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difference between women and men
difference between women and men if laura, elizabeth, and mary go to lunch, they call each other laura, elizabeth and mary.if mark, chris, and eric go out to lunch they refer to each other as fatboy, godzilla, and peanut head. when eatin out the boys will throw 20 dollars in da pot even though it was only 32.50$ and expect no change. but the women will get out the pocket calculators. a man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item he needs. a woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesnt need, but its on sale. a woman has the last word in any aruument, but a man says anything after that and its a new arugument. a man has 5 items in his bathroom. toothbrush, shavin cream, razor, soap, and a towel. the average number of items in a womans bathroom is 237. a man couldnt identify most of those things. women love cats. men say they love cats, but when women arent looking, men kick cats. (i'm a kinda guy). a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. AND THE JOKE OF THE DAY a couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. an earlier discussion had led to a argument. and neither of them wanted to concede their position. as they pass a barnyard of mules , jackasses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,"relatives of yours?" "yep" th wife replied "in laws" part 2 at a later date |
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