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Testimonials... Without Having Actually Hooked Up?  

lionthatroared 53M
232 posts
6/18/2013 7:07 pm

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8/25/2013 6:42 am
Testimonials... Without Having Actually Hooked Up?
Okay, explain something to me here: why the hell are some people writing testimonials about women with whom they've never even met?

Seriously, this has got to be one of the most monumentally stupid things I've seen on this website. I peruse the female profiles often, seeing to whom I might send a message, and I see testimonials that outright admit they've never actually seen this woman, yet they're talking her up like she's the best fuck since Jenna Jameson. I see shit like:

"Wow, this woman is the greatest thing since sliced bread! I can't wait to meet her! Return my message soon, baby, so we can get started!"

... or ...

"Man, this chick can suck a dick better than anyone ever! I wish I lived close enough to get with her!"

... or ...

"What a sexy babe! I would love to meet her! Her pics are so hot!"

...

...

...

..... seriously? How are these testimonials?

What is it that these guys think they're accomplishing here? Last I checked, testimonials are about giving your opinion on your personal experience with a particular individual. If you've never even met them, or for that matter they won't even return your message, exactly what experience are you giving a testimony of? Your jack-off session while looking at her pics or videos? A web-chat? Sexting? What the hell are they testifying to?

I suppose it's a way to get yourself noticed out of the packs of wild dogs barking madly at the woman's profile, hoping she picks you out of the throng. But honestly, if a woman were to give a testimonial about me, and I didn't know squat about her, I'd probably delete it. At the very least, I'd blog about it, point at the pathetic individual who can't seem to grasp the concept of Testimonial Vs. Email Message, and laugh derisively at them. Unless it's FlirtyOne61, because I secretly heart her and wish I could spend an hour just touching her hair... but I digress...

Then again, if a woman were to do that to my profile, I'd actually be really concerned about Crazy-Bitch-Syndrome. And if I'd be concerned about CBS on the male side, I can only imagine how the female side would look at CBS (Crazy-Bastard-Syndrome).

I would also think that, as the recipient of this unwarranted testimonial, I would delete it instead of keeping it... which brings up the question: why did the lady keep it up? Does she find it flattering? Is she hoping the testimonial will lend her credibility? I will admit that I'm very glad M1ssy gave me a testimonial of our time together, as it lends me credibility, but hers is a genuine experience (many, in fact, so she knows what she's talking about). What kind of credibility does a bogus testimonial give, especially one that obviously shows the guy has never met the woman before?

Am I missing something here? Does this actually WORK on you ladies... does it secretly flatter you or something? Or do you agree with me in thinking that this looks seriously desperate and is very tacky? As usual, your comments are welcome.

Or maybe I should say... TESTIFY, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

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Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle,

The Lion.

READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared

I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks!

And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point!
buxombbw4u 56F
16144 posts
6/19/2013 4:07 am

 I dislike testimonials, period. I prefer not to read a review of some guy's prowess in bed. I have to assume that at this point we all know how to fuck, but I don't want to know the details of who you have fucked.

I wonder often why people leave testimonials when they haven't met the person. I've had people leave them for me, but I've never approved them. I am guessing that women approve them because men tend to want women who other men want. That's a pretty broad generalization, I know. The only other thing I can think is that the women approve them because they don't want to hurt the guy's feelings.
2022... it HAS be better, right?!


lionthatroared replies on 6/19/2013 6:06 am:
I hadn't thought of the "hurt feelings" angle... probably true for some women. I've never really thought of having testimonials as "look at all the people I've fucked", Buxie... I always just thought of them as "Okay, this person isn't a fake profile and this is the kind of person they are." Honestly, there are a lot of fake profiles here, not to mention jerks who slap their lovers around and treat them like crap, so I see a positive testimonial as a way of verifying that they're real and they aren't assholes.

sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/1/2013 10:19 pm

 I get lots of testimonials from all over the world and I will never meet them. Some just like to leave some nice stuff about your online encounter I am guessing. I have just recently gone through most of them over and hide the older ones. I have kept a few of the newer ones. Some are keepers of testimonials some are not! hugs V
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