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Lesbian Dating, Relationships, and Sexy Encounters

But It's Not Even The Full Moon!  

MissAnnThrope 63F
7711 posts
2/24/2006 11:10 am

Last Read:
8/18/2007 10:37 am

But It's Not Even The Full Moon!

Sometimes I really don't know what to make of some of the people on this site. Really, I don't.

Last night, we're in chat, the late night people are being our normal silly selves. Someone wanders in, posts his phone number and asks for someone to call him for phone sex. I tell the room, I have a nice, shiny silver dollar for any man who calls him and asks for phone sex.

When I check my mail, I have mail from the phone sex guy. I so don't know what to make of it. I'm not including his handle, as when I went back to my mailbox to retrieve the text, it would seem he's deleted his account. Member not found. Odd, considering he paid for a membership. But here is the mail:

Date: Feb 24, 2006 1:04 AM EST
Subject: Your Sassy pEriod

I Can Be Sub Isn't that what your looking for and when u see my Picture its up to date or and yes i'm a Hunk well you deside be so dam Picky woman new york i'm in bc abbotsford Canada and women that saw me today got wet,in their eyes
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OK, the picture on this post is his picture, which he was kind enough to attach. Not my idea of a hunk. Lumberjack just doesn't do it for me. But I'm actually glad I can't write back to him. That line about women getting wet in their eyes on seeing him... Well, I wouldn't have been able to resist.


caressmewell 61F

2/24/2006 11:51 am

Yeah, those tears from laughter do make your eyes wet.


DIVISION77 47M
8325 posts
2/24/2006 3:27 pm

It your charm, Ann.

You draw the subs out of the woodwork.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


DIVISION77 47M
8325 posts
2/24/2006 3:30 pm

It's your charm, Ann.

You draw the subs out of the woodwork....

I'm telling you, they think you're a dominatrix or a goth chick at the very least.

DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


CantonOhCouple 67M/67F
553 posts
2/24/2006 4:17 pm

Miss Ann,

Poor guy probably doesn't know any better. The male of the species is a little slow, at times. Too bad they don't train well.

Hugs from us


womanoirish 61F

2/25/2006 1:45 am

Oh he's a keeper, you SaSsy woman you!

Personally, I think they probably increased his medication. Didn't look like it was enough, though.


tillerbabe 63F

2/25/2006 3:38 am

Tears.....of pain!!!!


nessus01 71M

2/25/2006 9:29 am

Unbelievable! Sometimes I'm ashamed to share a gender with these imbeciles. Please ladies, we men are not ALL like that!

"Nature always favors the hidden fault. "- (Murphy's Third Law)


Fallic40 60M
1855 posts
2/25/2006 7:08 pm

perhaps the warden found him on the computer and now he's in solitary.


NickRules999 46M
9458 posts
2/25/2006 11:07 pm

Everytime someone posts their number in the chatroom, either me or one of my buddies writes it down, and we threaten to go advertise it in the gay chat rooms. Either that, or we threaten to write it in the bathroom stall of a truck stop. The persistent, intent on getting phone sex that night or day, will iggy us and continue spamming their number. I'm not sure if my buddies have spammed the posted number in the gay chatrooms. We just threaten to. I have yet to. But I'm tempted to. Just to see if they get the phone sex they wanted. LOL

Nessus, I'm with you pal. Coz of those buffoons, we gotta work harder.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


rm_jayR63 66F
1884 posts
2/26/2006 11:26 am

He's a hunk, alright.
Of what,I won't say.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
2/26/2006 8:35 pm

caress, I was thinking more tears of fear, as they think, "Please don't hurt me!"

Lianna, oh, it wasn't that bad. Unless you value things such as grammar and coherency.

Dysgyzed, he was obviously going from chat room to chat room, posting his phone number. I was obviously the ONLY one to acknowledge his presense. For some people, any attention is good attention. But if you and Lianna are up for a road trip, I'm game. You're driving, though.

Division, I am a Dominatrix. I thought everyone knew that already. But British Columbia? I doubt he could afford the fee for that.

Canton, drunk and male. A losing combination.

Woman, I just think he was drunk. And I will ignore your other comment.

tiller, or fear! Especially if he met them cutting through a dark alley.

nessus, oh you lie! I know all of you get drunk, get on here and start begging women for phone sex! On our dime, no less! Seriously, if a gentleman wants international phone sex, the least he can do is place the call himself.

Fallic, tehehe... Considering the hour he was on... Then again, isn't British Columbia on Pacific Time? Nah, even then, it would have been too late to be online in prison. Lights out comes early in the pen.

Nick, my roommate used to have a fake male handle on here. When someone truly obnoxious wouldn't leave her alone, she went straight to the Bath House Room and posted his number, saying this person was looking for phone sex. I've been tempted to leave a few phone numbers on the bathroom walls of the Stonewall, The Monster and The Phoenix in Manhattan. I'm told by people in the neighborhood, The Phoenix is a rough trade bar at night.

autumn, you're sooooo sensitive. He's not that gross to look at, but not my type at all. But it's always the big, surly types who want to be dominated.

jayR, but I'm sure we're thinking the same thing.


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