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memoirs of a nice guy
memoirs of a nice guy hi guys, sorry when i say guys i'm not ommiting any ladies who migh be reading this,,just a figure of speech,,,,, well after receiving a swift kick in the balls today ,,i've been inspired,,,thankyou gr8 lady. being a nice guy is not who or what i want to be. so if ur hair is a mess i wont say its nice,,maybe somthing like,,,no hairbrush at home then??,,,if ur boyfriend is giving you shit,,,,too bad you chose him. husband upsetting you,,,wooooooo you made ur bed sweetie. this is the return of the thin white duke, throwing darts in lovers eyes,,,,,you like that,thank mr bowie,,,hes my alltime fav singer. but look at it,,,wot do you read,,,,is he the jealous lover throwing the darts,,,,,or is he telling us,,,if ur blind you can still love that person,,,,,,maybe,,,,,,i see it as you have to be a blind fool to fall in love(been there done that,,,never again) so heres to the blind lovers,,,live to love,,live to regret it. contrary to popular belief i feel im getting better at this with evry blog i write,,,maybe this one is coming from deep within.anyway the rest of my inspiration i flushed down the toilet,so untill somone else inspires me(i.e pisses me off) i'll see you then. oh,,,hope you liked this one,,,,,,if not too badd |
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NO MORE 'MR NICE GUY' Reading ur blog, couldn't help thinking.. why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much? whats all that venus and mars stuff? why do men think with their heads and women with their hearts? then I thought about when i used to be a 'nice guy my last love (..& hopefully the very last..) and I are in bed I'm horny, love is in the air shortly the passion starts to heat up touching, kissing.. I want to make make mad passionate love to her suddenly!! she says, "No baby, I don't feel like it" "what the fuck!!!" I say.. then she says the words that every man dreads.. "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." I'm holding my hard dick thinking, "is she fucking serious" "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" she says "fuck this" I turn and fall asleep Next day, I take the afternoon off work decide to spend time with her.. take her for lunch, then shopping I walk around with her, she tries on expensive clothes and shoes can't decide which one.. "take them all" I say, "i'll pay" She glowing, she's excited, she's giggly its almost like she's nearing sexual satisfaction As we head to the cashier, suddenly!! I say, "No baby, I don't feel like it" "what the fuck!!!" she says.. then I say the words that every woman dreads.. "You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." she holding clothes and shoes probably thinking, "is he fucking serious" "Can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things i buy you?" I say needless to say, I didn't get any sex that night.. ..or any other night for that matter.. bitch left me the next day.. no more 'mr nice guy' ...keep 'em coming bro...
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3/29/2007 12:53 am |
randyman who made you so angry?
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