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Old Age Benefits  

jeffandBonna 57M/66F
1515 posts
6/1/2008 8:33 pm
Old Age Benefits
Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages...
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

21. You can't remember who sent you this.




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sensualsatiation 114F
4789 posts
6/12/2008 5:33 am

 #9 Nooooo!!! Let it not be true!!!


jeffandBonna replies on 6/12/2008 10:52 am:
I agree.
I hope its not
true either...LOL!

daighi 56M
1449 posts
6/3/2008 2:24 pm

 Being over 50 would'nt stop me...i'd stil love to take you in hand! ##

Have you found that sex gets much better as you get older?I'm getting older,& i'd say that it's true!
"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


jeffandBonna replies on 6/3/2008 3:52 pm:
I think
so too. Sex is really
fantastic after 50....LOL.

rm_jd29992z 61M
3884 posts
6/2/2008 1:13 pm

 Hehehehehe yes kind of scary isn't it lol!!! Thanks for sharing later Babe JD


jeffandBonna replies on 6/2/2008 1:15 pm:
Its
not scary at all....Ahhh! LOL!!
What was I saying....LMAO!!

fletchers_arrow 62M
7964 posts
6/2/2008 6:26 am

 Huh who sent this to me?
Oh wait, that is still a couple of years away.

I see what my father is going through and think of what awaits me.
Oh boy!
Remember October is BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH. .




These members all have blog entries on breast cancer.

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jeffandBonna replies on 6/2/2008 9:09 am:
Its not
that bad. I'm already there...LOL!

rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
6/2/2008 6:00 am

 So, there is life after 50, huh?


jeffandBonna replies on 6/2/2008 9:08 am:
Oh! You
didn't know that....LOL??

dreamsofromance 65M

6/2/2008 12:28 am

 wow thanks...I will let you know if any of this is accurate come July.


jeffandBonna replies on 6/2/2008 9:07 am:
Thats okay
I'm already there....LOL!
51 in August!

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