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Sometimes Being Stood Up Is A Good Thing
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Sometimes Being Stood Up Is A Good Thing Why is it so many of my horror stories about this site start with, "So I was on cam..." or, "I got curious and checked who hotlisted or flirted"? Yep. This one is no different. So I was on cam a few weeks ago. I was doing the normal bit of banning the directors and fucktards and talking to a few people. Mostly I was talking to the smoking fetishists. But I started talking to some local guy who seemed nice and polite enough. Well, after talking to him for a while, I don't know what came over me especially since he was well out of my preferred age range, but I said sure, I'd meet him for lunch. It's only lunch, right? But I did this in IMC. Without seeing a picture, without talking to him. Yeah, I tend to throw caution to the wind when I'm bored as fuck. So after talking to him a bit more, I let him call. That is when I realized my mistake. I checked the caller ID a second time to check that the name wasn't Karl Childers. I actually expected to hear at some point, "I picked up a kaiser blade that was a laying there by the screen door, some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. it's just a long handle like a axe handle with a long blade on it that's shaped kind of like a banana. Sharp on one edge and dull on the other. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot." That is what this man sounded like, except the accent was a bit thicker. Complete with the grunts in between sentences. I had to keep asking him to repeat himself, as I couldn't understand half of what he said. Oh, but it got better. I learned that he works for the evil empire. Er, I mean Halliburton. I know it's a major employer down here, but that doesn't mean I want to associate myself with it in any way shape or form. Then as he talked more, he became more incoherent. This person who went from seemingly intelligent in text turned into a babbling moron on the phone. The grunting increased along with a strange breathing pattern. Oh holy hell! He's masturbating as he's talking to me! I tried to turn him off. I went into my northeastern liberal feminist ranting that is designed to turn off ANYONE who had ever voted Republican after 1976. It didn't work. The grunting and weird breathing got worse. Oh yeah, I know what we have here. One of those right wingers who thinks women need to be put in their place. I started insulting Halliburton even more than I had before. Didn't work. He was determined to masturbate to my voice. I thought about suddenly remembering I had some hideous phobia or mental disease where I couldn't leave the house ever. I thought about begging off with a sudden herpes outbreak or asking if he knew why it burnt when I peed and was green. I thought about anything that would turn him off. But I'm so unconvincing about pretending to be a bunny boiler and well, when you lie and claim to have an STD to get out of meeting someone on this site, it doesn't matter what region, it manages to get all over via the grapevine, as this is one uous gene pool when you get right down to it. Then he tried to turn the conversation into phone sex. Great. I guess by calling Dick Cheney names he decided I wanted to talk dirty. So I went for the old stand-by. "I have to go, the phone is beeping at me and is going to die." He said fine and he would call later on that night to finalize plans for lunch. I started begging any god that would listen. "Please let this guy not call back! Let him stand me up!" Obviously the gods were on my side. I never heard from him again. Which is a good thing. This was the second time in my years on this site that I had been stood up. I was a lot happier about it this time. I still feel like I dodged a bullet. Anyone else ever feel like they dodged a bullet by being stood up around here? Or am I just continuing my weirdness streak? |
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Oh wow. What kinda person masturbates when calling someone to arrange lunch?
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8/6/2008 4:43 pm |
I've been stood up once and I was pissed. But if I was going to meet that same guy I think I would be glad too.  I  my friends!! 
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I remember one time, I was chatting with someone in the chat room, and was invited to yeah who. We started talking dirty on there, and she wanted to meet. Problem was, none of us could drive, so she said she'd take the bus, and I was to wait for hours in the snow for her to show up, and I didn't even know what she looked like. So, I called off the meet. Turns out, I didn't miss a life changing experience at all. Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?
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8/6/2008 6:35 pm |
You are assuming that you will never hear from him again!!!... You know every time I get close to deciding to meet someone I have talked with for a while, you do one of these freaky ass post and I go back into my shell!!!  ....I am Happy..  ...Single..Naked and Free...Care To Join Me?... ...
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Last time I got stood up, it turned out to be a good thing. The guy later admitted that he was three sheets to the wind every time we saw each other. The only thing I HAVE to do is eat, shit, and die. Everything else is a choice.
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What Saint said.  
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Jeez MissAnn haven't you learned that when you act disinterested and prattling on. Is simply heard as "fuck me PLEASE" I mean seriously nothings hotter then hearing about Dick Cheney. As for me no I haven't been stood up here but there are a few occasions when I honestly I wish I was. RF
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NUUGHTY NAUGHTY STEALING THE BARRONESSES' TIN FOIL HAT AND YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A SWEET LADY!
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On more than one occassion, I have hung up on folks like that if they didn't hear what I was saying (good-bye). As for being stood up ... nothing comes to mind that is earth shattering. I've been around here for about 10 years though, so something may have slipped My memory. I guess the moral of the story here is ... attempt not to get bored LOL ...It doesn't appear like it's beneficial to any of the parties. After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009 
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8/11/2008 1:56 pm |
I don't call it being "stood up" when someone doesn't phone a second time after my blowing him off and being pretty sure I'd never blow him in real life. Personally, I think phone sex with someone I haven't met is a total waste of my time since things in my head are only erotic if I've never done it before. And, most guys got no sexy convo skills. Glad you got stood up!
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I don't do phone sex as those holes in the receiver are too small for my penis. Maybe he thought you wanted to get nasty because you said Dick.... Cheney... Besides if I wanted to have sex with a phone I would get one modeled in the shape of Jenna Jamison or whatever hot porn star is doing phones these days... What I don't understand is why you stayed on the line with this specimen...
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lol ... I woulda hung up on his ass! Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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8/12/2008 9:00 pm |
wow! I've been stood up once, and darn glad too! The guy turned out to be a total ass (the whole I can sleep with as many girls as I want, but you can only sleep with me shit) Sounds like you got lucky this time! I would have hung up once I realized he was masturbating to my voice since making crazy odd comments didn't work. I'm leaving the site end of March. To those who want to keep in touch, see blog for details.
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8/13/2008 5:21 am |
You got a purty face on cam MissAnn
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Hello MissAnn. You there? Ummhmmmm. Its me Billy Ray Cletus. The guy you done talked to what works at Halburton. Ummmhmmmm. Say, still up for some lunch? I recon I like them french fried taters. Ummmhmmmm. Maybe a hot dog even. Ummmhmmmm. You like hot dogs? I recon I do. Ummmmhmmmmm. Are you a Jew? You come from Yankeeland so I recon you must be a Jew. Ummmmhmmmm. I had me a Jew woman once. Ummmmhmmmm. She said my fingernails were dirty. Didn't like much my pickup truck neither. Ummmmmhmmmm. Say, I don't mind if you got that Yankee STD. its just God's way of telling you you're a Yankee sinner. Ummmmhmmmm. Us good ol' boys is immune so it don't bother me none. Ummmmhmmmm. You there, MissAnn? Hello? Damn, I like talking to you. Ummmmmhmmmmm.
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8/22/2008 12:30 pm |
Trust me... there are times I literally prayed to the universe that I had been stood up instead of having to deal with the bipolar, "never had a daddy would you be mine please", ADHD, idiot savant woman I was on a date with... but no such luck! No, I'm the guy who doesn't get stood up unfortunately and then pays for every agonizing minute of it.
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Maybe the guy just has asthma or maybe he was working out on the treadmill while talking to you. You jump to conclusions Miss Ann. You probably missed out on a nice lunch of biscuits'n'mustard and potted meat or maybe even some of them french fried pataters.
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Ah, but have you ever asked someone out, had her say yes and then she doesn't show? Stood up works on both sides.
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Oh, I can think of a few times where if I had been stood up it would have been better than the date.
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Trust me, being stood up is generally a good thing. Be glad you found out he was a wimp now, instead of later. As far as the fries, I'm pretty sure ALL the dining establishments in this town have fries. The visible inbreeding among so many of the locals would dictate it.
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Oh wow. What kinda person masturbates when calling someone to arrange lunch?
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I've been stood up once and I was pissed. But if I was going to meet that same guy I think I would be glad too.
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I remember one time, I was chatting with someone in the chat room, and was invited to yeah who. We started talking dirty on there, and she wanted to meet. Problem was, none of us could drive, so she said she'd take the bus, and I was to wait for hours in the snow for her to show up, and I didn't even know what she looked like. So, I called off the meet. Turns out, I didn't miss a life changing experience at all.
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You are assuming that you will never hear from him again!!!... You know every time I get close to deciding to meet someone I have talked with for a while, you do one of these freaky ass post and I go back into my shell!!!
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LMAO! You are a very sick man, you know that?
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