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Then there is my Aunt Hazel who ended up in court.  

senecaguy2 63M
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3/31/2016 2:39 pm

Last Read:
4/9/2016 12:03 pm
Then there is my Aunt Hazel who ended up in court.

This is the transcript:

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Auntie Hazel: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Auntie Hazel: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Auntie Hazel: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Auntie Hazel: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Auntie Hazel: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Auntie Hazel: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Auntie Hazel: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Auntie Hazel: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Auntie Hazel: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Auntie Hazel: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him, "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Auntie Hazel: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
When I shot him, the little bastard!!!!

love2pleasu13 56M
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3/31/2016 3:57 pm

 crazy


dayzeeme 55F
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3/31/2016 3:59 pm

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