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Did you hear that the guy who invented condoms died?
Did you hear that the guy who invented condoms died? It was very sad, very swift....and the worst part? He left no heirs. Yes, very sad. Inventing the condom was the climax of his professional career, and except for his condominium, he died broke. When he got sick, the doctors expected him to snap back, but apparently he was beyond his expiration date. It's reported that his final words were to his sobbing girlfriend when he told her to "get a grip". Then he shuddered and went limp as the last spurt of life left him. He was especially popular with the navy, so a lot of sea men are expected to come to his funeral. His friends will be attending the services in a stretch limo in which they'll be toasting his life with a magnum of champagne. |
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