between "bedroom eyes" and gawking. Then I gave her a bit of a smirk. Not exactly a laughing-at-you smirk, more like a half-faced-smile kinda smirk. Or at least I hoped that's what my face was doing. My jaw could have been lying on the floor and gone numb for all I knew. But I thought full smiling might seem a tad too "desperate" so I hit the brakes half way. And then I broke the visual contact and turned away. No fucken clue what I even did look at, my brain had freeze-framed her image on the high probability I'm gonna blow this, I wanted a recording. Well whatever it was I did musta actually worked! Barkeep hands her a beer, Coors Lite ugh...so what, so she's *almost* flawless. We can work on that part. Anyway, she takes the beer in hand and leans back from the bar. Turned around and walked right at me. This girl was so hot coming or going, it didn't matter. I tried to pretend to not notice, but how could I not. And that's when the panics hit me..."Now what??!??"
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