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Things I've Done...  

welust4morefun 57M/54F
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3/21/2007 8:16 pm

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4/21/2007 7:04 pm
Things I've Done...
As I look back at the crazy sh*t I've done or experienced in my life (either as a direct result of my own stupid actions or by those around me)... here are a few that stick out in my mind to this day

1) Had sex with a cab driver so I didn't have to pay the fare
2) Received a wrong number phone call from this woman and it turned into phone sex
3) Watched a documentary about masterbation with my brother
4) Went with my best friend to a Female strip club when I was 16 to see what it was all about
5) During my high school years I wold read Erotic Stories to my male friends over the phone just so I could listen to them masterbate
6) In elementary if I liked a boy I would walk up to them and kiss them. I kissed at least 1 boy a day!
7) Found a naked picture of my dad while snooping in my parents bedroom
8 While doing my early morning paper route one morning; I felt the urge to satisfy myself and went behind a fence and masterbated (I was 12)
9) Met a guy at a bar. Went back to his place. Had sex. Then went back to the bar. met another guy and went back to that guys place and had sex.
10) When I lived with my mom; we used to go to the bar together and pick up guys and bring them back to the house. she would go to her room with her guy and I would go to mine with my guy.
11) When I was 19 I won $50,000 but couldn't collect it because the winning game piece had gone missing!
12) Tried and won 5 cakes at a bake sale in one evening! (why would I want to try???)
13) Tried on lingerie and put my clothes over top and walked out of the store without paying
14) Gotten into a fight with the neighborhood bully accross the street that was arranged by each of our parents. (strange but true)
15) Gotten flashed by a boy for the 1st time when I was 10.
16) Asked my mom to drive me to a guys place in the middle of the night so I could have sex with him (she drove me!)
17) My dad found out his little girl was having sex at 16 when he found an empty condom wrapper in my bedroom
18 Went to a XXX Cinema Theatre
19) Lied about my age to a really nice man. After dating for awhile he asked me to marry him. I had to tell him I was only 17.
20) Broke up a relationship as a joke
21) Took an unknown substance in pill form without knowing what it was. I could feel my hair growing ALL NIGHT!
22) When I was 10 - I got naked and let a boy dry hump me until he came (he was 12)
23) Woke up from a party to find myself on the couch. As I lay there with my eyes closed I can feel the guy on the other end of the couch masterbating. I pretended to stay asleep so I could listen. Then he came all over my feet.
24) One of the boys I was babysitting (I was 12) came into the room as I was masterbating. He wanted to help. So I let him. (he was 11)
25) My brother and I received a sex talk from our grandmother on how brothers and sisters are not suppose to touch each other "that way" (she was kind of drunk at the time)

Well there ya have it. Warped at it's finest! {=}

Let me know if I am not the only retard out there!!!!

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