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some fun thought THE VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION & A NO. 2 PENCIL Little Susie was not the best student in the Catholic School-she usually slept thru class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, Johnny took his pencil & jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. "Very good!" replied the nun as she went on teaching. Later she asked Susie, "who is our Lord & Savior?" Once again, she was sleeping so Johnny stabbed her rear. "Jesus Christ!" She shouted. "Very Good," the nun replied. Susie soon fell back asleep. The nun asked a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd ?" Again, Johnny to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, " If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, i'll break it in half!" The nun fainted. ADULT SEX QUIZ Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife,but you can't beat a blowjob! Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. THE CREATION OF A PUSSY: Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee. Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt hope ya enjoy these later 2tall |
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