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How To Seduce THIS Particular Woman!
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How To Seduce THIS Particular Woman! Hi there! If you've been sent to this blog post from a link on a woman's profile, it's because she wants you to know a few things on how she expects you to treat her. So if you intend to try and get into this woman's pants, you'd better pay attention and read what I'm writing here, because I'm about to tell you: How To Seduce THIS Particular Woman! Rule #1: This Will Not Be Easy. I realize that there are lots of advertisements out there that talk about how every woman on AdultFriendFinder is a horny slut just waiting to fuck every man she can. This is not true. This woman is certainly here to have sex, but you are going to have to earn your way into her bed. She's not just sitting around in her house waiting for you to email her so you can come fuck her... she has a life, she has work, she may even have a family to look after. You may not be her type, and yes... she DOES have standards. This means you will need to treat her with respect, politeness, and make a genuine attempt to get to know her a little. Think of it like you're on a date, and you're hoping to get in your date's pants... you're going to have to put in some effort to seduce her. By that, I mean charming her pants off, not making some lame "wanna fuck?" kind of offer. She's not just going to fuck any old guy, so bring your A-game. She also gets about 50 emails a day that she sorts through, trying to find a decent guy... if you want to be that guy, you're going to need to start off by being friendly, acting like a gentleman, and pretty much treating her as if you were asking her out on a first date. And since she DOES get about 50 emails a day, don't be upset if she doesn't get back to you quickly or even at all... let's see YOU answer 50 or more emails a day and be nice to all of them. Just try to make a great first impression with your opening email. And while we're on that subject... Rule #2: Don't Lead Off With Sex. I realize this is a sex-site, and we're all on here to get laid, and that includes this woman. But you can not assume that just because she's here that she's automatically going to fuck you. Avoid sex-talk entirely on the first couple of emails! It's okay to tell her flattering things, and you can politely comment on her dirty pics if you like... she put them there for your enjoyment... but do it as if you were talking to a date, not a slut. If you tell her "I love your pussy, I wanna fuck you hard!" or some other blatantly sexual phrase, SHE DOES NOT LIKE THAT. You're going to get shot down, and shot down hard. Save that kind of talk for several messages down the road, or maybe even when you first meet. Instead of just flat-out asking for sex in the first email, try just addressing what she wrote on her profile and being friendly. That is MUCH more likely to get your email answered by this woman. My post, The Generic Email That Isn't So Generic, can help you on that score. The best way to handle bringing up sex is to let HER bring it up... and if she's interested, she will. Rule #3: READ HER PROFILE!!!!! This woman put a lot of effort into her profile. There are things you BADLY need to know about her and what she wants, BEFORE you write her or say something stupid. IF YOU DON'T MATCH WHAT SHE'S LOOKING FOR, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR HERS! No, you are not the exception to her rules. No, she will not consider changing them just for you. No, it doesn't matter how good you think you look or what your cock looks like. She has her tastes just like you have yours, and she gets 50 emails a day. If you aren't her type, just be gracious and don't write her. There are a lot of other women out there. Also understand that SHE wants certain things, too! If you're not prepared to deliver on those things, don't waste her time or yours. Again, just be polite and walk away. Rule #4: Careful With The Pics. Unless this woman has specifically asked you for certain pics of your body, DO NOT send her any photos of you besides your head and upper torso, preferably clothed! If you sent naked photos of yourself to a female co-worker or female friend, you'd most likely get slapped. Well, this woman can't slap you through her computer, but she damn sure can delete you! Keep your naked photos in your profile where she can look at them if she wants to, and only send her clothed photos, if any at all. This tells her that you respect her and don't just consider her a sex object. Rule #5: Just Be You, And Don't Whine! Don't be fake. Just don't. Don't try to be someone you're not. Don't put up fake photos. Don't pretend to like something when you hate it... believe it or not, being honest about what you like and dislike goes over a lot better than you think. Just being YOU puts you head and shoulders over a lot of the guys who lie to get in her pants, so be different, be yourself, and impress her. This woman wants you to be honest and upfront, even if you think it's something bad about you. If things are going to go sour, it's better to let it go sour. If you try to lie just to get into her pants, she's most likely going to catch you in it, and even if she doesn't, you won't get in her pants ever again. And believe this, buddy... she's worth more than one go! And for God's sake, don't whine at her! She isn't your punching bag, or your wailing wall, and she certainly doesn't want to hear you complain about your lack of success in fucking other women! No woman wants to listen to a guy whine, especially when she's probably more interested in listening to a guy moan. Be a man, and act manly. Rule #6: Spell-check, Grammar-Check, and Auto-Replies. This might seem silly to you, but it is NOT silly to this woman... write like a grown-up. No text-speak, no L33t-speak, and try to form complete sentences like you learned in grammar school. Spelling and proper grammar is a LOT more impressive than sounding like a brain-dead monkey banging away on a keyboard. If you put some effort into your writing, you will impress her. And for God's sake, if you get her Auto-Reply... DON'T RESPOND TO IT!!! Nothing makes you look more like a jackass than replying back to her Auto-Reply message. Just wait for her to actually write you back! Okay, that should do it. If you follow what has just been written here, your chances will greatly improve your attempt to seduce THIS particular woman. Good luck! . Your Friendly Neighborhood King of the Jungle, The Lion. READ THIS! ------>>>lionthatroared I DARE you to read my blog and attempt to be unchanged by sheer, utter AWESOMENESS!!! It's like Kung-Fu Panda fighting Super Models with heavy metal music pumping in the background... hyped up on Rockstar energy drinks! And... whipped cream with chocolate sprinkles! And... laser-guided sex toys are probably involved! And... and... oh, I know... I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it at some point! |
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thx 4 da advise
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