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Friday Night
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Friday Night After the Thursday disappointment, I was bent on having some fun this weekend, my partner in crime called and wanted to hang out and I said YES! Okay, maybe not my partner in crime per say, he is very happily married, but still find time to hang out with me.. nothing sexual, he drove to my house and I fed him dinner (VERY TYPICAL OF ME) and we decided to hit a karaoke bar for some good Aussie fun As usual the karaoke bar was filled with people displaying all form of madness and various illnesses, half drunk peeps singing at the top of their lungs and I must not forget the lady dressed like she was just returning from one of the scenes in Game of Thrones, it was a fun night, however no potential for me.. I know this town too well. I picked up my phone and sent a text to this guy we will call Max  .. I met Max on one of my solo weekend trips to the clubs, he was really nice, cute and VERY POLITE , he was younger than me.. now, anyone that has read my profile know that I DO NOT 'DO' younger men, I can't be bothered with giving directions on how to please me, there will be a time that I may need the service of a younger man in my cougar days, but right now J can't be bothered with providing anyone with a manual. So, we exchanged numbers and often send text messages, however since we first met, the timing had been off for both of us with regards to having dinner (YEAH RIGHT), a woman knows if she want or willing to shag a man within 5 minute of talking to him Me: Hey Max, how have you been, am out and about tonight, what are you up to? Max: Hey J, how have you been, am out with a buddy of mine at xxx, will be nice to meet you at some point, where are you? Me: I am at xxx with a friend, just got there Max: Okay, how is it? here is not that fun tonight Me: Well, here is banging, lots of girls here too (WHAT GIRLS? AS FAR AS I WAS CONCERNED I WAS THE ONLY GIRL THERE )Max: Okay, will come by and say hello While waiting for Max, my PIC and I were gossiping and observing our surroundings with, looking at new friendship formation to the creepy guy standing in the middle of the floor with beer in hand, I knew something was up with him, he proved me right when he was trying to 'hook up' with an obvious mentally unstable girl that had come with her equally mentally unstable partner (NO DISRESPECT), how did I know she was unstable? for one, she was displaying her teeth the whole night, and looking at me! not kidding... Any way Max arrived, I told him where I was and he came by to say hello, I introduced him to my PIC, he left and came back with his friend and introduced him, we went out for some ciggs and my PIC had to leave.. moment later Max, his friend and I left to another place. The music was fantastic and for once, it was consistent to shout out to the DJ at K Lounge haha.. now Max was consistently asking to buy me drinks, I agreed once at the karaoke Max: Let me buy you a drink Me: Okay (went to the bar) Max: What do you want? Me: Jack and coke Max: Really? a girl like you? Jack? not red wine maybe? Me: ermmm... girls like me drink neat Jack Max: haha.. okay So offering to buy me drinks again was cute but I declined on 3 occasions, now what Max is oblivious to is the fact that if I wanted to shag a man, you don't need to get me drunk, probably not a good idea to try to get me drunk either, because I am a self conscious and defensive drunk (BE WARNED) The place was packed last night, young people misbehaving under the influence of alcohol, I managed to find myself at the front of the dance floor, literally kissing the DJ and body grinding on me, sweat mixed with alcohol was the fragrance in the air yuck! (AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT). So when Max offered to buy me a drink the 4th time, I agreed and he ran off to get me one. He found me still squashed at the front dancing, he gave me the drink, then asked me Max: When do I get to kiss you? Me: Depends on how I feel after this drink Max: Okay And I immediately gave him a quick peck on his lips and kept dancing, oh I forgot, he asked me when he was away getting the drinks via text if I wanted to go to his place later (YEAH RIGHT AND LEAVE THE COMFORT OF MY BED AND HAVE TO DO THE WALK OF SHAME THE NEXT MORNING? NOT LIKELY) So he asked me again while dancing, I said my place.. moment later we left and took a cab home. I warned him previously that I don't drink coke at home and I drink my liquor neat, I think he had a 'deaf' moment, I poured him a glass of Canadian Club on the rocks and did the same, we went out to smoke, he didn't like his drink very much he needed something to dilute and I teased him endlessly about not being able to drink like a man. I left to dash into the shower, need to get rid of the K Lounge musk following me about and also take care of some intimate issues (MY PRINCESSES KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I AM ON ABOUT *WINK*) got out and saw him cosy on the couch Max: I am sorry I have been a lousy companion, I am just very tired, I got back from work, showered and went to meet my friend Me: Nah.. don't worry about it, you are fine, maybe a shower will help Max: Are you suggesting that I stink (he smiled) Me: No you don't Max: J, I can go home if you like (YEAH RIGHT!!! WHO IS HE KIDDING) Me: At past 2 in the morning? not likely, come to bed I went to switch off all the lights and got back into the bedroom, I noticed he took off his jeans already and now under the sheets (GOOD BOY). I got next to him and I honestly can't remember what we talked about the next few minutes. Then we kissed, so he is not exactly the best kisser but it wasn't sloppy at all! maybe a 65% kisser However, what he lacked in kissing skills, he made up for in length and thickness... WHATTTTTTT!!! BOY WAS PACKED TO THE BRIM, and when I dug into his boxers to free the dragon, I was a happy girl and I was for a very long time last night and this morning too PIC called to ask how it went this afternoon.. I grinned... 'It was a good one' I said |
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Sounds like it was a good night! "Max" was certainly a winner that night
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Good to see you got back on the horse so to speak after the tradie ... well; sounds like max is hung like one anyway 
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