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Don't try this at home!  

jeffandBonna 57M/66F
1511 posts
4/16/2009 10:25 pm
Don't try this at home!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"





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rm_SWSunset64 58F
3939 posts
4/30/2009 9:26 pm

 Funny! I admit I used to pretend I was asleep, so the X would leave me alone!!

FINE AS WINE IN 2009!
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jeffandBonna replies on 5/1/2009 9:50 am:
I used to do that too with my X!!

rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
4/17/2009 7:38 am

 My answer to the second guy would be YES...LOL


jeffandBonna replies on 5/1/2009 9:45 am:
Me too...LOL!

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