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The Venting Blog
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ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
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ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
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ARTHUR: Yes. DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.
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ARTHUR: Yes, I see. DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
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ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
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ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
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WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
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ARTHUR: I am your king!
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WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
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ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
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WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
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ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
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DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
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ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
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DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up!
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DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
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ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
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oh my, you naughty naughty aussie! doing our own version of padding the bra, er blog eh? I was wondering why my comments went up but I couldnt find any new ones. And they say I have too much time on my hands!
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Hullo there expat ol pal. Doing your own version of deep blog diving eh? One good turn deserves another as we say on both sides of the pond.
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I am online all the dang time. I just don't turn on my chat thingie very often. (when I do, I never see you) PS: How bout tidying up a bit next time you play around in my basement?
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Sorry to hear you went through such a bad time......but glad to see you stuck to your ground and made it through! Relationships are the hardest things.....
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Sorry to hear you went through such a bad time......but glad to see you stuck to your ground and made it through! Relationships are the hardest things..... Thanks for following my link, purple.
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